FabSwingers.com forum: Tell us a little secret

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fabsteroos,

Musing again.

If you are comfortable doing so please tell us a little secret about you.

Mine is when I’m at home chilling I wear big granny pants and I mean BIG granny pants, biggest pants I could find on line.

Bhubaysi (Ice Queen)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the nfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pee in the shower everytime I use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. "
same here

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I watch Corrie and have not missed an episode in over 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I perv over female feet behind sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

In Scotland that would be a wee secret. Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabsteroos,

Musing again.

If you are comfortable doing so please tell us a little secret about you.

Mine is when I’m at home chilling I wear big granny pants and I mean BIG granny pants, biggest pants I could find on line.

Bhubaysi (Ice Queen)

Your own line or someone else's?

I'd say "write your secrets in the sand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is I have a... Defective and ugly little toe.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just big granny pants?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just big granny pants?

Did you wash big granny's pants before you wore them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t do that, then it wouldn’t be a secret

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just big granny pants?

Did you wash big granny's pants before you wore them ?"

And exactly how big is this granny? If she knows you've got her pants she won't be happy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My feet are hideous.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought "thank you" was one word until I was about 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once very very d*unk in 10 downing st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

Ewwwwwwwww dirty scrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

And me and apparently its very good for foot health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

And me and apparently its very good for foot health.

I’ll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a major thing for men’s hips. I just love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

And me and apparently its very good for foot health.

I’ll take your word for it

That’s taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a desire to ejaculate on ladies feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my name by deed poll and my chosen name pays homage to a musical hero of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut the crusts off my sandwich.

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

I sold a chewed up mars bar to someone.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like my ears being tongued

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Fabsteroos,

Musing again.

If you are comfortable doing so please tell us a little secret about you.

Mine is when I’m at home chilling I wear big granny pants and I mean BIG granny pants, biggest pants I could find on line.

Bhubaysi (Ice Queen)

Your own line or someone else's?

I'd say "write your secrets in the sand"

That’s an idea to create my own line (Ice Queen knickers) lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My feet are hideous. "
Well from what I can see, I wouldn't mind perving over them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

Ewwwwwwwww dirty scrote

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i could shit if u prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a major thing for men’s hips. I just love them

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Women's hips are nice too!! X

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a major thing for men’s hips. I just love them

Women's hips are nice too!! X"

You would defo love mine.....’figure of 8’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought "thank you" was one word until I was about 30

You're not alone tbf.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I have a beard currently, not very feminine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every summer for the past 18 years, I swim naked in the river Dart, on Dartmoor on my way home from work

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a fetish over men's wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

When I stay away in hotels, I love being naked wandering round my room.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Every summer for the past 18 years, I swim naked in the river Dart, on Dartmoor on my way home from work

Setting sat nav for river dart for the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im batman

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I have a fetish over men's wrists "

Women’s shoulders in my case

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I used to think draft was a person,when my mum or dad would say "shut the door and don't let the draft in "...

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I stay away in hotels, I love being naked wandering round my room."

Haha I can so relate to this !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thing about door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

I'm spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm spartacus"

right well I'm the true messiah as my name's Bryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a thing about door handles

What sort of a thing?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I just do oral. Many who met me left disappointed as I don't want to do penetrative sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every summer for the past 18 years, I swim naked in the river Dart, on Dartmoor on my way home from work

Setting sat nav for river dart for the summer

Ha ha ha welcome anytime, been caught a few times lol two lady hikers in their late twenties last year, even joined me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a thing for mens thighs.

A good strong pair of thighs I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a desire to ejaculate on ladies feet "

Jizzy Rascal

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've eaten your Easter egg! Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I sometimes wish my adult kids would leave home (again)

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"I have a thing about door handles

Like a fetish....or a fear....or?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I count to 12 in my head while I'm walking. I really like the number 4 and if I can't use the number 4 diesel pump at the garage I secretly wish plagues and pestilence on the person who is stopping me from using it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A new secret has just occurred.

The very expensive, hand decorated cake that my mum bought for us is so sweet and dry that we find it inedible. We will take this secret to our graves while thinking of a way to prevent her buying us another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new secret has just occurred.

Can you make it into a trifle? Chuck it in a massive dish, pour on 2 bottles of brandy. Add some mashed up jelly then a can of custard on top, job done.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I eat cake ... alot of it ...

And I am not ashamed

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have to have all the light socket switches facing the same way, I have 2 switches for each room. Also, I don't like odd numbers for the volume on stuff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear I didn’t kill the office’s gold fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to have all the light socket switches facing the same way, I have 2 switches for each room. Also, I don't like odd numbers for the volume on stuff x"

I'm the same on the odd numbers on the volume

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A new secret has just occurred.

Can you make it into a trifle? Chuck it in a massive dish, pour on 2 bottles of brandy. Add some mashed up jelly then a can of custard on top, job done. "

It's going to be generously given to other people in huge slices. Two bottles of brandy will not make this cake nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like killing anything, spiders, flies, wasps, ants etc. I have to carefully remove them. I feel physically sick seeing dead animals on the side of the road and worry and fret about them.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

My gf and i fucked in a small museum once. It was open at the time, the crog lofft bed was very squeeky.

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

Im 40 and finally learnt the difference of brought and bought. But still can't get my head round when to use have or of in a sentence.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I have been fucked a few times, but genuinely

I’m not attracted to men!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Im 40 and finally learnt the difference of brought and bought. But still can't get my head round when to use have or of in a sentence.

If should or could come before it it's have

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 27/04/19 20:10:46]

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wash food/freezer bags out and hang them to dry on the washing line and re-use them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a chainsaw n not affraid to use it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I like Amanda Holden. I think she's gorgeous and quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more hair in my ears than on my head

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm a little tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a colleagues husband on here and I want to fuck him because she's a spiteful bitch

That is so not like me - but she has recently made me feel really bad

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I have more hair in my ears than on my head"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've seen a colleagues husband on here and I want to fuck him because she's a spiteful bitch

That is so not like me - but she has recently made me feel really bad

Pay backs a bitch

..figuratively speaking of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hang a coat hanger, with a shirt on it on my nipple

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can hang a coat hanger, with a shirt on it on my nipple

Ahh you got to post that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a thing about door handles

Like a fetish....or a fear....or?"

I don’t like touching them....lol...

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Im 40 and finally learnt the difference of brought and bought. But still can't get my head round when to use have or of in a sentence.

If should or could come before it it's have

Thank you

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a thing about door handles

Like a fetish....or a fear....or?

I don’t like touching them....lol...

Toilet door handles? I use a tissue when I have to touch them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hang a coat hanger, with a shirt on it on my nipple

Ahh you got to post that pic "

Lol

Blushes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a thing about door handles

Like a fetish....or a fear....or?

I don’t like touching them....lol...

Toilet door handles? I use a tissue when I have to touch them. "

I totally get this...I'm freak in a public toilet.. tissue for the chain door handle tap and a thi g else that could have been touched. It gives me the hebie jebeies.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I talk during sleep but in other languages

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I fancy Jane MacDonald.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to rearrange pub furniture

and i pee outdoors regularly

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, I sleep walk too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I sleep walk too x"

Me too and apparently talk in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I skipped lunch for a spoon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I love someone as much as I hate them.

I hate myself for feeling this way and don't know what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more hair in my ears than on my head

Yep, a side effect of getting old. Thankfully I have a fetish for having it plucked with tweezers too.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh, I sleep walk too x

Me too and apparently talk in my sleep. "

I have full on conversations as well as wanders x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy my sister in law big time

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I have more hair in my ears than on my head

Yep, a side effect of getting old. Thankfully I have a fetish for having it plucked with tweezers too."

Ain't happening sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this isn't really a secret as most people had worked it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to compete in strongwoman competitions x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I used to compete in strongwoman competitions x"

Wow that's impressive

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm the blacksheep

Disinherited from the family fortune

Suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got thumb toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

And me and apparently its very good for foot health.

I’ll take your word for it

That’s taking the piss

Nope it's very true stops athletes foot so my mum told me any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy Jane MacDonald....."

So do I but thats not a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let my kids watch Adventure time cos secretly I love the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I revealed a secret here it wouldn't be a secret any more.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy Jane MacDonald.....

So do I but thats not a secret."

I’ve seen her twice in concert and sent her roses when she was at Leeds Arena last Xmas....she is a lovely lady.

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"I fancy Jane MacDonald.....

So do I but thats not a secret.

I’ve seen her twice in concert and sent her roses when she was at Leeds Arena last Xmas....she is a lovely lady. "

I’ve seen her in my dreams, but those details should stay a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to compete in strongwoman competitions x

Wow that's impressive

Thanks, won a few Competitions too x

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve won flower arranging competitions at horticultural shows!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch Neighbours - my guilty pleasure

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I iron tea towels and knickers......

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I iron tea towels and knickers......"

What Nooooo!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"I have a thing about door handles

Like a fetish....or a fear....or?

I don’t like touching them....lol...

And what about the door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just aranged a surprise for sally shhhh tell nobody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to have all the light socket switches facing the same way, I have 2 switches for each room. Also, I don't like odd numbers for the volume on stuff x"

I’m the same it has to be multiples of 2 or 5, 5s being the only odd number allowed x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I secretly wear knickers to work

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
over a year ago

Swaythling, Southampton

"I've seen a colleagues husband on here and I want to fuck him because she's a spiteful bitch

That is so not like me - but she has recently made me feel really bad

A)what's his profile name?

B) Go for it! Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off work colleague...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I let my kids watch Adventure time cos secretly I love the show

Adventure Time is amazing! Nothing to be embarrassed about

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I have a Del Monte orange juice ice lolly addiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to kick a massive Walkers (salt and vinegar) addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm addicted to orgasms.

Ssshhhh!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still like to piss in the swimming pool. Normal to some, disgusting to others.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars films

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. "

I thought everyone did this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the nfl"

Snap

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By *onesy261985Man
over a year ago

Sudbury

"I talk during sleep but in other languages "

What other languages do you speak

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I sleep naked

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Every time I go upstairs (in my house) I count them even though I know how many there is (14).

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Every time I go upstairs (in my house) I count them even though I know how many there is (14)."

I count the mins til 5.30

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Every time I go upstairs (in my house) I count them even though I know how many there is (14)."
I used to do that, there was 13 steps in a building I used to work I always tried to skip that 13th step! Lol ??

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I pee in the shower everytime I use it. same here

Yep, me too.

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