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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on......

You'd be more popular than you are now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on......

You'd be more popular than you are now

Are you saying I'm not?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Would you worry about their size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?"

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on......

You'd be more popular than you are now

Are you saying I'm not?

If that's what you want to read into it, be my guest

I was just going off statistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they pierced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tits, op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on......

You'd be more popular than you are now

Are you saying I'm not?

If that's what you want to read into it, be my guest

I was just going off statistics."

Me? Never, I'm learning from you boss

My stats are 34F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup..... "

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they pierced?

Yeah, with safety pins!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup..... "

I scoff at your F cup ... but be prepared for a bad back ... those puppies are heavy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits, op"

Nice arse!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way."

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You have.........moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Now what?

This is a boring game. I'm going back to knock down ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

I scoff at your F cup ... but be prepared for a bad back ... those puppies are heavy"

I'll jus lie on my back and let you do the work.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Get them out. "

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

I’d sell you to the greatest showman and make a fortune

This time next year Rodney we’re be millionaires and all that jazz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok. Now what?

This is a boring game. I'm going back to knock down ginger

I'm didn't think it through, ffs, forums were just dull af and I'm excitable....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out. "

I'm shy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have.........moobs

Yeah, laughable cone shaped hairy nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy... "

I almost died laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly! "

Details, don't bother me with details.....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup..... "

Do you still have a willy? Or have you got a muff too?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing! "

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?"

It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly.... "

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?

It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools..... "

Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...? "

Like a baby?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."

Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."

I can help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that make you a shemale op lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.

Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?"

"Your Khan is not a crook"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.

Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?

"Your Khan is not a crook""

Not ashamed to admit .. I do this with Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats my brain violated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face.

Doing your Richard Nixon impressions?

"Your Khan is not a crook"

Not ashamed to admit .. I do this with Red

Eeeeeexcelent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Is want small ones.. easier to run around with.. bigguns must get in the way.

Yeah but..... Size matters allegedly....

I'm not too fussy about size, I just like them in my face."

Are you flirting with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?

It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....

Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then

It's between the E and G cups on the rack.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not supposed to wear the bra on your head

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?

It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....

Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then

It's between the E and G cups on the rack....."

It's a big rack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Whit whoooo nice boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would that make you a shemale op lol"

Just for tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

Fair point ... it is T.O.T

Exactly!

Details, don't bother me with details.....

34f is not a detail then?

It's a label, labels are for.... Ummmm.... Fools.....

Do tell us how you worked out an F cup based on your back size then

It's between the E and G cups on the rack....."

*Double E and double F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would that make you a shemale op lol

Just for tonight.... "

Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well thats my brain violated"

Trans phobia.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers..... "

It's not! I wanna be mamma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....

It's not! I wanna be mamma

Can we do like a tit sucking 69?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Would that make you a shemale op lol

Just for tonight....

Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned

Maybe this is a twisted claim for alpha status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....

It's not! I wanna be mamma

"
u can be my mama anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would that make you a shemale op lol

Just for tonight....

Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned

Maybe this is a twisted claim due alpha status

Alpha shemale innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....

It's not! I wanna be mamma

Can we do like a tit sucking 69?"

I'm not sure how that would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would that make you a shemale op lol

Just for tonight....

Hence.. the sudden increase in popularity I mentioned

Maybe this is a twisted claim for alpha status

No. It's the truth from a Cixi status

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them out.

I'm shy...

I almost died laughing!

Don't ch0ke, suck on my tit...?

Like a baby?

If that's you're thing, but only coz we're good mates, I'm not doing it for randomers.....

It's not! I wanna be mamma

Can we do like a tit sucking 69?

I'm not sure how that would work

Left to right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

Now back to you being a tit.. as you were...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

Now back to you being a tit.. as you were..."

Is that you saying "put the lemonade down steve and come to bed"? Xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on......

You do have don't you?

A cup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

No problem!

don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

No problem!

don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah"

Someone ears will be burning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

No problem!

don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah

Someone ears will be burning "

Fuck you both, ganging up on me....

Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

No problem!

don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah

Someone ears will be burning

Fuck you both, ganging up on me....

Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....? "

You are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you are a tit.. sorry read that wrong..

I'm your right hand tit baby....

Well that's a bit lopsided..

We're beautiful together my love

An actual pair of tits...

Perfect pair

You know we come as a pair right???

Only if you put my soapy body on your phone as your screen saver like your mate....

Phaaaaa!!!! She can show me this tomorrow!!!

No problem!

don't think I mentioned we were shopping in the morning.. mwah

Someone ears will be burning

Fuck you both, ganging up on me....

Am I still "working from home" on Thurs/Fri my love....?

You are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you worry about their size?

No they're huge, like an F cup.....

Do you still have a willy? Or have you got a muff too? "

Yeah, she's real purdy....

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