FabSwingers.com forum: Help me wank

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m lusty and alone in my bedroom; it’s time for a wank.

Tell me what to do next...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@...@....@....@....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"@...@....@....@...."

I don’t have snails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@...@....@....@...."

We're all scurrred....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Better remove yer knickers then

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle"

This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Better remove yer knickers then"

A man who knows how to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just crack on. Get a toy out or wash your hands

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Put homes under the hammer on the tv, and see if you can orgasm before the title music finishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you left or right handed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle

This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.

That was a spoiler.....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy."

*lights a Jo Malone candle*

*phones a man with a fabulous cock she knows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m lusty and alone in my bedroom; it’s time for a wank.

Tell me what to do next...

Think of dash!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Maybe just crack on. Get a toy out or wash your hands "

Good cleanliness

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Put homes under the hammer on the tv, and see if you can orgasm before the title music finishes

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you left or right handed?"

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....

Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle

This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.

rude veg aisle?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Are you left or right handed?"

ambidextrous

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle

This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.

That was a spoiler.....

I’ll be using the best responses.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m lusty and alone in my bedroom; it’s time for a wank.

Tell me what to do next...

Think of dash!! "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy.

*lights a Jo Malone candle*

*phones a man with a fabulous cock she knows*"

*man is not available but that shower head has been looking at you funny all day*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?

Fuck sake.

You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....

Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X."

I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda."

Waitrose. I’m judging too.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Don’t do anything, just think about it for awhile.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Gonna be the worlds longest wank if your waiting for direction treacle

This is true, and why I’m actually out doing my supermarket shop in reality.

rude veg aisle?

What does one do with a daikon?

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

Get some toys out

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy.

*lights a Jo Malone candle*

*phones a man with a fabulous cock she knows*

*man is not available but that shower head has been looking at you funny all day*"

I never find this stimulating enough. It’s like a man with a limp handshake.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?

Fuck sake.

You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do. "

Torches are the way forward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure u can manage

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....

Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X.

I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks...

You’re gonna need a bigger boat!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Don’t do anything, just think about it for awhile."

I am. I am.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Get some toys out "

Such as?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Im sure u can manage"

Better than most

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

What you got to use for fun??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@...@....@....@....

We're all scurrred....

What are you scared, sweetie?

It's a PM topic innit, unless you want me to ask you if you can touch your nose with your tongue whilst you circle your nipples with two fab ice lollies.....

Christ no, PMs are one to one - I want a gangbang of responses. Such an amateur X.

I'm out of my wanking depth, you guys are sharks...

You’re gonna need a bigger boat!"

I'll go get my sub.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?

Fuck sake.

You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do.

Torches are the way forward!

Only if there isn't any other thing around to play with.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wait so you're not actually alone in the bedroom waiting to wank?

Fuck sake.

You could always get someone to shine a light on what to do.

Torches are the way forward!

Only if there isn't any other thing around to play with.

Where is that lanky south Londoner?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

[Removed by poster at 28/04/19 17:16:41]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Trace yourself with fingertips..play with your hair trace the meridians of your body and visualise your favourite scenario..place your body in your favourite position and imagine that you cannot move anything other than your arms and fingers.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Put your collar on

Attach your nipple clamps x

Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x

As you get moist insert a second finger x

Increase your rhythm x

Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x

Rest it on your clit x

Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x

Looking on your back x

Raise your legs in the air x

Lube up your ass x

Slide your but plug in x

Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x

Pull at the clamps on your nipples x

Use your fingers to massage your moistness x

Push your clit toward your hand x

Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x

Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Put your collar on

Attach your nipple clamps x

Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x

As you get moist insert a second finger x

Increase your rhythm x

Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x

Rest it on your clit x

Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x

Looking on your back x

Raise your legs in the air x

Lube up your ass x

Slide your but plug in x

Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x

Pull at the clamps on your nipples x

Use your fingers to massage your moistness x

Push your clit toward your hand x

Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x

Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x"

Let me just sort the packing and get these in the cab, then I’m right on this

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over a year ago

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

Waitrose. I’m judging too. "

I've never seen a 3for1 offer in Waitrose, hence the downgrade to suit the environment.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

Waitrose. I’m judging too.

I've never seen a 3for1 offer in Waitrose, hence the downgrade to suit the environment."

It’s full of 3 for 1s!

For every 1 Tarquin, there are 3 Matildas; 1 Crispin, 3 Blanches; 1 Lucinda, 3 Theodores.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"Put your collar on

Attach your nipple clamps x

Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x

As you get moist insert a second finger x

Increase your rhythm x

Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x

Rest it on your clit x

Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x

Looking on your back x

Raise your legs in the air x

Lube up your ass x

Slide your but plug in x

Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x

Pull at the clamps on your nipples x

Use your fingers to massage your moistness x

Push your clit toward your hand x

Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x

Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x

Let me just sort the packing and get these in the cab, then I’m right on this

Good girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

Waitrose. I’m judging too. "

Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

Waitrose. I’m judging too.

Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later. "

It’s organic, or is that orgasmic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you left or right handed?

Ambidextrous it would seem...shopping, masturbating and fabbing in the forum...a multifaceted look at me thread. Three for the price of one, must be asda.

Waitrose. I’m judging too.

Buy a posh cucumber to dildo yourself with later.

It’s organic, or is that orgasmic?"

Pick up a butternut squash too! anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough!

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

"Get some toys out

Such as?"

Message me for some pics if ya want

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just ask at the help desk, sure a over the panty wank is ok.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Start by lighting a candle and picking out your favourite toy."

Sounds like an Amsterdam sex show if she's going to use a lit candle on herself.

Can I suggest a lot firework and try to time her orgasm with the candle going off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Put your collar on

Attach your nipple clamps x

Begin to tease yourself with just one finger x

As you get moist insert a second finger x

Increase your rhythm x

Take your toy x set it to a slow constant speed x

Rest it on your clit x

Enjoy as the sensation pulses through your groin x

Looking on your back x

Raise your legs in the air x

Lube up your ass x

Slide your but plug in x

Now increase the speed snd setttings of your toy x

Pull at the clamps on your nipples x

Use your fingers to massage your moistness x

Push your clit toward your hand x

Take your pleasure from your swollen nipples x your plugged arse and your now dripping pussy x

Go deeper x harder and faster x until you need the sweet release of orgasam x"

Firstly...put on your cam and get in the directing rooms

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m lusty and alone in my bedroom; it’s time for a wank.

Tell me what to do next...

You can use my photo if you want to delay your climax

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Put homes under the hammer on the tv, and see if you can orgasm before the title music finishes

Love it!!"

Did you manage it? It's trickier than you'd imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of me

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I’m lusty and alone in my bedroom; it’s time for a wank.

Tell me what to do next...

Hurry on over to us

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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This

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over a year ago

This

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

That

Jean-Paul Belmondo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

That

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Alain Delon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

That

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Alain Delon "

Jean Rochefort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

That

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Alain Delon

Jean Rochefort"

Mouloud Achnour

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Help me wank; not be wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help me wank; not be wankers!

It that didn't help you then you are hard work !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help me wank; not be wankers!

Damn....fallen at the first again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been hours since you replied on this thread!

Your arm must be aching by now after all that time strumming!

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Help me wank; not be wankers!

Phone sex with me now x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Saint Agur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saint Agur"

spread all over a Hovis biscuit

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Saint Agur"

Cheese heaven!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I bloody love cheese I do

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I bloody love cheese I do"

Have you tried Mrs Temples Binham Norfolk Blue?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Loool I could hold the candle for you

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I bloody love cheese I do

Have you tried Mrs Temples Binham Norfolk Blue?"

I have its good, I really like Fourme d'Ambert too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@...@....@....@....

I don’t have snails.

But you know someone who has snails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

81 replies, I wonder how many if the OP was Male!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say this is the longest wank in history. Your going to get claw hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Please stay, I want you to film me’ she says

‘I’m only popping out for daikon’

14 fucking hours ago !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. How different this is to men’s threads of the same title

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It’s been hours since you replied on this thread!

Your arm must be aching by now after all that time strumming! "

Being ambidextrious will help there.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

. How different this is to men’s threads of the same title

True, but then I didn’t get narked at the first negative response and instead played along.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"It’s been hours since you replied on this thread!

Your arm must be aching by now after all that time strumming!

Being ambidextrious will help there."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s been hours since you replied on this thread!

Your arm must be aching by now after all that time strumming!

Being ambidextrious will help there.

Question is was it successful wank?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Dam. Have I Missed the master class already. Bugger

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