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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Ghengis and I have Fabitus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine name is Cheeky, I have fabitus too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

"

Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may be a sufferer, S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it acute?

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

Phew...not just me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Chronic.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days.... "

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one cure I’ve found. Getting off the dog and bone and playing now you see it now you don’t with the bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok. It's quickly cured by dick pics and creepy messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it "

Laughing out again here..cant shake the symptoms..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it "

So guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it, and now give it the wife!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is only one cure I’ve found. Getting off the dog and bone and playing now you see it now you don’t with the bone."

Unfortunately it’s not a permanent cure as it returns very soon after a good game of ‘now you see it now you don’t’

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I had it, and now give it the wife!!"

Sharing is caring

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It's ok. It's quickly cured by dick pics and creepy messages. "

Such wisdom

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Mine is Chronic."

You have it bad...did I get it from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is Chronic.

You have it bad...did I get it from you "

Don't be saying shit like that on the Forum I get checked Maybe.. probably.. I'm contagious

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Mine is Chronic.

You have it bad...did I get it from you

Don't be saying shit like that on the Forum I get checked Maybe.. probably.. I'm contagious "

You are so worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be terminal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is Chronic.

You have it bad...did I get it from you

Don't be saying shit like that on the Forum I get checked Maybe.. probably.. I'm contagious

You are so worth the risk "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Could it be terminal? "

Only when my chargers disconnected

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Could it be terminal?

Only when my chargers disconnected "

I can confirm it isn't fatal I've had it years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could it be terminal? "

No signal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it

Laughing out again here..cant shake the symptoms.."

Need to set up fa meetings i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it now and then , always worst after a successful meet , lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv been suffering about a year you know its bad when you gear your phone contract to get extra data just to account for it

So guilty "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Could it be terminal?

Only when my chargers disconnected

I can confirm it isn't fatal I've had it years! "

Well that's a relief! Theres hope for me yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is so bad it keeps me awake at night. The doctor said cure is turn the phone off. He has no idea.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Mine is so bad it keeps me awake at night. The doctor said cure is turn the phone off. He has no idea. "

Get a second option.. bloody quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, don't use the Forums.. I hear once you enter, there's no coming back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure. "

We can all go down together

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Don't worry there is a cure, it's called life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure. "

I belive an injections of vitamin D can help treat the problem

If it persists you may need to snuffle a truffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it acute? "

You have a cute ass..

So yeah I'm guessing it is x

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By *wogoodtobetrueMan
over a year ago

North East

I wonder if we need a doctor or nurse to carry out home visits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.

We can all go down together"

Upon digging up the mass grave in millenia to come, all the skulls buried in the pelvis bones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.

We can all go down together"

Sounds fun

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Whatever you do, don't use the Forums.. I hear once you enter, there's no coming back."

Too late......

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don't worry there is a cure, it's called life. "

What is this you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is fatal sadly. No known cure.

I belive an injections of vitamin D can help treat the problem

If it persists you may need to snuffle a truffle "

Im not to good with needles is there another way to get the Big D in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Ride it out, symptoms will fade in a few days.... "

I have zero chance of this thank goodness ... A year ago I might have answered very differently though

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

"

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me? "

Have an organism!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism! "

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism!

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms! "

I live in hope of an organism

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism!

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms!

I live in hope of an organism "

Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!

I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism!

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms!

I live in hope of an organism

Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!

I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator! "

. I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

"

I think its catching.

The only cure is to indulge.

Jo.Xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism!

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms!

I live in hope of an organism

Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!

I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator!

. I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth! "

No idea! I’ll ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me?

Have an organism!

Deliberate mistake!

I love organisms!

I live in hope of an organism

Anything that vibrates at at least a 1000 revs per minute should suffice!

I know a lady at work who uses and electric toothbrush - because she’s worried her family might find a vibrator!

. I hope she has a separate one to brush her teeth!

No idea! I’ll ask! "

You so would too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have controlled Fabitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have controlled Fabitus "

Keep telling yourself that dude

Denile is a river in Egypt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have controlled Fabitus

Keep telling yourself that dude

Denile is a river in Egypt. "

I thought it was in India ...

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think I may have caught a dose. Symptoms can be varied. Mine include

*Spasms, resulting in my hand reaching for my phone.

* Invountary laughing out loud when I'm on the bus.

* Sighs of delight as chat heats up.

Don't know if it's catching or if there's a cure?

Love this!

Definitely have it!

Beware of unpleasant side effects though:

Excessive taking of selfies to post on fab (when you realise you’ve got waaaaaay more pics of your tits/arse/willy/whole self nearly nekid than you have of your darling kids!);

Getting minge/cock twinge every time you see or interact with a total hottie - which can only be alleviated by fiddling with your bits until you have an organism!;

Fiddling with your bits again - just because you’re bored and you can!;

Going on ‘who’s near’ when you’ve got a few spare hours - and being half tempted to see if a hot total stranger fancies a random roll in the hay! (Or is that just me? "

a woman after my own heart. No, ts not just you

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is slightly addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Drago. I have fabitis.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some symptoms but not of chats heating up

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

Welcome... I've heard the best place for cure is DeNile...save yourself

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