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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".

Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".

Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday."

Love it. My kind of wit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A friend of mine copped off with a French man at a works do.

Next day said French man asked her if she wanted a coffee in the office

Her colleague just looked up and said ... "still a frog then" .. sheer dry brilliance

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I'm known as the queen of torts, I said Torts cloth ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine copped off with a French man at a works do.

Next day said French man asked her if she wanted a coffee in the office

Her colleague just looked up and said ... "still a frog then" .. sheer dry brilliance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old dad would sit in a pub for ages with his pint. Taking it all in and not saying much. In one venue, a chef appeared from the kitchen, wearing a tall chef's hat, glasses and rather portly, looking around concerned. Dad looked at me, and simply said "who called the cook a cunt?".

Maybe you had to be there, though I still love wit over long winded jokes anyday."

That tickled me, love dry humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s something I sorely lack. I could do with a wit transfusion then I might make it to being a half-wit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That tickled me, love dry humour. "

Thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have my moments, not sure it's always appreciated though

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