FabSwingers.com forum: Best lame excuse for not meeting at a social

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1/ Flat tyre

2/ Dogs about to have puppies

3/ The sinks blocked

4/ Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog

5/ I forgot?

6/ Feel asleep

7/ I wont the lottery

8/ No excuse just blocked after chatting (freak)

9/ Foot and mouth outbreak

10/ Hijacked by ISIS

May as well have said, "Aliens have landed"

Beat that!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Him or family member rushed to hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead relative.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Omg I use "fell asleep*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot the dead relative.

Thanks you people. I am clearly not alone then

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Omg I use "fell asleep*

And you admit it??

Shame on you!!

Still

you x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Omg I use "fell asleep*

And you admit it??

Shame on you!!

Still

you x"

Busted!

you to kid....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Omg I use "fell asleep*

And you admit it??

Shame on you!!

Still

you x

Busted!

you to kid...."

Kid??? Older than you young lady

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Incidentally OP, never used an excuse ... if we're committed to meeting, we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I use "fell asleep*

And you admit it??

Shame on you!!

Still

you x

Busted!

you to kid....

Kid??? Older than you young lady

She’ll fall asleep in a minute

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

But I am a biker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him or family member rushed to hospital

I have had that twice, it was pathetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on my way to see my long term partner and my daughter rang in a panic saying her dog had gone into labour.

If I wasn't already on a train in London I would have cancelled and helped her.

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

U forgot

Cold feet

On my period suddenly

My ex is bothering me

My back is hurting

My sis is giving birth

Lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make me say it.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't make me say it.....

Do it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fallen asleep and missed the leaving deadline to see a buddy, and had the school ring up, telling me I have to pick my grandson up from school as he's ill, as another buddy was almost arriving from Cambridge.

Shit happens when you have children and animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me say it.....

Do it ...

Ummmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me say it.....

Do it ...

Well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't make me say it.....

Do it ...

Ummmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operation...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also pulled a muscle in my back, and the day before I was meeting a man with my friend I got a cold sore and started bleeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U forgot

Cold feet

On my period suddenly

My ex is bothering me

My back is hurting

My sis is giving birth

Lots"

I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've also pulled a muscle in my back, and the day before I was meeting a man with my friend I got a cold sore and started bleeding.

Are these made up ones??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"U forgot

Cold feet

On my period suddenly

My ex is bothering me

My back is hurting

My sis is giving birth

Lots

I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies"

People lie???

For shame!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel"

Then what were your other posts about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U forgot

Cold feet

On my period suddenly

My ex is bothering me

My back is hurting

My sis is giving birth

Lots

I can deal with the cold feet excuse, that is genuine, the others tend to be lies

People lie???

For shame!!!"

Afraid so, I was shocked at this revelation as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel"

I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....

Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

Then what were your other posts about

"
what other posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

Then what were your other posts about

what other posts"

Sorry, my mistake, wrong person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....

Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....

And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....

Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....

And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’ "

Always, yes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

But I am a biker

Yes I remember from the basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....

Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....

And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’

Always, yes

Tbh that isn’t a lame excuse, you told the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this one:

"I have a driving lesson I forgot about"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

But I am a biker

Yes I remember from the basement

Should see me in leather

But I digress ... I now know if you say you fell asleep it's a big fat lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had this one:

"I have a driving lesson I forgot about"

Nice one, once when I had a lame excuse given to me I pretending I knew nothing about meeting them anyway,

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

But I am a biker

Yes I remember from the basement

Should see me in leather

But I digress ... I now know if you say you fell asleep it's a big fat lie

Omg leather! God help you now!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"OP I definitely would meet if I say.....*biker* nom nom....

But I am a biker

Yes I remember from the basement

Should see me in leather

But I digress ... I now know if you say you fell asleep it's a big fat lie

Omg leather! God help you now!

Always leather when astride something throbbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My horse twisted its ankle

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"My horse twisted its ankle"

He's lame then

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I need better excuses

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

I forgot I am decorating the hall way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in 13 years on here never had someone cancel

I've cancelled but never been cancelled on....

Usually either work, my girl or I change my mind....

And did you tell the other person you ‘had changed your mind’

Always, yes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I need better excuses

Why get yourself in the position where excuses are needed?

Sorry ... sensible head... will put it back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it happens I’m awaiting the receipt of one right now...

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

I got radio silence twice from the same person.

Yup, I was naive. She got blocked after the second incident

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To be fair, emergencies do happen.

Some people do tend to have more emergencies than others tho....

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I’ve got to help my mum at IKEA. He was in his 40s btw.

AND he expected me to rearrange for another weekend! I refused and he got uppity about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog swallowed bone got to take it to vets lol xxx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Locked in basement

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Locked in basement

*cough* naughty step

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This is a true story and some oldies might remember it

Its a true story.

A couple arranged to meet a single guy and he didnt turn up. Next day he rang them from the hospital. He had opened his fridge and reached to the back to get some ham and had fallen in with the door locking. He was in there all night apparently until he somehow got out the next day

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I dropped a bollock

(Yup. I used that one. Sorry Christos!)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I must come across as a complete liar then!

I had to cancel a meet when I crashed my car and wrote it off - and another time when mum was rushed into hospital and we were on ‘critical bed watch’ for 36 hours!

To be fair - I was so upset/overwrought that on neither occasion did I give a flying fuck whether my meet believed me or not! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must come across as a complete liar then!

I had to cancel a meet when I crashed my car and wrote it off - and another time when mum was rushed into hospital and we were on ‘critical bed watch’ for 36 hours!

To be fair - I was so upset/overwrought that on neither occasion did I give a flying fuck whether my meet believed me or not! X"

Peachy,

You are so hot I would forgive you. If you ever tire if young, hung studs I would gladly bring my suit to the red rose county!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect record

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

"1/ Flat tyre

2/ Dogs about to have puppies

3/ The sinks blocked

4/ Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog

5/ I forgot?

6/ Feel asleep

7/ I wont the lottery

8/ No excuse just blocked after chatting (freak)

9/ Foot and mouth outbreak

10/ Hijacked by ISIS

May as well have said, "Aliens have landed"

Beat that!"

Forgot to put the bins out and tripped over the dog Who’s having puppies

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Meet arranged everythings going fine.

*morning of meet*

"You sure your not a catfish"

Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"

Do what she asks.

"Why are you verificaions hidden"

Me *shows verifications*

"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"

Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"

"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.

Me "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Meet arranged everythings going fine.

*morning of meet*

"You sure your not a catfish"

Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"

Do what she asks.

"Why are you verificaions hidden"

Me *shows verifications*

"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"

Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"

"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.

Me "

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m painting my nails.

Watching GOT

Can’t start the car

Being he’d hostage by aliens

Coronation St is on

Just got nothing to wear

Got toothache

I’m dead

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I’m painting my nails.

Watching GOT

Can’t start the car

Being he’d hostage by aliens

Coronation St is on

Just got nothing to wear

Got toothache

I’m dead"

I'm using the last one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truth is i dont normally ask for excuses u can meet or cant doesnt matter why not really

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m painting my nails.

Watching GOT

Can’t start the car

Being he’d hostage by aliens

Coronation St is on

Just got nothing to wear

Got toothache

I’m dead

I'm using the last one!!!!!

You already have your basement one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My horse twisted its ankle

He's lame then

"
boom boom

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Generally I get ghosted

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I was attacked by a bandit in the dark

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm dead in the basement....

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By *trangeleftyMan
over a year ago

London

I fell face in dog shit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm dead in the basement....

After being attacked by a primate?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm dead in the basement....

After being attacked by a primate?

Haaaaaaaa was eaten alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car got nicked

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Meet arranged everythings going fine.

*morning of meet*

"You sure your not a catfish"

Me "I'll take a pic right now and direct upload it, what do you want me to hold or write on paper for pic"

Do what she asks.

"Why are you verificaions hidden"

Me *shows verifications*

"You said you don't meet couples and you are verified by a couple"

Me "the female i met is part of a couple but plays alone too"

"Sorry thats a bit weird" block.

Me "

That does my head in. They've got cold feet but want to blame you for not meeting.

Just be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car did break down on the way to a social once. I had to cancel on this guy previously and I think he thought I was bullshitting so in the end we had the social in my car waiting for the AA

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Not cancelled, but I've been late more times than I can count.

Most of my reasons/excuses are so far fetched, even I struggle to believe them!

My dog really has escaped, and I've spent an hour searching for her.

I've had someone park across my drive & block me in.

My son didn't hang my keys up after borrowing my car, I spent 40mins looking, waiting for him to reply to my voicemail.

The mains water pipe a few yards from my house burst while I was mid shower.

This week going to see a good friend.

I walked out of a shop just as a car swerved accross the road, mounted the pavement & smashed into the concrete benches less than a foot from me!

I stayed with the driver until paramedics arrived.

I was 40minutes late.

I was supposed to have a social last night.

He spent over 3hrs stuck in traffic as the motorway was closed due to a crash.

Sometimes shit just happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today excuse was that they were stung by an bee yesterday and had an allergic reaction. However, they were on line yesterday, couldn't be bothered to message me yesterday or today. Too many AH's on here

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