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What's your favourite fruit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like my cock sucked more, do will tally the numbers and buy relevant scented shower gel.

Appreciate your help with this endeavour.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Durian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Durian."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case then get the cherry bakewell shower gel

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Durian."
the plant that smells like rot or death.... Lovely....

I'd probably go chillies ... Yes chillies are a fruit (anything with seeds is classed as fruit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Durian."

Durian pizza, ice cream, cakes, etc. all ove SE Asia.

I didn't think it was as bad as people made out but it wasn't exactly nice.

I liked unripe mango a lot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nectarines are rather delish.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd like my cock sucked more, do will tally the numbers and buy relevant scented shower gel.

Appreciate your help with this endeavour."

Just rub it with a potato, everyone likes potatoes...

Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it taste like cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green grapes or pears peaches too

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word to the wise

I know it's not a fruit but don't buy that minty shower gel devil shit!

Innocently washing myself with it, washes my lady garden! Holy bloody crap!

Tingle doesn't even tough the sides!!!!

Bloody stuff should come with a protect your special place warning!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mango, but I prefer an unscented cock if it's going in my mouth. I have found that men haven't enjoyed me thinking it was edible.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock."

He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm thinking lemon would help curdle and remove the cheese.

Should I apply a biscuit taste and fo for cheesecake?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.

He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread. "

Mmmm, fresh baked bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut, but like it is in a Bounty, laced with sugar, rather than the awful dessicated stuff.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm thinking lemon would help curdle and remove the cheese.

Should I apply a biscuit taste and fo for cheesecake?"

What will you use to batter the biscuits?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.

He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread.

Mmmm, fresh baked bread. "

Fuck knows maybe he is. Bread is good. Lib, smell like a loaf and the women will start salivating when you're around them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a cock. It should taste like a cock.

He's not trying to change the flavour of his cock. He has to make him as a whole package more enticing. Like how for house viewings people bake bread. "

In that case I refer back to my previous answer of cake.

A cherry bakewell cake to be precise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking lemon would help curdle and remove the cheese.

Should I apply a biscuit taste and fo for cheesecake?"

Blowtorch. Burn the sludge off.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Think about fruit and meat combos; such as melon and Parma ham - that works.

So perhaps melon scent with your meat offering...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I go could for an eighties party delight with meat, cheese and pineapple (sans the cocktail stick)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go could for an eighties party delight with meat, cheese and pineapple (sans the cocktail stick)?"

Sounding rod?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you. "

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell? "

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?! "

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know."

Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know."

I don't, it's fine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.

Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock! "

Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?! "

I was referring to sucking his cock as 'doing it' but I'd imagine most guys would let you refer to them as any pronoun you wanted, if it meant getting a blow job!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.

Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!

Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?

"

It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.

Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!

Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?

It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld? "

I suppose all that twisted ribbon would help to keep it up.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No nice smelling shower gel could help you.

Is that because you'd do it whatever the smell?

Are you calling Lib “it”?!

Tea Monkey! How dare you call him it? He has feelings you know.

Not that we care about his feelings when we just want a go on the cock!

Do we take it in turns to slide down the pole?

It’s almost May - isn’t there a tradition of May pole dancing to be upheld?

I suppose all that twisted ribbon would help to keep it up.

"

We could probably just utilise the anal hairs. They’ve gotten long.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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