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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Right - everyone else is starting new bloody threads - now it’s my turn!!

In ten minutes my brother is coming round for dinner!

His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago - and he’s lonely bless him!

He wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

Him and mum think it’d be a great idea if he joined the ‘friendship/dating site’ I’m on - as I’m really happy, I’ve made loads of friends and I’m always out socialising!

Firstly - how the flying feck do I get myself out of that one??

Secondly - does anyone know if there ARE any sites out there where you date AND socialise/make friends? You know - like fab but without shagging like rabbits? (And yes - I know it’s me doing most of the forum shagging!)

Thanks in advance!

And once again

....... HEEEEEEELP!!

Ta!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Not sure on the dating part but meet up is good for just socialising

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

You're screwed and not in a good way. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Match dot com, they do big social get togethers in various areas. Sorry don’t know of any more. But I’m sure there are some x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Not sure on the dating part but meet up is good for just socialising"

Definitely this! Good luck chick

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"You're screwed and not in a good way. Sorry "

Pretty much that

Oh what a tangled web we weave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?? mmmm i wonder if you introduce him to Fab, your really should

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not sure on the dating part but meet up is good for just socialising"

Yeah meet up is a great site, meet people, have socials, take up interests, I reccomend downloading the app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops that's a bit of a dilemma. Quickly make yourself a profile on a free dating site and point him in the direction of that one. We aren't allowed to name other sites on forum though, so Google free dating sites.x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

1) You can't get out of it

2) Send him to the pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahahaha

Nah in all seriousness.....mwahahahaha

Seriously though my dear theres fair few out there! Dont know if allowed to mention them on thread though just say you want to keep your dating and family life separate so you dont want to pop him on this one but you're more than happy to explore others as they are basically all the same. They are not like but hey that's the best way methinks

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"?? mmmm i wonder if you introduce him to Fab, your really should "

Pandoras box, haha

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Tell him that the one you’re on is for lesbians only

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Pof do speed dating events...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you trust your bro? Is he mature enough to handle the truth? I wonder why they are being specific about the site you use? Surely just saying, talk to your sis would suffice? Or do you talk about the site quite often lol..

I imagine you'd have to tone down your pics

If you think it'd help him.. then why not? I'm not sure any dating site is great when you've just been dumped or things fall apart.

Friends and family are more helpful when that happens.. for me.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mwahahaha

Nah in all seriousness.....mwahahahaha

Seriously though my dear theres fair few out there! Dont know if allowed to mention them on thread though just say you want to keep your dating and family life separate so you dont want to pop him on this one but you're more than happy to explore others as they are basically all the same. They are not like but hey that's the best way methinks "

Seriously.. Muahahahaha

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Oh no

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Let him ‘graduate’ like the rest of us. Start him on POF, he’ll find his own way here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pof and local singles night or have a quiet word with your brother about fab as it is not all about sex but socially help him set a profile up and block each others profile lol x

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By *dores blackmenWoman
over a year ago

incognito mode ;-)

Just say you would rather keep the site your on private from family,it's not a big deal

Its going to be difficult to help him sign up on a site you have never used,so you will get caught out that your lying,help him to sign up on a real dating site,remember to advise a smart normal face pic,most woman like a suit pic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you on any more vanilla sites peachy ..... can't help smiling a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to talk about fab all the time but fab feels natural and normal to me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pof and local singles night or have a quiet word with your brother about fab as it is not all about sex but socially help him set a profile up and block each others profile lol x"
can you imagine his face when he sees his sisters profile & pictures don’t think this is a good idea x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to talk about fab all the time but fab feels natural and normal to me lol x"

I've been onn here for about 13 years, it's part of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pof and local singles night or have a quiet word with your brother about fab as it is not all about sex but socially help him set a profile up and block each others profile lol x can you imagine his face when he sees his sisters profile & pictures don’t think this is a good idea x"

That is why I said to block each others profile. I have recommended fab to a few people no big deal x

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog? "

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pof maybe?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Pof maybe? "

Can you borrow a dog from there?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog? "

Are you sure you didn’t sign him up to a dogging site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right - everyone else is starting new bloody threads - now it’s my turn!!

In ten minutes my brother is coming round for dinner!

His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago - and he’s lonely bless him!

He wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

Him and mum think it’d be a great idea if he joined the ‘friendship/dating site’ I’m on - as I’m really happy, I’ve made loads of friends and I’m always out socialising!

Firstly - how the flying feck do I get myself out of that one??

Secondly - does anyone know if there ARE any sites out there where you date AND socialise/make friends? You know - like fab but without shagging like rabbits? (And yes - I know it’s me doing most of the forum shagging!)

Thanks in advance!

And once again

....... HEEEEEEELP!!

Ta! "

Go with match they do social events and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost, you want a dog for your brother but don't want to tell him about your fab life?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Pof maybe? "

Nah ..plenty of dogs maybe .. sounds wrong though

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though "

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm lost, you want a dog for your brother but don't want to tell him about your fab life? "

Yep! That’s about the size of it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive not been on meet up but heard such good reports ive recommended it to others

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - everyone else is starting new bloody threads - now it’s my turn!!

In ten minutes my brother is coming round for dinner!

His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago - and he’s lonely bless him!

He wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

Him and mum think it’d be a great idea if he joined the ‘friendship/dating site’ I’m on - as I’m really happy, I’ve made loads of friends and I’m always out socialising!

Firstly - how the flying feck do I get myself out of that one??

Secondly - does anyone know if there ARE any sites out there where you date AND socialise/make friends? You know - like fab but without shagging like rabbits? (And yes - I know it’s me doing most of the forum shagging!)

Thanks in advance!

And once again

....... HEEEEEEELP!!

Ta!

Go with match they do social events and everything "

The only one we saw was in London! He gets a nose bleed if he leaves the red rose county!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog! "

There are tears of laughter now lol x

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ive not been on meet up but heard such good reports ive recommended it to others"

I’ve actually signed up myself!

Going for a Chinese in a couple of weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy tell him you’re on match but warn him that it’s heavy with guys, just bullshit your way out of it, hope it goes well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost, you want a dog for your brother but don't want to tell him about your fab life?

Yep! That’s about the size of it! "

Dogs home and as you were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog? "

He can borrow my blue eyed bulldog puppy, hes sure to get some attention with her

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

There are tears of laughter now lol x"

Could you lend us a German Shepherd?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog? "

Ours needs a walk but I don't think he'd be happy to travel for several hours to go out with a strange man.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Loving this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right - everyone else is starting new bloody threads - now it’s my turn!!

In ten minutes my brother is coming round for dinner!

His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago - and he’s lonely bless him!

He wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

Him and mum think it’d be a great idea if he joined the ‘friendship/dating site’ I’m on - as I’m really happy, I’ve made loads of friends and I’m always out socialising!

Firstly - how the flying feck do I get myself out of that one??

Secondly - does anyone know if there ARE any sites out there where you date AND socialise/make friends? You know - like fab but without shagging like rabbits? (And yes - I know it’s me doing most of the forum shagging!)

Thanks in advance!

And once again

....... HEEEEEEELP!!

Ta!

Go with match they do social events and everything

The only one we saw was in London! He gets a nose bleed if he leaves the red rose county! "

I dont blame him i can what comes from red rose country

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Ours needs a walk but I don't think he'd be happy to travel for several hours to go out with a strange man.

"

He’s not strange! He’s just not very bright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of pof & tinder are on here so he will find this place sooner than later

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Ours needs a walk but I don't think he'd be happy to travel for several hours to go out with a strange man.

He’s not strange! He’s just not very bright! "

Neither's our dog.

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

He can borrow my blue eyed bulldog puppy, hes sure to get some attention with her "

Perfect! What time shall I expect you?

( Her! I meant her! )

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Not sure on the dating part but meet up is good for just socialising

Definitely this! Good luck chick "

. Meet up is definitely good for broadening your friends circle.I have been on it since the start of the year one of the groups I am with have regular meals , pub evening , cinema , tribute concerts I would recommend it to any one looking for local nights out or new friends.

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings


"Right - everyone else is starting new bloody threads - now it’s my turn!!

In ten minutes my brother is coming round for dinner!

His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago - and he’s lonely bless him!

He wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

Him and mum think it’d be a great idea if he joined the ‘friendship/dating site’ I’m on - as I’m really happy, I’ve made loads of friends and I’m always out socialising!

Firstly - how the flying feck do I get myself out of that one??

Secondly - does anyone know if there ARE any sites out there where you date AND socialise/make friends? You know - like fab but without shagging like rabbits? (And yes - I know it’s me doing most of the forum shagging!)

Thanks in advance!

And once again

....... HEEEEEEELP!!

Ta! "

Pof

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Ok Cupid has worked for me

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Ours needs a walk but I don't think he'd be happy to travel for several hours to go out with a strange man.

He’s not strange! He’s just not very bright!

Neither's our dog. "

It’s a match!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please please update required

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

This thread is fantastic

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Not sure on the dating part but meet up is good for just socialising

Definitely this! Good luck chick . Meet up is definitely good for broadening your friends circle.I have been on it since the start of the year one of the groups I am with have regular meals , pub evening , cinema , tribute concerts I would recommend it to any one looking for local nights out or new friends."

Yeah we’re signed up for that!

I’m going out for a Chinese!

He’s walking an invisible dog!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

He can borrow my blue eyed bulldog puppy, hes sure to get some attention with her

Perfect! What time shall I expect you?

( Her! I meant her! ) "

In about 6 hours

But in all seriousness why doesnt he just say his dog is in the vet or something and just never mert that person again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please please update required"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This funny "

*is

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog! "

Omg he will, my mate has a chihuahua and its a fanny magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pof maybe?

Can you borrow a dog from there? "

Nope but maybe a fish..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Can you borrow a dog from there? "

Nah, that's Dogs 4 U

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Please please update required"

So Jaine!

We got him an account on match!

He forked out £100 quid (I shit you not!) (Though to be fair he was royally conned! The ‘upgrade ‘ turned out to be an extra 60 quid - not 15 as it suggested!) ... so he could see all the honeys that match said were gagging to meet him!

We looked at all the honeys! It didn’t take long! Some of them even had hair AND teeth!

We then both joined meet up and put in our interests!

I’m going out for a Chinese

He’s going to walk an invisible dog (his logic was that he’s INTERESTED in potentially getting a dog at some point - so he clicked on it! He’s not that bright! )

So - Jaine - now we need to borrow a dog!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pof maybe?

Can you borrow a dog from there?

Nope but maybe a fish.. "

Are you a surrogate fish father?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone suggested Meet Up?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

Omg he will, my mate has a chihuahua and its a fanny magnet"

But is it a well behaved fanny magnet! Mum’s dog can’t even sit when it’s asked - and don’t even think about asking it to fetch!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Has anyone suggested Meet Up?"

Yes!!

I’m going for a Chinese!

He’s taking his invisible dog to a dog walking group!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone suggested Meet Up?

Yes!!

I’m going for a Chinese!

He’s taking his invisible dog to a dog walking group! "

Cool

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Pof maybe?

Can you borrow a dog from there?

Nope but maybe a fish.. "

Don’t be daft! You’ll never get a lead on a fish! It’d slip off!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Has anyone suggested Meet Up?

Yes!!

I’m going for a Chinese!

He’s taking his invisible dog to a dog walking group!

Cool "

I know! He’s not got my superior intelligence!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Please please update required

So Jaine!

We got him an account on match!

He forked out £100 quid (I shit you not!) (Though to be fair he was royally conned! The ‘upgrade ‘ turned out to be an extra 60 quid - not 15 as it suggested!) ... so he could see all the honeys that match said were gagging to meet him!

We looked at all the honeys! It didn’t take long! Some of them even had hair AND teeth!

We then both joined meet up and put in our interests!

I’m going out for a Chinese

He’s going to walk an invisible dog (his logic was that he’s INTERESTED in potentially getting a dog at some point - so he clicked on it! He’s not that bright! )

So - Jaine - now we need to borrow a dog! "

Borrow ours

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Pof maybe?

Can you borrow a dog from there?

Nope but maybe a fish..

Are you a surrogate fish father? "

Cod father?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself "

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pof maybe?

Can you borrow a dog from there?

Nope but maybe a fish..

Are you a surrogate fish father?

Cod father? "

Ah shit, I never thought of that one

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth! "

Aiming high, I like it lol x

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Are you sure you didn’t sign him up to a dogging site? "

We couldn’t! He doesn’t have a dog! Dur!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

Aiming high, I like it lol x"

Hey - we need to get ourselves on there! Fucking goddesses we are babe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

Aiming high, I like it lol x"

The highest! x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

Omg he will, my mate has a chihuahua and its a fanny magnet

But is it a well behaved fanny magnet! Mum’s dog can’t even sit when it’s asked - and don’t even think about asking it to fetch! "

lol even better, the female dog owners will feel sorry for him and help him out. Shoe in if he turns on the charm

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes "

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth! "

I have hair and teeth, as well you know

Last night I went for a Chinese, but they were shut, so I ended up with a Kebab instead

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

Omg he will, my mate has a chihuahua and its a fanny magnet

But is it a well behaved fanny magnet! Mum’s dog can’t even sit when it’s asked - and don’t even think about asking it to fetch!

lol even better, the female dog owners will feel sorry for him and help him out. Shoe in if he turns on the charm "

You reckon? Maybe I haven’t thought this through properly!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

I have hair and teeth, as well you know

Last night I went for a Chinese, but they were shut, so I ended up with a Kebab instead "

Are you absolutely certain it wasn’t just a fanny that looked like a kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos! "

Still fucking howling laughing here

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here "

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So he needs another 100 pounds for a dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan! "

Ah but what type of cardigan?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos! "

I can just imagine your face when hes been advised of this site and can you join him up right away while hes there.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

I have hair and teeth, as well you know

Last night I went for a Chinese, but they were shut, so I ended up with a Kebab instead

Are you absolutely certain it wasn’t just a fanny that looked like a kebab? "

I couldn't have given two hoots, I was Hank Marvin at the time

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan? "

There’s more than one type of cardigan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

I have hair and teeth, as well you know

Last night I went for a Chinese, but they were shut, so I ended up with a Kebab instead

Are you absolutely certain it wasn’t just a fanny that looked like a kebab? "

Not unless hes on pof! Plenty of those on there but hair, teeth and personal hygiene are all optional extras

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fuck me, you really have dug a hole for yourself

Yup! But on the plus side - I quite like Chinese food!

And one day soon I’m sure we’ll fine him someone with hair AND teeth!

Aiming high, I like it lol x

Hey - we need to get ourselves on there! Fucking goddesses we are babe! "

I'm too tight to pay £100 join up fee though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan?

There’s more than one type of cardigan? "

Oh yes.....I'm sure......well not that sure......actually no fuck it.....stick the way you are Peachy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare you to tell him the truth!..obvs agree to block each other's profiles immediately

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can do a pose with just a cardi... unbuttoned xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan?

There’s more than one type of cardigan? "

I feel I should do a montage of all my different cardigans so that you can see the different types. I just need a photographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan?

There’s more than one type of cardigan?

I feel I should do a montage of all my different cardigans so that you can see the different types. I just need a photographer.

"

I think cardigan fetish is probably a thing x to the Google-mobile

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan?

There’s more than one type of cardigan?

I feel I should do a montage of all my different cardigans so that you can see the different types. I just need a photographer.

"

On Meetup you can join yarn addicts of Manchester! I’m sure they’d LOVE your cardigan photos!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm howling with laughter - only you peachy can this happen to!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im sat here laughing at this thread.

Then im waiting for oh join here its much better than there.

Thats going to be interesting for you when it comes

God no! If he joined fab I’d have to delete 98% of my photos!

Still fucking howling laughing here

Yeah - but you won’t be when my latest ‘hot photo’ is me in a lovely skirt and cardigan!

Ah but what type of cardigan?

There’s more than one type of cardigan?

I feel I should do a montage of all my different cardigans so that you can see the different types. I just need a photographer.

On Meetup you can join yarn addicts of Manchester! I’m sure they’d LOVE your cardigan photos! "

If only I had known about this earlier. I was in Manchester yesterday (rain, hail and sunshine).

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm howling with laughter - only you peachy can this happen to!"

Tell me about it!

Can we borrow your dog?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm so invested in this thread. Please let us know what happens

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck out of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sorted yet?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh Peachy!!!!

What has your brother let himself in for?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So ..you want a fabber.. plus dog appearing to help you with your brother... explain the sudden appearance of fabber plus dog lol

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"All sorted yet?

"

Yes and no!

He’s a hundred quid down!

He hasn’t got a girlfriend yet!

He needs a dog - quick!

That’s it in a nutshell really!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So ..you want a fabber.. plus dog appearing to help you with your brother... explain the sudden appearance of fabber plus dog lol "

Yep!!

Perhaps we’ll get help from a forum lurcher!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Oh Peachy!!!!

What has your brother let himself in for? "

Anyone who trusts me to help them deserves everything they get!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"So ..you want a fabber.. plus dog appearing to help you with your brother... explain the sudden appearance of fabber plus dog lol

Yep!!

Perhaps we’ll get help from a forum lurcher! "

very clever..I saw what you did then

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Oh Peachy!!!!

What has your brother let himself in for?

Anyone who trusts me to help them deserves everything they get! "

Sisterly love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t he want to see your profile on the dating site you are on?!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Didn’t he want to see your profile on the dating site you are on?! "

Fortunately he didn’t ask - but if he had I’m on the Cupid one too - though not been online for months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t he want to see your profile on the dating site you are on?!

Fortunately he didn’t ask - but if he had I’m on the Cupid one too - though not been online for months! "

That was a save if needed, this thread has made me howl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having my husky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

There are tears of laughter now lol x

Could you lend us a German Shepherd? "

He could start a dog walking business up and earn some of that money back in the process.. win win!

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Right - we’ve got him on the match one (and got royally ripped off!) and joined meet-up!

I’ve worked out that he isn’t terribly bright! He’s already arranged to go on a dog walk and he doesn’t have a dog!

He said he likes dogs so he clicked on it!

Could anyone lend him a dog?

Omg ..I'm laughing out loud .. sorry..no dog for you though

I know - he’s a bloody idiot!

We could borrow mum’s dog - but it’s the world’s worst trained mutt! Plus it’s a westie - westies are not ‘manly’ dogs! There is absolutely no way on earth he could possibly pull with that dog!

There are tears of laughter now lol x

Could you lend us a German Shepherd?

He could start a dog walking business up and earn some of that money back in the process.. win win!"

Genius! Thank you!

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