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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr" I’ll be round in 5 ha ha | |||
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"I've not had breakfast yet" Do you like mushrooms? I’ve got a shit ton of them left..and sausages | |||
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"Ooo breakfast....yes please 
One egg or two?"Oh can I have 2 please | |||
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"We'd love breakfast but by the time we got down to you the others will have eaten it all " I can keep things warm but I think the sausage might look like a 90 years olds cock when you get here  | |||
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"If I ask for boiled eggs......are you going to launch them at me..... "Noooo 
You are one of ‘them’ aren’t you, oh I’ll have poached egg please! No you fucking can’t..while I go off and do them | |||
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"If I ask for boiled eggs......are you going to launch them at me.....
Noooo
You are one of ‘them’ aren’t you, oh I’ll have poached egg please! No you fucking can’t..while I go off and do them "I  you  | |||
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"If I ask for boiled eggs......are you going to launch them at me.....
Noooo
You are one of ‘them’ aren’t you, oh I’ll have poached egg please! No you fucking can’t..while I go off and do them "All eggs should be poached unless asked for fried. We're in the age of healthy options
Do you grill the bacon? | |||
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"If I ask for boiled eggs......are you going to launch them at me.....
Noooo
You are one of ‘them’ aren’t you, oh I’ll have poached egg please! No you fucking can’t..while I go off and do them
All eggs should be poached unless asked for fried. We're in the age of healthy options
Do you grill the bacon? "Of course! Always grilled x | |||
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"Can you pop a hash brown in the post? " We don’t do hash browns 
Yet... we have a breakfast hitler here at the moment and he is leaving on Tuesday so yay!! Everyone gets hash browns and a bloody tomato! | |||
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"Can you pop a hash brown in the post? We don’t do hash browns
Yet... we have a breakfast hitler here at the moment and he is leaving on Tuesday so yay!! Everyone gets hash browns and a bloody tomato! "Hash browns and bloody Mary's | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds" I’ve no idea what kind of hotel you think this is but salmon? Lol... oh you crack me up lol | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds I’ve no idea what kind of hotel you think this is but salmon? Lol... oh you crack me up lol" Hahaha just put as much pig and eggs on a plate as you can | |||
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"Continental please with decaff coffee and soya milk. "Denied. We don’t have soya at the moment. | |||
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"Put what you can in freezer in portion sizes. Make mushroom stroganoff? J x" I made a bloody amazing mushroom soup yesterday! | |||
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"I'm starving! I'll have everything you are offering  "What I’m offering isn’t available in the restaurant x | |||
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eggs Benedict on a lightly toasted bagel with mushrooms. Tasty! | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds" Jeez that’s one mahoosive start to a day | |||
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"The way to have less waste . A breakfast menu they fill in the night before. It saves time and money, The hotel I work in used it for years it works well "Such a good idea, we are looking at ways to change the breakfast experience, we might try that x | |||
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"And I have to put up with a small portion of porridge made with water. I need a trip away to get all this stuff that is on offer..." We welcome anyone..literally | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds Jeez that’s one mahoosive start to a day "Im a growing boy.
Buffet breakfasts seriously eat into a hotels profit margins when i stay
Last one i was in i got through about 2 bottles of prosseco through the course of breakfast | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr" I'm confused. You expected 15 for dinner but only 6 turned up. Only 4 stayed over so how many did you cook breakfast for? Sounds a bit disorganised if you don't mind me saying? | |||
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"And I have to put up with a small portion of porridge made with water. I need a trip away to get all this stuff that is on offer... We welcome anyone..literally" I am always a sucker for a warm welcome, especially if it involves a full English. | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds Jeez that’s one mahoosive start to a day
Im a growing boy.
Buffet breakfasts seriously eat into a hotels profit margins when i stay
Last one i was in i got through about 2 bottles of prosseco through the course of breakfast"Lol you sir, are a legend | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr I'm confused. You expected 15 for dinner but only 6 turned up. Only 4 stayed over so how many did you cook breakfast for? Sounds a bit disorganised if you don't mind me saying?" At the start of the week we still expected 15 and then it went to 6 (they are all old codgers) so cooked for 6 last night (plus other guests) This morning as only of them stayed out of the group we prepared the right amount of breakfast items for a cooked breakfast as they were expected to have a full blown affair, plus the 4 other guests we expected that had booked, meaning 8 people for breakfast with a little left over if anyone wanted an extra sausage etc, so based on what everyone booked and paid for we had the right amount of food done, they just didn’t fancy the full thing, the other four guests may have come down now, I left doughnut too if for an hour x | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr I'm confused. You expected 15 for dinner but only 6 turned up. Only 4 stayed over so how many did you cook breakfast for? Sounds a bit disorganised if you don't mind me saying?" This thought occurred to me too...surely this is an occupational norm? I guess the reverse situation occurs too. I’m also guessing the uncooked food doesn’t go off immediately...personally I’d be asking for creative solutions as to how to use food & still make some kind of profit. But then, what do I know... | |||
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"Was alcohol involved ? I'm in hotels all the time and often hear people saying let's meet for breakfast at 7 but then they wake up hungover and think ffs I'll give it a miss as the rooms half empty "They only had two bottles of wine, to be fair they are all in the 90’s so probably have been advised to stay off the cooked breakfasts lol x | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr I'm confused. You expected 15 for dinner but only 6 turned up. Only 4 stayed over so how many did you cook breakfast for? Sounds a bit disorganised if you don't mind me saying? This thought occurred to me too...surely this is an occupational norm? I guess the reverse situation occurs too. I’m also guessing the uncooked food doesn’t go off immediately...personally I’d be asking for creative solutions as to how to use food & still make some kind of profit. But then, what do I know..." I did reply further up the reason why (it’s complicated lol), none of it will go to waste, we are very good here to make sure nothing really gets wasted, plus also doughnuts daughter is here and she loves a fry up lol x | |||
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"The way to have less waste . A breakfast menu they fill in the night before. It saves time and money, The hotel I work in used it for years it works well
Such a good idea, we are looking at ways to change the breakfast experience, we might try that x"Another way to change the experience is no breakfast  | |||
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"My brother worked at a weddings venue. So many evening do's were poorly attended with tonnes of waste food. One event it was just the bride, groom and mum and dad left with a huge buffet . We had parties. Generous spread but either people don't turn up or they just want cup of tea or they have the latest food allergy etc. We don't bother anymore." This has me wondering csn i jist hang outside hotels around breakfast time or special events and offer to eat all the unused food | |||
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"My brother worked at a weddings venue. So many evening do's were poorly attended with tonnes of waste food. One event it was just the bride, groom and mum and dad left with a huge buffet . We had parties. Generous spread but either people don't turn up or they just want cup of tea or they have the latest food allergy etc. We don't bother anymore." Can be so hard sometimes, we’ve had functions here that have been promised so so much and not many show and the food is ridiculous there left, we do encourage the people’s whose do it is to take the food, after all they paid for it lol | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr" Have a chat with the woman ya work with...and I suppose we live and learn | |||
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"The way to have less waste . A breakfast menu they fill in the night before. It saves time and money, The hotel I work in used it for years it works well
Such a good idea, we are looking at ways to change the breakfast experience, we might try that x"I hate being asked what I want for breakfast the night before, the same as I hate being asked what I want for the company xmas party meal in September ! I might go to bed thinking I'll have a full English but then wake up and think I really only want toast and a mug of tea. | |||
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Now - I’m still lying in bed - and you’re a bloody long way away!
Do you do a helicopter courier service perchance? | |||
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"Proper breakfast should.be at least 4 eggs scrambled, 4 sausages 6 rashers bacon, rarebit (rabbit) on toast 1 round, 2 rounds toast, mushrooms (fried) tomatoes, and beans on the side and a pint of milk. Followed by pastries and coffe. Prosseco, poached eggs and salmon is an acveptable 3rds" Is that for a family of 4? | |||
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"So we had a group of toffs staying last night and they were absolutely lovely but the woman we work with made it out to be much more that it was, there was fucking 6 of them for dinner...we expected about 15 and then she kept going on ‘they will all have a massive breakfast’ so we both get up at half bloody 6 to cook them all a nice breakfast (all bloody 4 that’s stayed!) and the other guests, got everything prepped, did loads of food and they order just two breakfasts of and I quote... Egg, beans and bread and fried slice, egg and bacon well done, fucking woman!! Anyone want a full English? I’ve got loads left over as the other fuckers..I mean guests didn’t come down either!! Grrrrrr Have a chat with the woman ya work with...and I suppose we live and learn " Oh don’t you worry we will be saying something, it’s not the first time, she’s a panicker and will get everything out needed for dinner even before any had ordered anything, they just mention they might have dinner! Also she did fucking frozen roast potatoes and parsnips last night, usually I cook but as it was a bit more posher affair I let her do it and never again..from now on it’s my bloody kitchen! | |||
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"Aw that’s a bit rubbish my lovely! I feel for you!
Now - I’m still lying in bed - and you’re a bloody long way away!
Do you do a helicopter courier service perchance? "Afraid not my lovely lol x | |||
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"The way to have less waste . A breakfast menu they fill in the night before. It saves time and money, The hotel I work in used it for years it works well
Such a good idea, we are looking at ways to change the breakfast experience, we might try that x
I hate being asked what I want for breakfast the night before, the same as I hate being asked what I want for the company xmas party meal in September !
I might go to bed thinking I'll have a full English but then wake up and think I really only want toast and a mug of tea.
"That's the down side to it. I never eat breakfast in England but in Gran Canaria last year I was up and eating a full English every morning by 8.30 am. | |||
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"Aw that’s a bit rubbish my lovely! I feel for you!
Now - I’m still lying in bed - and you’re a bloody long way away!
Do you do a helicopter courier service perchance?
Afraid not my lovely lol x"Meh! I settled for weetabix in the end! Not quite the same!  | |||
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