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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've gone back in time. How do you see yourself? Where would you live? The dying embers of the Roman Empire in Byzantium? The Western Dark Ages? A Nordic Raider? Norman Knight? Saxon Squire?

Would your approach on Fab change? How'd you adapt your profile?

I think we'd have to change the name of the Lounge.. The Hall? The Feast? The Moot?

I'm sticking with my Avatar.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Can I be Baldrick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be Baldrick?"

Please! That would be awesome! Who is your Blackadder?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm already an old knight of the realm

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going Viking, thinking Ragnar

(To be honest I’m more thinking Lagertha! )

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already an old knight of the realm "

*Ghengis nods in respect*

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Can I be Baldrick?

Please! That would be awesome! Who is your Blackadder? "

Presumed you would have blagged that role

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x"

Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going Viking, thinking Ragnar

(To be honest I’m more thinking Lagertha! )

D."

Lagertha "I'd lick the shit out of her arse, just to see where it came from!" Not the sexiest of quotes, but you get my drift.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof. "

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already got a late medieval longsword, so I'd be a condottiere in the Italian Wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**"

I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.

And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've already got a late medieval longsword, so I'd be a condottiere in the Italian Wars."

Nice choice and awesomely specific. Well met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**

I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.

And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?"

I'm fucking crying! Best thing I've read all year! Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going Viking, thinking Ragnar

(To be honest I’m more thinking Lagertha! )

D.

Lagertha "I'd lick the shit out of her arse, just to see where it came from!" Not the sexiest of quotes, but you get my drift."

Hehe I do indeed

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**

I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.

And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Introductions

Single male peasant just joined.. None of the Fair Maidens I fancy like my leperous cock when I flash it.

Where am I going wrong?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x"

Me too! I'm from Dublin , living in Wexford , both Viking settlements . I'd say there's a good drop of Viking blood in my veins , lol ! I can see myself legging it back to the boat with a lusty stolen wife over my shoulder . I've read that the ladies sometimes didn't mind being stolen all that much , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse"

Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat and lazy lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex "

Imagine taking the longboat with a full company of slaves to a club night (along with a bucket of croc shit)?

We’d get halfway and have to row back home as the wife would of forgotten her lippy and two flagons of grog!

I can hear the slaves now moaning. “Not again. Every fucking time”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse

Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians. "
ok wild west?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've already got a late medieval longsword, so I'd be a condottiere in the Italian Wars.

Nice choice and awesomely specific. Well met."

Great pay, little actual fighting, and all those sultry signorinas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex "

On a big round bed covered in various furs!

Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "

Shut up woman!

*Ghengis slaps you*

You're forgetting many matriarchal cultures in Africa, Asia and the Americas. All tribal, but alive and kicking during the medieval period.

You just have to move somewhere warm and get your tits out all day

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m taking condoms with me. I’m not fucking anyone with crocodile dung or lily root up their foof.

Oh shit! I forgot about the sex! I'm bringing antibiotics! Syphilis! Ghonnorhea!

**New rule! Olde worlde sex with New World notions of sexual health and cleanliness**

I want to see the profile that says “We play safe. Crocodile dung sex only”.

And then the forum threads. Is crocodile dung free sex Russian roulette?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fat and lazy lord"

Done Suits you Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "

Women were highly respected in Celtic culture . They could be leaders , own property , and kick the hubby out for a new one if he wasn't coming up with the goods in the sack .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex

Imagine taking the longboat with a full company of slaves to a club night (along with a bucket of croc shit)?

We’d get halfway and have to row back home as the wife would of forgotten her lippy and two flagons of grog!

I can hear the slaves now moaning. “Not again. Every fucking time”."

On form

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id be kicking arse jumping out the trojan horse

Wrong era. Sorry I have to be a stickler on this. You want the Ancient History Fab thread. Assyrians, Greeks, Persians, Babylonians, Egyptians. ok wild west?"

*Ghengis cries*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x

Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though."
they did have the biggest slave trade for their time.

And virgins brought in the most money.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I want to be a medieval knight..strong tooled up and ready to give it some with the boys.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Largertha queen of Kattegat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be a medieval knight..strong tooled up and ready to give it some with the boys."

Ill drop my kerchief for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am already a Viking. I have 2 Shields 3 axes. 2 seax. 1 very nice boar spear. And every thing else you need to start a Viking day out mugs plates etc.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I want to be a medieval knight..strong tooled up and ready to give it some with the boys.

Ill drop my kerchief for you"

It's alright I'll catch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x

Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time.

And virgins brought in the most money."

Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am already a Viking. I have 2 Shields 3 axes. 2 seax. 1 very nice boar spear. And every thing else you need to start a Viking day out mugs plates etc."

You'd get on with my mate. He looks the part.. goes to Jorvick etc.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x

Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time.

And virgins brought in the most money.

Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men!"

We've got virgin on the ridiculous...I'm over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x

Were they? I thought they just forced themselves like everyone else did at the time and before. As far as I'm aware there aren't any records of that. Just a scene in "Vikings" That gives off the wrong impression. Maybe some confused pagan rituals getting mixed into Norse mythology. I may be wrong though. they did have the biggest slave trade for their time.

And virgins brought in the most money.

Where are you going to find a virgin on Fab? Next you’ll be looking for three wise men!"

There is a thread or two on it. All blokes though.. Un-Fair Maidens

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Have to be Roman times for me... even their religious ceremonies were naughty

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd love to be a samurai warrior serving a lord.

Japanese bath's

Honour

Respected

Loyalty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to be Roman times for me... even their religious ceremonies were naughty "

You'll have to head towards Constantinople.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to be a samurai warrior serving a lord.

Japanese bath's

Honour

Respected

Loyalty"

Good choice. Love all choices that go off the European map.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Don't think I was ambitious enough with Baldrick

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex

On a big round bed covered in various furs!

Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!

D."

And that’s where the fight for control begins D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "

Funnily enough I am reading all about this in a brilliant book. You could become a hetairai of Ancient Greee,educated influential women, excelling in all things that the men prevented their wives from doing. Including much sex. (Quote lifted heavily from a book.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek!

Funnily enough I am reading all about this in a brilliant book. You could become a hetairai of Ancient Greee,educated influential women, excelling in all things that the men prevented their wives from doing. Including much sex. (Quote lifted heavily from a book.) "

*Ming stirs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am already a Viking. I have 2 Shields 3 axes. 2 seax. 1 very nice boar spear. And every thing else you need to start a Viking day out mugs plates etc.

You'd get on with my mate. He looks the part.. goes to Jorvick etc.

A few of my friends been on Vikings and game of thrones.

I just go for the dress up. And to swing a big axe around

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex

On a big round bed covered in various furs!

Lexa! You have my mind running a little wild!

D.

And that’s where the fight for control begins D "

Hence the need for a big round bed

For the sexual battle

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman."

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Lets be honest, we'd all be dead shortly after arriving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off "

A woman of high standing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wife of a wealthy Tudor merchant. Not wealthy enough to attract attention but just enough to he comfortable and to live outside of a city

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets be honest, we'd all be dead shortly after arriving"

Very true. Although I suspect there are a few amongst our number who are intelligent/devious/cunning/manipulative enough or crazy enough to make it a year or so.. Maybe one or two exceptional learners who survive to thrive.

Imagine the mischief you could create to a historical timeline if you weren't murdered on arrival and could talk your way into a position of authority?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Ok how about a member of the ruling senate in Rome

Great orgies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca. "

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok how about a member of the ruling senate in Rome

Great orgies"

No.. wrong time period. I can send you to Constantinople in the Byzantium Empire. Where the Romans ruled from after Rome collapsed. They were still a Force to reckoned with, though hampered by Turks, Steppe Tribes and the Islamic World.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on "

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off

A woman of high standing "

...and low cut clothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to 1914 - 1918 and the front line on the somme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to be Vikings... .. X

They was very much swingers too x"

Was going to say the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point."
Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greek or Roman times reclining on a couch being fanned and fed grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off

A woman of high standing

...and low cut clothing lol"

Do you fix baddies? I think I've hurt my inner thigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Greek or Roman times reclining on a couch being fanned and fed grapes"

Byzantium then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go back to 1914 - 1918 and the front line on the somme "

I'm going to cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off

A woman of high standing

...and low cut clothing lol"

Not too low cut, I hope, we don't want you spilling out all over the place.

Wait, what am I saying, that's exactly what we all want.

We should get you an ancient Cretan-style dress, the neckline was below the boobs by design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a medieval wench. I'd just get everyone d*unk and flash my tits for tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head."

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be a medieval wench. I'd just get everyone d*unk and flash my tits for tips. "

I imagine every Lord in the Land would want you serving in His lands. Or are you more tavern wench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a medieval wench. I'd just get everyone d*unk and flash my tits for tips.

I imagine every Lord in the Land would want you serving in His lands. Or are you more tavern wench?"

Tavern. Grubby pubs are much more my style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes."

Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hot underwear under my suit of armour. Me being a kick ass knight and all.

The feel of steel and lace..I like this era.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x"

Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot underwear under my suit of armour. Me being a kick ass knight and all.

The feel of steel and lace..I like this era.

"

Must... not... nitpick... armour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.

Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe? "

No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x

Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry "

All the knights of the round table ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too sure I need to say lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.

Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?

No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons."

So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not too sure I need to say lol "

You can be King of the Vikings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.

Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?

No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons.

So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating*"

I don't think they were wiped out, though they definitely suffered heavy losses in the revolt. What was left merged into the rest of the Romano-British population.

It was pre-medieval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick another one please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Strictly speaking, if the Iceni are still around then it's not England at all. The English were still in Germany at that point. Were they? One of the smaller Flatlands/germanic/Eastern European collection of large tribes and principalities? I don't know much about that area if I'm honest. Have big gaps about that region in my head.

England is a corruption of Angleland, named after the Angles, a Germanic tribe who migrated to Britain along with the Saxons and Jutes.

Yes.. Hence Anglo Saxons. But Briton based Iceni were fighting the Romans weren't they? Which was well before all this. From what you said.. it sounds like they continued on in Germanic/Eastern Europe?

No. The Iceni were a Celtic British tribe who fought against the Romans in the first century AD. At that point the English, the Anglo-Saxons, were in Germany. From the 4th century onwards, the Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain, displacing or subjugating the Britons.

So we're both right? The Iceni were wiped out by Romans. Pre Medieval period? *sweating*

I don't think they were wiped out, though they definitely suffered heavy losses in the revolt. What was left merged into the rest of the Romano-British population.

It was pre-medieval."

Which was exactly what I was trying to say dude She couldn't be Iceni.. however cool they were.. because it's before our medieval time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I pick another one please ?"

ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I pick another one please ?

ofcourse "

In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ...

Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not too sure I need to say lol

You can be King of the Vikings "

;-) ty Great Khan! I'll carve my way through blood and bone to secure my throne. May Heimdallr watch over our lives with fortunate eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not too sure I need to say lol

You can be King of the Vikings

;-) ty Great Khan! I'll carve my way through blood and bone to secure my throne. May Heimdallr watch over our lives with fortunate eye "

I'll leave your Scandy nations relatively untouched as a sweep through the Eurasian Steppe, The Middle East and Take a bite out of Europe. Tengri don't fail me now!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would be a Swedish warrior and trade in the city of Birka. I would have both male and female slaves in my 'employ'.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on "

Lol well I'm sure my ancestors were that time as well, otherwise I wouldn't be here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I pick another one please ?

ofcourse

In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ...

Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ?

"

Hmmm the Mongols did scrap a bit with the Mughals, but your climate wasn't very agreeable. So you were left be. May have to think about a quick smash n grab out the bathtub though. How is your Karmasutra knowledge?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Love castles and the era but hate the streets full of poo channels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I pick another one please ?

ofcourse

In that case, I will be an Indian princess locked away in a Indian fort by my Maharajah, as Northern India is invaded by Ghengis and his mongol hordes ...

Will Ghengis find me and rescue me ?

Hmmm the Mongols did scrap a bit with the Mughals, but your climate wasn't very agreeable. So you were left be. May have to think about a quick smash n grab out the bathtub though. How is your Karmasutra knowledge?"

Extensive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the local Celtic hedgewitch, dancing naked round the fire, holding handfastings, delivering babies and occasionally hexing people who piss me off

A woman of high standing

...and low cut clothing lol

Do you fix baddies? I think I've hurt my inner thigh "

Baddies by who's standard? I appear to have quite skewed morals so you'd probably be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I traced my family name on my dad's side right back to the Iceni tribes. I'll stick with Boudicca.

Way too early.. that's when the Romans invaded. Iceni England would have been Anglo Saxon/Norman England during Medieval times. Got my nerd head on

Lol well I'm sure my ancestors were that time as well, otherwise I wouldn't be here. "

True.. You've just had the Iceni bits bred out lol. Do you feel more akin to Iceni? Normans? Saxons? Celts? Because everyone alive today is connected through tribal assimilation of the past. Don't we all share in that culture? Whether it's Mongolian? Greek? Masai? Inuit? Maori?

I play with Mongol bit on here, but I've no real favourite. Like nearly everywhere Northern European.. I'm part Mediterranean (roman Greek iberian) part Norse/Germanic. Part whatever journey my collection of surviving lines my life is made up of.

I've passed on the baton as well. Two healthy son's to continue the Dynasty.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?"

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers "

But something that DID happen right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus. "

I give up.

From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well based on my profile name, i dont think i was very popular in medieval times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a travelling bard, just roaming around with my lyre.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus.

I give up.

From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium."

Clever Dickus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well based on my profile name, i dont think i was very popular in medieval times."

You can say that again

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers

But something that DID happen right "

Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers

But something that DID happen right

Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved. "

Yeeeahh.. warrevva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well based on my profile name, i dont think i was very popular in medieval times.

You can say that again "

Im wondering if i should start a new plague, just target the unsavory types of modern day life, decrease the surplus population a bit.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers

But something that DID happen right

Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved.

Yeeeahh.. warrevva"

Be careful Khan or I’ll turn my wand on you and you’ll find out just what I'm capable of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Viking or Celt but I’d have to be a volva/shaman.

Good career choice. Wait, does that mean you'll be performing the Hunan and animal sacrifices?

No...I’m more of a seeress. The idea of volvas performing human and animal sacrifices was greatly exaggerated by the Christians who tried to demonise our powers

But something that DID happen right

Only when absolutely necessary and carefully controlled in order to minimise/eradicate the pain and distress of those involved.

Yeeeahh.. warrevva

Be careful Khan or I’ll turn my wand on you and you’ll find out just what I'm capable of "

oh yes please

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice. "

Off to write a ballad of courtly desire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.

Off to write a ballad of courtly desire"

"Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.

Off to write a ballad of courtly desire"

I’m already lusting intently for you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x

Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry

All the knights of the round table .... "
you rang sire?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.

Off to write a ballad of courtly desire

"Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?""

I may delicately brush the tips of my fingers across the soft skin that meets the tops of my willowy legs and think for some time on you, my lord.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ancient Rome, so I can drink fully leaded wine and be fucked senseless by Bigus Dickus.

I give up.

From now on im just going to pretend all you greco/Roman lovers are saying Byzantium."
biggus dikkus?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’d like to be Queen Guinevere - Arthur and Lancelot ? oh yes please x

Fantasy Medieval? I like it Chivalry

All the knights of the round table .... you rang sire?"
we need some wenches to have on the round table

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

I'd be Helen of Troy, she who launched a thousand erections and God bless all who sail in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a viking shield maiden

My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd be lady Godiva.... On a horse and fucking off.... Possibly not naked... Too many wobbly bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going to be the epitome of courtly love; you can look but you can’t touch (me). Your love and admiration will exist somewhere between erotic desire and spiritual attainment and you will worship me from afar then go to war for me, and sacrifice your life.

Ahhhhhh me, bursting with lust yet chaste and innocent in practice.

Off to write a ballad of courtly desire

"Estella, oh Estel-la may I be your bed fella?"

I may delicately brush the tips of my fingers across the soft skin that meets the tops of my willowy legs and think for some time on you, my lord."

One thinks one may have ejaculate prematurely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be Helen of Troy, she who launched a thousand erections and God bless all who sail in me. "

*Ghengis makes a beeline for Athens and Rome*

Time to put a stop to all this Ancient History rubbish

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Maybe Cleopatra bathing up to my tits in asses milk, just hope it not pasteurised as I hate getting my hair wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be a viking shield maiden

My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao "

Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I'd be lady Godiva.... On a horse and fucking off.... Possibly not naked... Too many wobbly bits"

Like a Clothed Female, Naked Male kind of Godiva?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a viking shield maiden

My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao

Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face"

I fully support this endeavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the jester laughing all the peasant women into bed.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Definitely the Viking era for me, I would be a big busty Brunhild, a fearsome shield maiden ready to fight for my village and just as eager to wrestle a big bear of a Viking warrior into bed

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

The Viking era was the rune of many a poor maiden. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be a viking shield maiden

My approach would be different that I would just take what I want and would use this as a place to find my next conquest lmao

Show me your Shieldmaiden war/sex face

I fully support this endeavour "

Haha I don't share those faces with just anyone you know you would need to prove that you are worthy of me bestowing it upon you!!!

The challenge, should you be brave enough to accept, is a no weapons dual, bring it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would try to be somewhere civilised so Persia during the Islamic Golden Age would be a good choice. Leading lights in arts, mathematics, medicine, philosophy, etc. Would all come to an end with the arrival of that Genghis chap who decided it would be good to wipe most of the population out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would try to be somewhere civilised so Persia during the Islamic Golden Age would be a good choice. Leading lights in arts, mathematics, medicine, philosophy, etc. Would all come to an end with the arrival of that Genghis chap who decided it would be good to wipe most of the population out."

I think the Persians had changed by that period. More a combination of the Abbyssid Caliphate and various Shahs and Rulers of smaller Islamic Sheikdoms.

I like your style though, although Ancient, the Persians were a very long lasting and tolerant Empire compared to their more barbaric peers and predecessors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But you're correct about the Ghengis bit. Islamic World felt the full wrath of the the Khan.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings"

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back."

*crofters* Critters was better

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

*crofters* Critters was better "

Haha yes ... critters

The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

*crofters* Critters was better

Haha yes ... critters

The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers"

We need to be careful, could start giving away surnames lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

*crofters* Critters was better

Haha yes ... critters

The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers

We need to be careful, could start giving away surnames lol"

True, but it would need some nerdy research ... tinternet doesn't give much away

Your surname is Khan isn't it??

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Nordic raider as my heritage is norsegael and when I took lessons in axe throwing I seemed to pick it up unnervingly quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

*crofters* Critters was better

Haha yes ... critters

The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers

We need to be careful, could start giving away surnames lol

True, but it would need some nerdy research ... tinternet doesn't give much away

Your surname is Khan isn't it?? "

No, that's my Title

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

*crofters* Critters was better

Haha yes ... critters

The Scottish but was my father's side, my mother's side traces back through many pit managers around Nottingham, and before that arrow makers

We need to be careful, could start giving away surnames lol

True, but it would need some nerdy research ... tinternet doesn't give much away

Your surname is Khan isn't it??

No, that's my Title "

Of course, my lord Khan

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Nordic raider as my heritage is norsegael and when I took lessons in axe throwing I seemed to pick it up unnervingly quickly "

Funnily enough, seem to be adept at archery, with the heritage combination of clansmen and arrow makers

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"Nordic raider as my heritage is norsegael and when I took lessons in axe throwing I seemed to pick it up unnervingly quickly

Funnily enough, seem to be adept at archery, with the heritage combination of clansmen and arrow makers"
wasn't to bad at that either. My heritage also includes Scottish and Cumbria but mostly Irish and norse

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Vikings easily, wouldn’t pillage, honest

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta "

What makes you say this? I would def not want to be a man lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the old witch/medicine lady with mad hair and no teeth who had a cat, and a frog in her hair.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Roman empire I think for me.

Orgy supervisor would my ideal job

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

As it happens, we are medieval reenactors, so we would be an Earl and Countess in in England during the latter part of the Hundred years war.

(pics on our profile)

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"I think this concept is only appealing if you’re a chap!

Except for certain little niches in certain cultures/continents (were the Amazons even real?) - men most definitely held all the cards until very recent times!

In any of those periods women would be little more than chattels - so I’m staying put - but all of a sudden being 25 years old again - if you don’t mind?

If I can have a sex change I think I’ll go all Ancient Greek! "

Go Anglo Saxon (730AD) women had equal rights with men, and no gender demarcation as to jobs.you had the right to pick your husband and could Divorce him too.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well if you have Bill and Ted for mates you could visit all era's.

Royal ugly dudes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if you have Bill and Ted for mates you could visit all era's.

Royal ugly dudes.

"

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it happens, we are medieval reenactors, so we would be an Earl and Countess in in England during the latter part of the Hundred years war.

(pics on our profile)"

Let me know if you need an Italian mercenary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1565 and the Siege of Malta. The Knights of St. John from who I am descended on my mothers side, allegedly...

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire


"As it happens, we are medieval reenactors, so we would be an Earl and Countess in in England during the latter part of the Hundred years war.

(pics on our profile)

Let me know if you need an Italian mercenary "

Well we currently have a Navaresse mercenary in our household, so no reason we shouldn't have an Italian too.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I would want to wield my sword like Brienne ... no mamby pamby girly stuff for me thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would want to wield my sword like Brienne ... no mamby pamby girly stuff for me thank you "

Joan of Arc?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

If you saw Caroline fighting with her longsword you'd soon realise we don't do namby pamby. (Dave has actually won a few full contact tournaments too)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back."

Donald where's your troosers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had my family history texted back to Scotland as a family of land managers / right hand people to the Kennedy clan, so although very English now I can imagine we had joined forces with the other clans to eject Edward Longshanks and other kings

My dad's side are all Scottish Critters from the Isle of Skye. Going waaaaaaaay back.

Donald where's your troosers?"

Ther' can be ooonly wun Critter Highlander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta "

Actually life as a woman wasn't shit at all until patriarchal religions came in and deemed us all to be nothing more than prostitutes and then burned the outspoken ones as witches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you saw Caroline fighting with her longsword you'd soon realise we don't do namby pamby. (Dave has actually won a few full contact tournaments too)"

I've had a go at melee sparring. It's shocking how easy it is to make a fatal mistake against a skilled opponent. Makes the style of fighting I'm accustomed to much more palatable and humane (small arms modern warfare).

I'd opt for mounted archers everytime. Who wants to risk getting your arms lobbed off or an axe in the shoulderblades? Fuuuuuck that shiyyyyt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex "
vikings were mad! Sat in scandinavia through the long cold winter, then when the weather got nice they went out in small boats on rough sea...

Think I would be a Bavarian baron given the choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit life as a woman, I would be a male ta

Actually life as a woman wasn't shit at all until patriarchal religions came in and deemed us all to be nothing more than prostitutes and then burned the outspoken ones as witches. "

I think anyone with internet access to Fab in the middle ages would probably get burned as witches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh yeah I’m thinking Viking too, that’s way more my style

Lex vikings were mad! Sat in scandinavia through the long cold winter, then when the weather got nice they went out in small boats on rough sea...

Think I would be a Bavarian baron given the choice "

Wise choice.. though equally dangerous given ambition and courtly intrigue power games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Saloon Madam in the Old West!

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