FabSwingers.com forum: Terrible Trauma!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just got a paper cut on my lip

I think I need a naughty nurse to come take care of my every need

It got me thinking about actual illness/injury and wondered what kind of patient are you? Do you wallow in self pity or just want left alone?

On the flip side what kind of nurse are you? Do you pander to the patient or tell them to man up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for the ambo service...can I take a look!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and to be honest I'm not a great patient lol!!

I am a much better care giver though, nice, polite with a great in bed........sorry bedside manner

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

A good patient but I have limited reserves of sympathy. A papercut tho.... On the lip.....Ouch. That's serious stuff and you will bleed to death. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me my painkillers leave me alone kind of patient.

Here's your painkillers/Lucozade get on with it kind of nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First things first. I can kiss your lips better.

I'm an appalling patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible patient, like to be left alone.

Terrible nurse, man up, take the meds and get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a quietly get on with it, avoid going to the doctor kind of patient.

As a nurse I'm not very attentive but will buzz around in the background sorting everything out that you need doing.

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Usually I want to be left alone if I'm ill but would love a sexy little nurse to help me apply some lotion. position open if you want it rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be right over Rubi

I like some extra love when I'm ill or injured, cuddles, someone to run me a bubble bath etc...but not too much fuss.

I'm a great nurse! I like to look after people. I'll run around like a blue ass fly when my OH is poorly, do everything I can to make it better...I think he would prefer me not to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what's wrong with me. Broken arms I just crack on with it with no whinging, until it gets itchy and stinky under the plaster.

Cuts I swear under my breath if I catch them by accident.

Burns I'm a whinging scrote.

Sickness and the squirts don't really phase me too much, just inconvenience that gets on my tits.

Blocked nose/cough/cold.... that's where I'm a prick of a patient and I even get on my own nerves.

I'm a decent enough nurse providing the patient isn't taking the piss.

If I really like the person I'm a super excellent nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually pander to the patient(until they start milking it) but if I'm unwell I like to be left on my todd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the illness/injury but normally i want to sleep thru it

Im not great at looking after ill people i say man up a lot to the wittering said that loads to the ex when she was pregnant

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

I'll look after anyone when they're ill. Too much probably.

Ive got tonsilitis for the first time ever amd I really want someone to come and cuddle me better and tidy up my house and feed me soup. Thats not going to happen though so Ill take my medicine and wallow in self pity x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sympathy but not fuss. So send me flowers but don't boss me about lol.

As a nurse I don't have much sympathy though lol

I am a big hypocrite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not good with sympathy at all. Giving or receiving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve felt crappy unwell once in the last three decades or more.

If I have a cold I fight it until it gives up and goes away.

However I’m not very tolerant of moanin patients. I wouldn’t make a good nurse, well unless it was in a role play then I have an excellent bedside manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm ill I like to be left alone.

However, I do fuss over people when I look after them, to the point they usually tell me to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm brilliant at everything....

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