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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

but it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for what??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

One generally does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but it has

And what's that?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's far too bad to say ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gorgeous single lady complaining she can't get a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my, it hasnt has it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's far too bad to say ........ "

you cant leave a post like that and then not tell us .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know Flun and Firty ...... I'm working up to it .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"oh my, it hasnt has it

yes it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but it has

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gran ? Day for what your not going i hope ?? what s up ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It's far too bad to say ........ "

Incontinence?

Double incontinence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've slept with John Terry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know Flun and Firty ...... I'm working up to it ....... "

Hurry up and tell us already!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Rooney sent you a 'thanks but no thanks' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know Flun and Firty ...... I'm working up to it .......

I "

the suspense is killing me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Rooney sent you a 'thanks but no thanks' ?"

No he's still keen to watch me and Colleen...

I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran you're not ..... are you, are you????

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The gorgeous single lady complaining she can't get a meet?

I have a meet Jack .. if I get my skates on .. trouble is I uhmmmmmm couldn't wait till later and sort of did a very pleasant impetus breaker a little earlier......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gran you're not ..... are you, are you????

I hope not I'd have to have a nappy changing shelf on the zimmer .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gorgeous single lady complaining she can't get a meet?

I have a meet Jack .. if I get my skates on .. trouble is I uhmmmmmm couldn't wait till later and sort of did a very pleasant impetus breaker a little earlier...... "

tell us more ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know ."

we wont tell,,, u are amongst friends x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know ."
Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I got a "

No thanks?

Timewaster?

Hairy arse?

Sky remote and there was no cock with it?

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over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a "

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Grey pube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell me you had a cream eclair because of all the excitement and deep-throated it?

(I hate it when that happens, never get to savour the cream fully)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grey pube."

la la la la la la ..... hands over eyes didn't see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got piles???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Grey pube."

Surprisingly no ....... no FannyFuzz2000 either

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Don't tell me you had a cream eclair because of all the excitement and deep-throated it?

(I hate it when that happens, never get to savour the cream fully) "

And the woman in Greggs gets confused as she never knows if she should still offer you a bag.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay.

Don't blame me......

here goes .......

remember to hide your disappointment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ....."

From? ............ A cheeky winker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ....."
Age is all in the head .. i meet some 20 s ... you would think 50s , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell me you had a cream eclair because of all the excitement and deep-throated it?

(I hate it when that happens, never get to savour the cream fully)

And the woman in Greggs gets confused as she never knows if she should still offer you a bag."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You've slept with John Terry"

And you haven't ? you're the odd one out then !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I got a wink from a shit eater !!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can't go through that again .....

That's not what he said .. that's me feeling nauseus still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

Theres enough shit to swallow on the forums as it is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Missed what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't go through that again .....

That's not what he said .. that's me feeling nauseus still "

Beans and lactulose pre-meet methinks granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

from a what, a who, u lost me lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

Are you sure it was a wink and not a little de-pucker of his bum hole... may be a little trump coming out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

from a what, a who, u lost me lol

..... think Granny means a scat-scoffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Missed what ?"
Gran well some like strange things here .. maybe he was just saying it to stand out from the rest .. so you would rember him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have enjoyed it so much that he ate it again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

Are you sure it was a wink and not a little de-pucker of his bum hole... may be a little trump coming out?"

No! I'm not sure .... in shick ... he's shick ..

Bath time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

Are you sure it was a wink and not a little de-pucker of his bum hole... may be a little trump coming out?"

what ya sphincter that then

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ..... Age is all in the head .. i meet some 20 s ... you would think 50s , lol"

Heroin is no respecter of sexual preferences Jo x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's nice to 'log' on and find something 'in your box' but I hope you were'sitting down for this one' and hopefully not on a 'stool'... you might have 'plopped' 'off the back'.

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over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ..... Age is all in the head .. i meet some 20 s ... you would think 50s , lol

Heroin is no respecter of sexual preferences Jo x "
well gran we live and learn i do all the time .. some thing do make me think .. xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I got a wink from a shit eater !!

Are you sure it was a wink and not a little de-pucker of his bum hole... may be a little trump coming out?

what ya sphincter that then

Groan!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ..... Age is all in the head .. i meet some 20 s ... you would think 50s , lol

Heroin is no respecter of sexual preferences Jo x well gran we live and learn i do all the time .. some thing do make me think .. xx"

I can only agree with what you say Jo xx

Im off for a bath xx enjoy your night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran,

Just take a squeezy bottle, bit of sticky backed plastic some of Val's old knickers, wrap it round one and send it to him saying here's one I made earlier. xx

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over a year ago

"I want abrogating from all responsibility if I say this ....

It's my first time ever you know . Toy-boy ???? ooo gran out with it ? have us gessing all sorts now x

God's sake Jo ...noooo I have those in a bun dance.. Reason being that every sod is younger than me ....

I got a

Stop teasing, spit it out, tell us, spill the beans .......

That's so scarily close .......ewwwwwwww

I got a wink from ..... Age is all in the head .. i meet some 20 s ... you would think 50s , lol

Heroin is no respecter of sexual preferences Jo x well gran we live and learn i do all the time .. some thing do make me think .. xx

I can only agree with what you say Jo xx

Im off for a bath xx enjoy your night xx "

If you're going for a bath, does that mean you have had a meet with him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh a bath with poo in it, brings back childhood memories of Blackpool beach

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Will you be playing the big brown shark game in the bath?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now"

You spelt stupid wrong

Only dirty people bath btw

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now

You spelt stupid wrong

Only dirty people bath btw

shush...... my meet is postponed. Giz a quicky

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over a year ago

"I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now

You spelt stupid wrong

Only dirty people bath btw

shush...... my meet is postponed. Giz a quicky "

I'm not sure I'm kinky enough for you, I'm not into that poo malarky

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now

You spelt stupid wrong

Only dirty people bath btw

shush...... my meet is postponed. Giz a quicky

I'm not sure I'm kinky enough for you, I'm not into that poo malarky

Come of it! You are the Mr. Hanky of Fab ..

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over a year ago

"I never met him stooopids.

Right....REALLY bath time now

You spelt stupid wrong

Only dirty people bath btw

shush...... my meet is postponed. Giz a quicky

I'm not sure I'm kinky enough for you, I'm not into that poo malarky

Come of it! You are the Mr. Hanky of Fab .. "

So thats why you said you always had a thing for hankies

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