FabSwingers.com forum: Best post you almost made....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So.....

A while ago I thought of (in my mind) an amazing idea for a post, which in reality wasn't that amazing....

"THE JUGGlING POST, I start b making one thread and you comment on it, I then make a second thread and you post on that too, then I make a third tread and you post on that and maybe more, but you all had to post in sequence(1,2,3...) to keep the bollocks in the air and not drop one"

Never had the nerve as I knew a lot of ppl wouldn't get it and it'd probs get fucked over, misunderstood as per usual, but ANYWAY....

.....MY QUESTION TO YOU LOVELY PPL IS - WHAT AMAZING POST DID YOU "ALMOST" MAKE BUT WERE TOO SCARED TO POST, FOR FEAR OF FAILURE AND MOCKERY...

Peace

(appreciate this thread will sink like a lead bollock now but hey ho, I've just got on my train and I'm bored....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Social experiment, tits win.... Smh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've taken over from tame I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?"

I still stand by my comment in another thread ... one potential alpha has left so he's scent marking to stake his claim for alphahood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've taken over from tame I see"

Maybe we're the same cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

I still stand by my comment in another thread ... one potential alpha has left so he's scent marking to stake his claim for alphahood"

This ones a power geek.. he has no chance.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?"

Nah it's really busy and I'm trying to hide my phone from the lady next to me.... .....its like a tits and cock clusterfuck on here...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

He’s amusing me let him carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

Nah it's really busy and I'm trying to hide my phone from the lady next to me.... .....its like a tits and cock clusterfuck on here...

You know you can turn images off right?!?

Has someone given you sugar?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

Nah it's really busy and I'm trying to hide my phone from the lady next to me.... .....its like a tits and cock clusterfuck on here...

You know you can turn images off right?!?

Has someone given you sugar?!?!"

No my love, I've been in he office for two days and I'm fab sick.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

Nah it's really busy and I'm trying to hide my phone from the lady next to me.... .....its like a tits and cock clusterfuck on here...

You know you can turn images off right?!?

Has someone given you sugar?!?!"

My money is on blue smarties

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Yup.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

Nah it's really busy and I'm trying to hide my phone from the lady next to me.... .....its like a tits and cock clusterfuck on here...

You know you can turn images off right?!?

Has someone given you sugar?!?!

My money is on blue smarties"

Very possibly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Nobody LET'S an Alpha do anything

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

That's a shame because you give some great replies. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Nobody LET'S an Alpha do anything

Pmsl I do as I please all subtle like....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Nobody LET'S an Alpha do anything

See above.. 'powergeek'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

That's a shame because you give some great replies. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts

Post them on here!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Nobody LET'S an Alpha do anything

Pmsl I do as I please all subtle like....

The Impala is dead! Long live the Xperia

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Who is this guy???

Saffie!!!! What have you done to him???

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

That's a shame because you give some great replies. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts

as soon as someone says that to me my mind goes blank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s amusing me let him carry on

Lololol, LET ME....?

Nobody LET'S an Alpha do anything

Pmsl I do as I please all subtle like....

The Impala is dead! Long live the Xperia

Stoppit, I like a quiet life, I get enough shite on here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is this guy???

Saffie!!!! What have you done to him???

It's love innit...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 30/04/19 19:01:46]

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In response to your OP; probably something really deep that I think gets to the heart of the human condition, then deleted it in favour of something about hotlists. Who knows.

This isn't the greatest thread ever, it's a tribute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In response to your OP; probably something really deep that I think gets to the heart of the human condition, then deleted it in favour of something about hotlists. Who knows.

This isn't the greatest thread ever, it's a tribute. "

Yeah but when you let yourself go and get deep that's when you're at your best and most exposed, makes for the best post buddy, do ittttt...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular."

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

Trust me this wouldn't go where the sun don't shine. Mr N bought it for me as a joke gift one Christmas. It's still in a suitcase in the loft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

Recycle it obv...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me your almost posts motherfuckers..... Ffs...

(wanna see some boobs?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There all awesome thats why i forget them

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

Trust me this wouldn't go where the sun don't shine. Mr N bought it for me as a joke gift one Christmas. It's still in a suitcase in the loft.

Take it to the charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is this guy???

Saffie!!!! What have you done to him???

Please don't blame me.. he's Ferrell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well funny you should ask because I almost posted this when I was ill but changed my mind.....

"What is the grossest thing to come out of your body?

Is your body a cesspit?

Do you have lung butter in the morning after your fag, or have you had a parasitic worm?

Please share your body horror without fear or shame".

I did describe what had happened to me but I'm trying to attract the opposite sex, not make them run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

Trust me this wouldn't go where the sun don't shine. Mr N bought it for me as a joke gift one Christmas. It's still in a suitcase in the loft.

Take it to the charity shop

"
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Charity starts.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well funny you should ask because I almost posted this when I was ill but changed my mind.....

"What is the grossest thing to come out of your body?

Is your body a cesspit?

Do you have lung butter in the morning after your fag, or have you had a parasitic worm?

Please share your body horror without fear or shame".

I did describe what had happened to me but I'm trying to attract the opposite sex, not make them run for the hills

Hahaha, never fear the opposite of sex....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"In response to your OP; probably something really deep that I think gets to the heart of the human condition, then deleted it in favour of something about hotlists. Who knows.

This isn't the greatest thread ever, it's a tribute.

Yeah but when you let yourself go and get deep that's when you're at your best and most exposed, makes for the best post buddy, do ittttt...

Ach, I often do, if I were any more exposed I'd be locked up for public indecency. Ironically I don't do full naked pictures though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In response to your OP; probably something really deep that I think gets to the heart of the human condition, then deleted it in favour of something about hotlists. Who knows.

This isn't the greatest thread ever, it's a tribute.

Yeah but when you let yourself go and get deep that's when you're at your best and most exposed, makes for the best post buddy, do ittttt...

Ach, I often do, if I were any more exposed I'd be locked up for public indecency. Ironically I don't do full naked pictures though... "

You're an emotional tease....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs... did they put you in the quiet carriage and you're having a meltdown?

I still stand by my comment in another thread ... one potential alpha has left so he's scent marking to stake his claim for alphahood"

fab Alpha=talks most bollocks..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've almost started loads of posts, sometimes I've typed them out and deleted them but common sense has always got the better of me.

Yeah but they might have been award winners?

Extremely unlikely. Although my "how to dispose of my giant dildo" thread was rather popular.

Stick it where the sun don't shine

Start a part 2 I need to know

Trust me this wouldn't go where the sun don't shine. Mr N bought it for me as a joke gift one Christmas. It's still in a suitcase in the loft.

Take it to the charity shop

which one, Age Concern?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally get bored with it before I have finished typing it up. So boring none even spring to mind to write here ....

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