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What is the dumbest thing you have ever seen anyone do?

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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone

Have you ever been open mouthed at someone doing something so stupid it leaves you speechless?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I've been to Mostar in Bosnia and seen locals jumping off the very high bridge into the very shallow river below it for money, that takes a pretty special level of stupid!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Was queued behind a woman at the exit of a car park. She put her ticket into the machine,but didn't wait for the barrier to rise before driving off. She drove straight through and off down the road with the barrier on her bonnet

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hit a wasps' nest with a spade to try and kill all the wasps

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Someone who had tried to take out his own tooth with pliers.

Was involved in taking him to the dental hospital to get the roots surgically removed as all he managed to do was smash the crown of the tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a woman last week walk the whole way up an escalator in town going in the wrong direction. I think she knew what she had done early on but rather than turn around and go up the proper side, she maybe felt committed and kept going right to the top. Personally I think she needs fooking committed

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

When the majority voted to leave the EU

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By *ohn Wilson96Man
over a year ago

from inside your wardrobe


"I watched a woman last week walk the whole way up an escalator in town going in the wrong direction. I think she knew what she had done early on but rather than turn around and go up the proper side, she maybe felt committed and kept going right to the top. Personally I think she needs fooking committed "

Did she have her pedometer in her hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A working class person vote Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a woman last week walk the whole way up an escalator in town going in the wrong direction. I think she knew what she had done early on but rather than turn around and go up the proper side, she maybe felt committed and kept going right to the top. Personally I think she needs fooking committed

Did she have her pedometer in her hand lol"

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"When the majority voted to leave the EU"

Here here, look at the feckin mess we are in now

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once saw a woman cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a fully grown woman drop £1 on the floor in a shop. She bent down to pick it up so fast she planted her face on the ground.

Upon pealing her face of the floor she said " they always say i should be let out".

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It still love seeing people trying to push a door open that says pull.

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I saw a fully grown woman drop £1 on the floor in a shop. She bent down to pick it up so fast she planted her face on the ground.

Upon pealing her face of the floor she said " they always say i should be let out"."

God flexible lady I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother walked into a lamppost and lost a tooth whist laughing at a woman who had walked into a lamppost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a fully grown woman drop £1 on the floor in a shop. She bent down to pick it up so fast she planted her face on the ground.

Upon pealing her face of the floor she said " they always say i should be let out".

God flexible lady I'd say "

As a bag of spuds

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

After many years working on building sites a list of stupid would take as many years to compile.... ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the majority voted to leave the EU"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of weeks ago when I saw a man filling his car up at the petrol station whilst smoking a cigarette!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A fully grown man jump off his skateboard, flicked the end to try and catch it in his hand but whacked himself in the nuts with it instead.

Still makes me laugh to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched my Ex rub his balls with Olbas oil covered fingers

Thought I was going to die laughing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fair skinned mate sat on the beach with no sun tan lotion on all day. In car on the way home, the hair on his skin stood up and he went all goose pimply. Pretty severe sun burn ensured. We had tried to tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't witness this, but my step-brother's mate on the last day of school, aged 16, put a firework in his arse and another mate lit it. He'd obviously watched too much Jackass. Anyway, as you'd expect he was severely injured. This was about 11 years ago and the lad still has a colostomy bag.

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Whilst on Holiday as a kid a guy steering his moped with one hand whilst holding a large sheet of glass under the other, also on Holiday a guy filling up with petrol with lit fag in other hand......muppetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brother walked into a lamppost and lost a tooth whist laughing at a woman who had walked into a lamppost. "

Karma at its finest

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Getting out of their seatbelt on a plane and running around during takeoff. Morons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a status up having a dig at someone who just left Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour a glass of beer into the vent of a toilet hand blower. Aside from the sparks flying out it blew out all the electrics in the club.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Pour petrol on an unlit bonfire, and then the fumes igniting into a fireball, leaving them with no eyebrows and a benidorm tan

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A working class person vote Tory "

Tru dat!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Starting a thread on here that proves to be a very unpopular comment, then backtracking claiming it to be "asking fur a friend" or "banter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It still love seeing people trying to push a door open that says pull."

I do that an awful lot

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've been known to do some bloody stupid stuff. When I was younger I tried to catch an aerobie (remember those) on my head, it carried on spinning and sliced my nose open in three places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm...I grabbed a hold of power lines when my cousin dared me to, is that stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Starting a thread on here that proves to be a very unpopular comment, then backtracking claiming it to be "asking fur a friend" or "banter""

Any topic come to mind?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Starting a thread on here that proves to be a very unpopular comment, then backtracking claiming it to be "asking fur a friend" or "banter"

Any topic come to mind?"

Nope, there have been a few ... and it would be churlish to point a finger away any particular one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"After many years working on building sites a list of stupid would take as many years to compile.... ??"

^This, I saw someone put a dumper in a trench, then try to retrieve it with a mini digger. Guess where the mini digger ended up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once walked into an estate agent saying I've come for my eye test. The opticans was next door

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

People who appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show......breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently I saw a woman driving with her dog on her lap with its head out the window. Like that couldn't go wrong

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh god driving stuff don't get me started. Yikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a status up having a dig at someone who just left Fab.

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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone


"I didn't witness this, but my step-brother's mate on the last day of school, aged 16, put a firework in his arse and another mate lit it. He'd obviously watched too much Jackass. Anyway, as you'd expect he was severely injured. This was about 11 years ago and the lad still has a colostomy bag. "

This is the winner so far.

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