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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I like it. Keep it the way it is.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I would say that your whole profile is needing attention.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

It gives us literally nothing to go on. How will people know if they're compatible with you? If you're looking for the same things?

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Oh jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little about you, what you are looking for... try and inject humour to it, to make it engaging to read and not boring

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

what bio? Seriously if your an 18 year old virgin your going to struggle. Right positive things about yourself. What can you offer someone. What are you looking for that sort of thing

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

you typed double the words in your op than are in your profile.... might want to pad it out a fair bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like it. Keep it the way it is. "

It made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it "

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated? "

To see if people have read it even know its not very good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

To see if people have read it even know its not very good"
lol theres nothing to read

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

To see if people have read it even know its not very goodlol theres nothing to read"

Very helpful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

To see if people have read it even know its not very goodlol theres nothing to read

Very helpful "
ive already answered you further up the thread

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Wreck It Ralphy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

To see if people have read it even know its not very goodlol theres nothing to read

Very helpful "

She's right though. People put that in their text because they usually have a lot of text written. I will add that it is primarily single women and couples who put that, because they get a lot messaging and are tired of people not reading their profile and randomly messaging, regardless if they fit their type or not. You putting that is completely pointless im afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took other people to point it out?!

If you looked at your profile would you be attracted? How would you know? There's literally nothing there.

Try having a look at other profiles and the kind of things that make you want to message people. Pics and a description is a good place to start.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What kind of person are you? What are you looking for? What do you have to offer? What makes you different?

Answer those questions. Lose the 123 thing.

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated? "

Wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

[Removed by poster at 29/04/19 20:59:29]

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think"

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?"

Tbh nothing really makes me unique im a horny teenager with an average size dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?

Tbh nothing really makes me unique im a horny teenager with an average size dick"

Hahaha love that response

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?

Tbh nothing really makes me unique im a horny teenager with an average size dick"

Ok, take a close look at what you're written!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you meet you if you saw your profile and message in your inbox. Does it draw you in, make you curious?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've had people saying my bio is shite so could yous give me some pointers or what to put in it

Why are you asking to put 123 in your message? Worried you are going to be unindated?

To see if people have read it even know its not very good"

It can be off putting to some when they see this. I am one of them and I don't message or reply to them.

Jazz your profile up a bit show some personality sound a little enthusiastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you meet you if you saw your profile and message in your inbox. Does it draw you in, make you curious? "

What sort of things can i put to make people curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all the help so far btw im just not really good at writing expecially about myself

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Would you meet you if you saw your profile and message in your inbox. Does it draw you in, make you curious?

What sort of things can i put to make people curious "

How about... I want to offer myself up as a virgin sacrifice.

Just use your imagination.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Would you meet you if you saw your profile and message in your inbox. Does it draw you in, make you curious?

What sort of things can i put to make people curious "

There's no one answer to that. Read other profiles and see what they say. Don't copy them, but see if you can think of something similarly intriguing about yourself.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Have a look at many of the threads here, pick up on the attitudes and humour that tend to get people responding and draws then into conversation

Put yourself in stealth mode if you need and check out other guy's profiles.... see what others have done, especially those that seem to be popular on the forums

But ... don't copy ... learn the lessons and apply them to yourself

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Have a look at many of the threads here, pick up on the attitudes and humour that tend to get people responding and draws then into conversation

Put yourself in stealth mode if you need and check out other guy's profiles.... see what others have done, especially those that seem to be popular on the forums

But ... don't copy ... learn the lessons and apply them to yourself"

Yeah, guys are a better bet than women. Different standards apply.

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?

Tbh nothing really makes me unique im a horny teenager with an average size dick"

lmfao you're ace! Hope some mega fit cougar makes your day!

Right anyway mate...youve no profile pic. Get one.

The one picture youve got up is badly lit, from a poor angle, the suit aint sharp. Go get a decent haircut from a decent barber, ask them for a style that suits your face. Get some nicely fitting clothes. Doesnt have to be fancy, keep it simple. Get better pics and more of em.

The bio is harder because it should come from you but the line about being the only guy on fab not to get f#$ked is cringy.

Aside from all this youre 18 and in all honesty this is no place to be looking to lose your virginity. Go out and develop yourself and your social circle. You wont have trouble writing bios then and far more likely to get laid

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I updated my profile can yous have a look at it and tell me what you think

Maybe revisit what makes you unique...?

Tbh nothing really makes me unique im a horny teenager with an average size dick

lmfao you're ace! Hope some mega fit cougar makes your day!

Right anyway mate...youve no profile pic. Get one.

The one picture youve got up is badly lit, from a poor angle, the suit aint sharp. Go get a decent haircut from a decent barber, ask them for a style that suits your face. Get some nicely fitting clothes. Doesnt have to be fancy, keep it simple. Get better pics and more of em.

The bio is harder because it should come from you but the line about being the only guy on fab not to get f#$ked is cringy.

Aside from all this youre 18 and in all honesty this is no place to be looking to lose your virginity. Go out and develop yourself and your social circle. You wont have trouble writing bios then and far more likely to get laid "

Good advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My oh my, how the world has changed

At 18, I was interested in sneaking into over 21's bars and thinking I was cool as fuck if I did

If I trapped off, it was a dance and a smooch on a crowded dancefloor, invariably with your mates egging you on to 'get stuck in'

Of course, no one ever really did - it was more likely that she left with her mates, you left with yours and you stopped for a chippy on your way home

Jeez, your life is just beginning. How did you even end up here?

Get your arse out. Enjoy it. Live it.

Don't waste it in here with us sad old farts, sat round chewing the cud til someone offers us a nibble on their wifes norks - or even worse on theirs

The Forums are great for a watch, a read, a laugh, an education, but the site as a whole is likely to prove an empty vacuum for you - feeding your desire for experience whilst, at the same time, feasting on your insecurities, adding to them as opposed to ridding you of them

There is so much more to life than Fab for a lad of your age

Chase your happiness & when you find it, come back if you feel the need

We'll mostly all still be here - as cynical as ever

and with that, it's time i went to bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lad your 18. Go to the local park get pissed and finger a bird

This site is for old timers

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