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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a little light hearted one

You know you're a fabber when you see a gorgeous couple walking down the street and then check fab to see if they have a couples profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you even check that? Check all the couples profiles on site?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You could make it easier by asking them to turn on "who's nearby"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"How would you even check that? Check all the couples profiles on site?"

You'd have to make a few assumptions (they live in that local area and narrow down the raidus), age roughly, tick all the options as you couldn't be sure what they would be looking for.

Shouldn't be that tricky for a lighthearted thread QL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could make it easier by asking them to turn on "who's nearby""

Haha imagine their reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you even check that? Check all the couples profiles on site?

You'd have to make a few assumptions (they live in that local area and narrow down the raidus), age roughly, tick all the options as you couldn't be sure what they would be looking for.

Shouldn't be that tricky for a lighthearted thread QL. "

But it don’t make sense Meli! It just don’t make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a little light hearted one

You know you're a fabber when you see a gorgeous couple walking down the street and then check fab to see if they have a couples profile."

How do you do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How would you even check that? Check all the couples profiles on site?

You'd have to make a few assumptions (they live in that local area and narrow down the raidus), age roughly, tick all the options as you couldn't be sure what they would be looking for.

Shouldn't be that tricky for a lighthearted thread QL. "

Exactly this, you never know it could be your lucky day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?"

I'd say seeing as that happening has gotta be one in million chance I'd say a nice introductory message would be in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?"

Send a creepy message starting with “I saw you at.....”.

Do it two or three times and wait for the court order to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?

Send a creepy message starting with “I saw you at.....”.

Do it two or three times and wait for the court order to arrive. "

Oooooh those messages proper give me the creeps

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol"

Imagine the shock of looking on who’s near to read “She’s behind you......”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?"

Probably go straight home and wank like a chimp!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If i 'm talking to someone that i suspect may be on here i end the convo with 'have a fab day' to see if there is a reaction, it's usually a quick secret smile to themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol"

Spoilsport

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

Imagine the shock of looking on who’s near to read “She’s behind you......” "

Lol he'd have had a shock, i was stuffing my face with a mcmuffin

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

Spoilsport "

What can i say? i'm shy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you start to know where all the dogging spots are in your local area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you even check that? Check all the couples profiles on site?

You'd have to make a few assumptions (they live in that local area and narrow down the raidus), age roughly, tick all the options as you couldn't be sure what they would be looking for.

Shouldn't be that tricky for a lighthearted thread QL.

Exactly this, you never know it could be your lucky day"
what are the odds god damn it what are the odds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

Spoilsport

What can i say? i'm shy lol"

You didnt ask if his name was Dave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?

I'd say seeing as that happening has gotta be one in million chance I'd say a nice introductory message would be in order."

Stranger danger awooooooooga awooooooooga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

Imagine the shock of looking on who’s near to read “She’s behind you......”

Lol he'd have had a shock, i was stuffing my face with a mcmuffin "

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I was in maccys last week and the guy at the table in front was checking his fab page ( i spotted the black and yellow banner) i quickly turned off my 'who's near' lol

Spoilsport

What can i say? i'm shy lol

You didnt ask if his name was Dave?"

lol definitely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?

I'd say seeing as that happening has gotta be one in million chance I'd say a nice introductory message would be in order.

Stranger danger awooooooooga awooooooooga "

Awoooooga God havn't that since the days of John fashnu and gladiators.

Interesting idea for a thread "which gladiator would you most like to play with" hmm maybe Lightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you miraculously find their couples profile what do you do ?

I'd say seeing as that happening has gotta be one in million chance I'd say a nice introductory message would be in order.

Stranger danger awooooooooga awooooooooga

Awoooooga God havn't that since the days of John fashnu and gladiators.

Interesting idea for a thread "which gladiator would you most like to play with" hmm maybe Lightening"
u can do it cut his fuckin head off

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