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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash....

Hope you're all having a great weekend so far...

My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around to help out this evening...

What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippppeeeeee....Evening Ash

Large pink gin and Tonic please and one for yourself

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yippppeeeeee....Evening Ash

Large pink gin and Tonic please and one for yourself "

A very good evening to you Cheeky...

One large pink gin and tonic coming right ..

I will make myself a brandy and cola thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yippppeeeeee....Evening Ash

Large pink gin and Tonic please and one for yourself

A very good evening to you Cheeky...

One large pink gin and tonic coming right ..

I will make myself a brandy and cola thank you x"

Thank you Ash....where is everyone

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yippppeeeeee....Evening Ash

Large pink gin and Tonic please and one for yourself

A very good evening to you Cheeky...

One large pink gin and tonic coming right ..

I will make myself a brandy and cola thank you x

Thank you Ash....where is everyone "

Its just you and i at the moment Cheeky but Babs should be in shortly...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m here! Evening all!

I’ll join Cheeky in a Pink Gin and tonic if I may please Ash

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and dry ginger ale with ice please..and get whatever that Cheeky lady wants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here! Evening all!

I’ll join Cheeky in a Pink Gin and tonic if I may please Ash "

Good evening lovely Babs....

One pink gin and tonic for you also coming right up to enjoy with Cheeky...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime? "

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?..."

Whoops...Sorry i meant Lime not Lemon!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Brandy and dry ginger ale with ice please..and get whatever that Cheeky lady wants... "

A very good evening Drago...

One Brandy and dry ginger ale with ice coming right up and another pink gin and tonic for Cheeky!...

Any requests for the jukebox tonight?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?...

Whoops...Sorry i meant Lime not Lemon!.."

Aw thanks

Can I have ‘Suddenly Seymour’ for an out of tune, wrong key singalong?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?...

Whoops...Sorry i meant Lime not Lemon!..

Aw thanks

Can I have ‘Suddenly Seymour’ for an out of tune, wrong key singalong? "

Shift up Mac let me and Cheeky join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double vodka and diet with plenty of ice please....and keep them coming. It's been a bollock of a week

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Ahh good evening bar keep spiced rum on the rocks and some motorhead on the box please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash."

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Passion fruit mojito please and can I request mansun wide open space please

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ll have a French 75 tonight Ash please. Thank you very much and have one yourself

Lex

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime? "

New one on me, what's a sailor Jerry?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?...

Whoops...Sorry i meant Lime not Lemon!..

Aw thanks

Can I have ‘Suddenly Seymour’ for an out of tune, wrong key singalong?

Shift up Mac let me and Cheeky join you "

Grab some earplugs. I feel a song coming on

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

New one on me, what's a sailor Jerry? "

Spiced rum. It’s my favourite

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

Good evening The Mac Lass...

One Sailor Jerry over Ice with a slice of lemon coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox tonight?...

Whoops...Sorry i meant Lime not Lemon!..

Aw thanks

Can I have ‘Suddenly Seymour’ for an out of tune, wrong key singalong? "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhsnd7tAm1c

Suddenly Seymour...Little shop of horrors...with lyrics!...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits... "

Thank you very, very much.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx"

Good evening _heekyflirtycouple....

One Prosecco with a Chambourd liqueur coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings "

Up for sharing your scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babysham please lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

Thank you very, very much."

Hang on ... you get biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd better pop by.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A double vodka and diet with plenty of ice please....and keep them coming. It's been a bollock of a week"

Good evening filthybutlovely....

One double vodka and diet cola with lots of ice coming right up on the house....

Hope next week is much better for you..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Thought I'd better pop by. "

Hi Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be rude not too have a little look about. Sees who is in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to fresh orange. I'm walking 23 miles tomorrow, so need to be sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babysham please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh good evening bar keep spiced rum on the rocks and some motorhead on the box please "

Howdy cowboy!

One spiced rum on ice coming right up.

(thought it was about time I chipped in otherwise I might get sacked! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous. May I have a Sailor Jerry over ice with a slice of lime?

New one on me, what's a sailor Jerry?

Spiced rum. It’s my favourite "

Hello lovely lady. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Passion fruit mojito please and can I request mansun wide open space please"

Good evening Topsy.....

One Passion fruit mojito coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppmUdn6GUXQ

Mansun - Wide Open space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings "

Ello sMp3, one of what ever one of those is! Coming right up.

And a packet of our finist scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

Thank you very, very much.

Hang on ... you get biscuits? "

Evening lady Babs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar man"

Hold ya horses! On its way.

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

No mojito

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Babysham please lol"

Good evening fuzzyduck...

One Babysham coming right up...I think I still have some!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service service lol

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx

Good evening _heekyflirtycouple....

One Prosecco with a Chambourd liqueur coming right up x"

Cheers.

Mr J has decided on a Jim Bean and please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you much appreciated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's got the highest ABV?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings

Ello sMp3, one of what ever one of those is! Coming right up.

And a packet of our finist scratchings. "

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky wee vodka and please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

Thank you very, very much.

Hang on ... you get biscuits?

Evening lady Babs. "

Hi Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mojito "

Ash served you 4 minutes ago,and your music.

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Passion fruit mojito please and can I request mansun wide open space please

Good evening Topsy.....

One Passion fruit mojito coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppmUdn6GUXQ

Mansun - Wide Open space"

Oh I missed that it was hiding behind a pint

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings

Up for sharing your scratchings?

"

Perhaps

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

I’d like a nice glass of red and maybe some John Denver to go back to my childhood please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Babs and everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A double Macallan for me please. Oh, and a packet of pork scratchings

Up for sharing your scratchings?

Perhaps "

I'll only pinch a couple I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ash ..and all.

Magners over ice..

Tunes... ?????? 90's dance

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a French 75 tonight Ash please. Thank you very much and have one yourself

Lex "

Good evening Lexa...Sorry about the long wait!...

One French 75 cocktail coming right up on the house and will have one myself thank you...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Babs and everyone "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll stick to fresh orange. I'm walking 23 miles tomorrow, so need to be sober "

Wow that's some walk! One freshly squeezed orange coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's got the highest ABV?"

Iv no idea but how about a jager bomb?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I’ll have a French 75 tonight Ash please. Thank you very much and have one yourself

Lex

Good evening Lexa...Sorry about the long wait!...

One French 75 cocktail coming right up on the house and will have one myself thank you... "

Aw you’re a gent ash, your cocktails always worth the wait

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx

Good evening _heekyflirtycouple....

One Prosecco with a Chambourd liqueur coming right up x

Cheers.

Mr J has decided on a Jim Bean and please xxx"

Your very welcome...One Jim Beam and cola coming right up for Mr J....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky wee vodka and please "

Hi miss, on wee voddy coming up.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Patron shot please with lime and salt. It's been a rough week.

Keep them coming please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm knackered already, think I might go for a lay down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx

Good evening _heekyflirtycouple....

One Prosecco with a Chambourd liqueur coming right up x

Cheers.

Mr J has decided on a Jim Bean and please xxx

Your very welcome...One Jim Beam and cola coming right up for Mr J....x"

Aren't they just!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’d like a nice glass of red and maybe some John Denver to go back to my childhood please. "

Good evening Sam4cam....

One glass of our finest Spanish red rioja coming right up and your music request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&list=PLjvwg8Tvpn2xR-Smvw663Digx13EcmQmm

John Denver - Take me home country road

Hope this one takes you back to your childhood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's got the highest ABV?

Iv no idea but how about a jager bomb? "

Make it three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's got the highest ABV?

Iv no idea but how about a jager bomb?

Make it three."

On the way, should I just leave the bottle?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh drinkwise I will have a cheeky vimto please and on the jukebox prodigy omen please

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land


"I’d like a nice glass of red and maybe some John Denver to go back to my childhood please.

Good evening Sam4cam....

One glass of our finest Spanish red rioja coming right up and your music request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&list=PLjvwg8Tvpn2xR-Smvw663Digx13EcmQmm

John Denver - Take me home country road

Hope this one takes you back to your childhood..."

The best. Thank you and bottoms up.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Make that 4 please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash ..and all.

Magners over ice..

Tunes... ?????? 90's dance"

Good evening golden wonder...

One Magners cider over ice coming right up and some 90's dance music..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLMt3F6gBs

Jamiroquai - Space cowboy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"What's got the highest ABV?

Iv no idea but how about a jager bomb?

Make it three.

On the way, should I just leave the bottle?. "

Yes leave the bottle Lorna. I’ll have one with him as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's got the highest ABV?

Iv no idea but how about a jager bomb?

Make it three.

On the way, should I just leave the bottle?. "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another babysham please, am hatdcore

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

Thank you very, very much.

Hang on ... you get biscuits? "

I think Jim has eaten them all but I still have some chocolate hob nobs left if you'd like one or two...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a cup of tea please, Ash.

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening Jim.....

One lovely cup of tea coming right up and a selection of my finest biscuits...

Thank you very, very much.

Hang on ... you get biscuits?

I think Jim has eaten them all but I still have some chocolate hob nobs left if you'd like one or two... "

Thank you Ash

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Prosecco tonight please. If you have any chambord to go in there it would be much appreciated xxx

Good evening _heekyflirtycouple....

One Prosecco with a Chambourd liqueur coming right up x

Cheers.

Mr J has decided on a Jim Bean and please xxx

Your very welcome...One Jim Beam and cola coming right up for Mr J....x"

Perfect. Please have one yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt whisky straight up please Ash.... any nibbles to go with it?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Another babysham please, am hatdcore"

Theres nothing wrong with a Babycham as long as it is in the right glass and comes with two cherries

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have a French 75 tonight Ash please. Thank you very much and have one yourself

Lex

Good evening Lexa...Sorry about the long wait!...

One French 75 cocktail coming right up on the house and will have one myself thank you...

Aw you’re a gent ash, your cocktails always worth the wait "

Thank you very much Lex...Its always a pleasure to make cocktails for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a couple of cherries for you. Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Negroni please daaahhhhling!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Patron shot please with lime and salt. It's been a rough week.

Keep them coming please..."

Good Evening Lorraine.....

One Patron shot of tequila with lime and salt coming right up...will keep them coming!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wats a negroni ? Sounds racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heineken & vodka and white please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ooooh drinkwise I will have a cheeky vimto please and on the jukebox prodigy omen please "

A very good evening to you Red....

One cheeky vimto coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU

The Prodigy - Omen

RIP Keith.

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"Ahh good evening bar keep spiced rum on the rocks and some motorhead on the box please

Howdy cowboy!

One spiced rum on ice coming right up.

(thought it was about time I chipped in otherwise I might get sacked! ) "

awesome got the sexy barmaid, now to d*unkenly pitch woo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’d like a nice glass of red and maybe some John Denver to go back to my childhood please.

Good evening Sam4cam....

One glass of our finest Spanish red rioja coming right up and your music request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&list=PLjvwg8Tvpn2xR-Smvw663Digx13EcmQmm

John Denver - Take me home country road

Hope this one takes you back to your childhood...

The best. Thank you and bottoms up. "

I'm glad you liked it and bottoms up to you also...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh drinkwise I will have a cheeky vimto please and on the jukebox prodigy omen please

A very good evening to you Red....

One cheeky vimto coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU

The Prodigy - Omen

RIP Keith."

Awwwww thanks

I know, huge loss xxx love them xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Make that 4 please x"

Gooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Miss Choosy...

4 Jager bombs coming right up!....

Lorna who is now knackered and having a lay down says hello to you!....x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Patron shot please with lime and salt. It's been a rough week.

Keep them coming please...

Good Evening Lorraine.....

One Patron shot of tequila with lime and salt coming right up...will keep them coming!..."

Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another babysham please, am hatdcore"

Coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me lorna

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Single malt whisky straight up please Ash.... any nibbles to go with it?"

Good evening tattooedandbearded...

One single malt whisky coming right up....

We have tonight on offer all sorts of nibbles..

Nuts,crisps,pork scratchings and I'm just going to put some cheese and pineapple sticks on the bar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Negroni please daaahhhhling! "

On its way. Had to look up what it was.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Good evening Ash... I hope you are well... I'm feeling tropical please could I have a Pina Colada.. And whatever you would like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds racist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh good evening bar keep spiced rum on the rocks and some motorhead on the box please

Howdy cowboy!

One spiced rum on ice coming right up.

(thought it was about time I chipped in otherwise I might get sacked! ) awesome got the sexy barmaid, now to d*unkenly pitch woo"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Make that 4 please x

Gooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Miss Choosy...

4 Jager bombs coming right up!....

Lorna who is now knackered and having a lay down says hello to you!....x"

Hi Ash. Give her a big kiss and cuddle off me and say hi back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll stick to fresh orange. I'm walking 23 miles tomorrow, so need to be sober

Wow that's some walk! One freshly squeezed orange coming right up. "

thanks lorna jo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Heineken & vodka and white please"

A very good evening to you funnewcpl

One Heineken and a Vodka and White coming right up....

can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Good evening OP how goes it...hope all's good. I'm already on my 3rd glass of wine better make mine a water plesse...oh sod it you only live once I'll have a large white and of course one for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shot of black sambuca and some nobbys nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave nobbys nuts alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee black Bush whiskey be nice thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash... I hope you are well... I'm feeling tropical please could I have a Pina Colada.. And whatever you would like!! "

Good evening Snow white.....I'm doing great thanks....I hope you're well....

One Pina Colada cocktail coming right...

I'll have another brandy and cola thank you...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ooooh drinkwise I will have a cheeky vimto please and on the jukebox prodigy omen please

A very good evening to you Red....

One cheeky vimto coming right up and your jukebox request....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU

The Prodigy - Omen

RIP Keith.

Awwwww thanks

I know, huge loss xxx love them xx "

I'm also a big fan of the prodigy...No Good is my favourite...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Make that 4 please x

Gooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening Miss Choosy...

4 Jager bombs coming right up!....

Lorna who is now knackered and having a lay down says hello to you!....x

Hi Ash. Give her a big kiss and cuddle off me and say hi back x"

I will do..Lorna gives you one right back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave nobbys nuts alone "

I cant ...I just love them in my mouth

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening OP how goes it...hope all's good. I'm already on my 3rd glass of wine better make mine a water plesse...oh sod it you only live once I'll have a large white and of course one for yourself."

Good evening Anabelle....

I'm doing great thank you...One large white wine coming right up..No water!..

I'll have another brandy thank you...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A shot of black sambuca and some nobbys nuts"

Hi again Filthy...One shot of black Sambuca coming right up....and some nuts!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A wee black Bush whiskey be nice thank you "

Good evening Stacy Rose...

One wee Black bush whisky coming right up....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Ok they’ve gone and left me looking after the bar. Free gin all round then!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm just going to have some dinner guys...will be back in about 30 minutes...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm just going to have some dinner guys...will be back in about 30 minutes... "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a bottle of rose LP and some ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick, get the vintage wines out the back!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A shot of black sambuca and some nobbys nuts

Hi again Filthy...One shot of black Sambuca coming right up....and some nuts!"

Ooooh did someone mention nuts..I'll take some of them please.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Any chance of a bottle of rose LP and some ice? "

Absolutely Darren, pull up a chair. Nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to have some dinner guys...will be back in about 30 minutes... "

Well that's saved me some cash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

:-

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Quick, get the vintage wines out the back! "

Whisper! He hears everything. I’ll keep a look out and you go and get it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"A shot of black sambuca and some nobbys nuts

Hi again Filthy...One shot of black Sambuca coming right up....and some nuts!

Ooooh did someone mention nuts..I'll take some of them please. "

I will pop a bowl out lovely

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x"

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

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over a year ago


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each "

Before you order a bottle of each ??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm just going to have some dinner guys...will be back in about 30 minutes...

Well that's saved me some cash x"

Tight arse

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each "

That works for me. Cheers lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, just clocked off.

JD on the rocks please, best make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Babs x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all, just clocked off.

JD on the rocks please, best make it a double "

Yayy! Work is over. Kick your shoes off, remove your bra and a double is in its way

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh Babs x"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s it hanging x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ?? "

Would you like one?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"How’s it hanging x"

Do reply and quote lovely so we know who you’re talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, just clocked off.

JD on the rocks please, best make it a double

Yayy! Work is over. Kick your shoes off, remove your bra and a double is in its way "

Thanks my lovely!

The babies have been swinging free all day

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Free gin?

Hey Babs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one? "

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all, just clocked off.

JD on the rocks please, best make it a double

Yayy! Work is over. Kick your shoes off, remove your bra and a double is in its way

Thanks my lovely!

The babies have been swinging free all day "

Oooffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to you Babs, hey Meli x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Free gin?

Hey Babs. "

Meli

Let’s have all the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Negroni please daaahhhhling!

On its way. Had to look up what it was. "

Mmm scrummy yummy, thank you sweetie!

Fuzzy ducky - The Negroni is an Italian cocktail, made of one part gin, one part vermouth rosso, and one part Campari, garnished with orange peel...it's all about the orange peel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night "

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now "

Sod the tab..let's raid the bar

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Talking to you Babs, hey Meli x"

Great name what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Negroni please daaahhhhling!

On its way. Had to look up what it was.

Mmm scrummy yummy, thank you sweetie!

Fuzzy ducky - The Negroni is an Italian cocktail, made of one part gin, one part vermouth rosso, and one part Campari, garnished with orange peel...it's all about the orange peel! "

I enjoyed a few over lunch today. Superb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now

Sod the tab..let's raid the bar"

Bunch of animals the lot of you haha! Like go go go!! He’s not looking!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour"

Fruit Shoot? What’s wrong Pull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I thought that was the ingredients

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Free gin?

Hey Babs.

Meli

Let’s have all the gin "

Yes please. No trains to deal with so we can truly down some cocktails.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now

Sod the tab..let's raid the bar

Bunch of animals the lot of you haha! Like go go go!! He’s not looking! "

Now then ... let’s behave nicely. Ash runs a tidy bar you know. I just ‘borrow’ when he’s not here

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now

Sod the tab..let's raid the bar

Bunch of animals the lot of you haha! Like go go go!! He’s not looking! "

I'll be look out .....look out his cumming ( but not back to the bar)

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Could I have a very much deserved Gin & Ginger please, lots of ice and a few slices ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour

Fruit Shoot? What’s wrong Pull? "

nuthin i rarely drink alcohol il end up arguing about chinese food and pizzas it would be chaos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ile just have another babysham Babs, am very masculine like that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Free gin?

Hey Babs.

Meli

Let’s have all the gin

Yes please. No trains to deal with so we can truly down some cocktails. "

Trains and cocktails do not mix I have discovered it did make it a happy trip though.

Would you like a violet with a light tonic?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Could I have a very much deserved Gin & Ginger please, lots of ice and a few slices .... "

Ooo that’s sounds very nice. I might have that next time. Of course you can lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Babs. Can I have a very big cocktail please and whatever you're having x

Of course you can lovely lady. A French Martini? Now these are only small so we’ll have two each

Before you order a bottle of each ??

Would you like one?

I’ll have a nagroni please followed by an old fashioned....best set up a tab this could be a long night

Our host has gone to have his dinner so it’s all on the house for now

Sod the tab..let's raid the bar

Bunch of animals the lot of you haha! Like go go go!! He’s not looking!

I'll be look out .....look out his cumming ( but not back to the bar)"

Haha! Just comes to you I guess! Like a gift of wit!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour

Fruit Shoot? What’s wrong Pull? nuthin i rarely drink alcohol il end up arguing about chinese food and pizzas it would be chaos"

Purple fruit shoot it is then. Packet of crisps?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ile just have another babysham Babs, am very masculine like that "

I love a Babycham. You will have the correct glass and two cherries. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey bottle of dom perignon over here please, unless they've all been robbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey bottle of dom perignon over here please, unless they've all been robbed "

They went the minute he turned his back!

Babs has them on loan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour

Fruit Shoot? What’s wrong Pull? nuthin i rarely drink alcohol il end up arguing about chinese food and pizzas it would be chaos

Purple fruit shoot it is then. Packet of crisps? "

na i just had steak thanks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey bottle of dom perignon over here please, unless they've all been robbed "

We had a few lively folk but I’ve given them some freebies. They’re happy now

Take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to have some dinner guys...will be back in about 30 minutes...

Well that's saved me some cash x

Tight arse "

Too right x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey ashton coochie hows it going il have a fruitshoot pls purple flavour

Fruit Shoot? What’s wrong Pull? nuthin i rarely drink alcohol il end up arguing about chinese food and pizzas it would be chaos

Purple fruit shoot it is then. Packet of crisps? na i just had steak thanks"

No nibbles for you. I do like a piece of steak. What did you have with it?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The alcohol is flowing. What music are you putting on Babs? I fancy a dance x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Surprise me, something white, chilled, preferably Burgundy....

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