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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!

Anybody else ever do this?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!

Anybody else ever do this?"

Yup! I had something years ago called Big Ben. Wasn't THAT big but when it was past its best and the silicone had gone icky I found 'Big Ben' on a website.....

However this version turned out to be the girth of a fist and the length of a forearm and hand!!!!

It's just sat in my toy drawer still where its been for years! I really should throw it out lol

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

Normally the other way around for me. Ordered what I thought to be a decent size, but turned up tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!

Anybody else ever do this?"

Keep um..... x

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yes this turned out to be 7.75 in girth and 11inches long!!!!!! Not sure I own enough lube

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Well now you must share the sizes so we can determine how much of a pro you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered anal beads once and they were tiny-you might as well have stuck a cotton bud up your bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.

Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.

That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.

Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time.

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Now that is an image I won’t be able to I see for a bit

Just bent over daintily swirling a cotton bud in your bum.

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Oh my goodness you poor thing! I would have died. I’m am pissing myself laughing now but if that had happened to me I think I would have genuinely die!

But well done for deciding to lean into it and get even kinkier !

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

For reference below is the beast L bought.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33603

N is currently hiding from her.

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By *xperimental Couple69Couple
over a year ago

Northern

Inflatable dildo. I bought this for the mrs and when it arrived i though damm she wont like it, but its the best toy we have she loves too inflate it as big as possible too male her feel full and slowly pull it out. I find this very sexy as i watch it stretch her pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is by far one of the most funniest reviews I've seen of a dildos its just hilarious

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/5p1430/a_tragic_facebook_review_of_a_giant_dildo/

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"For reference below is the beast L bought.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33603

N is currently hiding from her. "

Wow

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast

Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For reference below is the beast L bought.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33603

N is currently hiding from her. "

Now i would live to watch you

tackle that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it, you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure with time and practice you'll be balls deep on it soon enough

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"

Now i would live to watch you

tackle that "

Hmm maybe a pay per view

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?"

I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast


"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?

I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!"

Any recommendation on which to get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ordered some new toys the other night and the post man just turned up. I eagerly opened the box to find a dildo about 2 sizes bigger than I thought I had ordered. It’s MASSIVE! So do I keep it and use it as a target goal or return it for something I can use now?!

Anybody else ever do this?"

Maybe be you should send it to Holly as I am sure she would get a thrill from threatening me with it

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?

I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!

Any recommendation on which to get?"

I got a pack of two from lovehoney, there's a clear one and a pink one. Definitely worth buying.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it's not fit for purpose in the next few months, return it - especially as you have need of the toy size you expected it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a few years ago I got talked into buying a dildo with a suction cup in the bottom, was expecting it to be big but when it come it was the thickness of a small thigh. Just looking at it made me wince. I got rid of it. Wasn’t ever going to get used x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?

I've got 2 glass dildos, I love them! So versatile!

Any recommendation on which to get?

I got a pack of two from lovehoney, there's a clear one and a pink one. Definitely worth buying. "

I have those too and they are great, the clear one has options on angles too

I also just bought a stainless steel gspot dildo in the states and WOW!

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast


"I got a pack of two from lovehoney, there's a clear one and a pink one. Definitely worth buying. "

Ordered

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Lost a tiny vibrator up a guy's arse once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost a tiny vibrator up a guy's arse once"

Bet he shit walnut whip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.

Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.

That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.

Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time. "

I tell you what's embarrassing years ago before everyone had camera phones. I got this large envelope in the post.had my surname on it. So I opened it.Sex photos of a lady up the street. Doing all sorts of stuff.

Turned out she has the same surname. Ops. I went up early in the morning and posted them. There was no way I was going to knock on the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day I broke was last wand I almost cried

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


"I haven't had that problem but years ago I had a few dildos and vibrators and it was time to retire them. I was too embarrassed at the time to just chuck it in the bin so I put them in a bag and hid them in my shed.

Well about a year later my then daughter was playing in the garden with her friend, they must have been about 5/6 years old. They found the damn things and threw them over the fence into my neighbours garden.

That evening my neighbours knocked on the door with a bag in hand and all the dildos.

Never been so embarrassed in my life, bearing in mind I was a proper vanilla at the time. "

nearly pissed myself reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Looking at a clear out and renew of toys, anyone got a glass dildo or vibrator?"

Yep I have a glass one .. love it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I have 3 glass from LH their like works of art... beautifully made

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By *ightLee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"This is by far one of the most funniest reviews I've seen of a dildos its just hilarious

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/5p1430/a_tragic_facebook_review_of_a_giant_dildo/"

Pissing myself laughing!

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