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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? " That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat! | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? " Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had  | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had "I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest! That was his opening message!  | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!"  | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message! "How could you turn that down | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message! "(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!) | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!" Me too. I like funny messages. Ones with a bit of originality x | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!) " close enough? | |||
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"Is your name biodiversity conservation? Cuz you're an endangered species that I need to protect! "That'd work on me! | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!)
close enough?"great skills (not his though!) | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? Can I piss in you is about the worst one I’ve had
I can beat that....one bloke asked if he could take a dump on my chest!
That was his opening message!
(can't find an enogi where there's a hand over the mouth, eyes out, turning queezy...but kinda feeling that now!)
close enough?
great skills (not his though!) "No...he made me feel ill | |||
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"Reckon we've just had our worst/best ever one line opener, in our short time here on FAB... "can I take some pictures of you - just so that Santa knows what I want for this Christmas" Are we alone with these, or have you ever had anything worse/better here? That would make us laugh and possibly start to chat!" yup, it certainly made us laugh and chat - a refreshing approach  | |||
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