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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been reliably informed that Holly loves pigeons and owning one would make her happy.

How the hell do a catch a pigeon for her?

I remember it didn’t work out too well for Dick Dastardly and Mutley so I have a challenge on my hands.

Shall i fashion some sort of net style trap or just buy a soft toy to make Holly’s dreams of owning a pigeon come true?

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is welcome to all the buggers that live in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you! "

Bread you say!

They will just come to me, mmmm interesting.

Then I throw a net over it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is welcome to all the buggers that live in my garden"

I think I will need a bigger net!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you!

Bread you say!

They will just come to me, mmmm interesting.

Then I throw a net over it?

"

Just pick it up! Be careful of the beak though.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Build a pigeon loft and get some racing pigeons then you get a hobby at same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you!

Bread you say!

They will just come to me, mmmm interesting.

Then I throw a net over it?

Just pick it up! Be careful of the beak though. "

Are they classed as public domain pigeons?

I wouldn’t want Mrs Pigeon sticking up posters asking for the return of her husband!!

A spell in the clink for pigeonapping wouldn’t be good.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Rats with wings....cuddly toy is the best option easier to care for

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Rats with wings....cuddly toy is the best option easier to care for "

Hear this all the time, rats are cleaner than pigeons.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt an ex racing pigeon.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Rats with wings....cuddly toy is the best option easier to care for

Hear this all the time, rats are cleaner than pigeons..... "

Didn't think rats was cleaner as they leave a trail of pee where ever they go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about something a little more exotic? A marine pigeon.

Alright, it's a seagull, but just as much of a nuisance

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Rats with wings....cuddly toy is the best option easier to care for

Hear this all the time, rats are cleaner than pigeons.....

Didn't think rats was cleaner as they leave a trail of pee where ever they go "

That's mice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a place where theres pigeons get a shoe box a stick tie fishing wire round the stick put some fish batter under the box crum it toward the back angle the box resting the stick under the edge the hide behind a tree until one comes calling once its under the box pull the string and u got a pigeon your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build a pigeon loft and get some racing pigeons then you get a hobby at same time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you!

Bread you say!

They will just come to me, mmmm interesting.

Then I throw a net over it?

Just pick it up! Be careful of the beak though.

Are they classed as public domain pigeons?

I wouldn’t want Mrs Pigeon sticking up posters asking for the return of her husband!!

A spell in the clink for pigeonapping wouldn’t be good. "

I think they find their way home if you release them. Maybe that's just racing ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets... "

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to a place where theres pigeons get a shoe box a stick tie fishing wire round the stick put some fish batter under the box crum it toward the back angle the box resting the stick under the edge the hide behind a tree until one comes calling once its under the box pull the string and u got a pigeon your welcome"

I knew I could count on you Blake to come up with a great idea

I am adding it to my plans to ensure Holly gets her dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um.....go to the park with bread? They come to you!

Bread you say!

They will just come to me, mmmm interesting.

Then I throw a net over it?

Just pick it up! Be careful of the beak though.

Are they classed as public domain pigeons?

I wouldn’t want Mrs Pigeon sticking up posters asking for the return of her husband!!

A spell in the clink for pigeonapping wouldn’t be good.

I think they find their way home if you release them. Maybe that's just racing ones? "

Holly will show her feathered friend so much love and affection that he will never want to leave.

It worked with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today outside my office building a seagull was pecking at a dead pidgeon and the crow that lives in the tree outside tried to get a bit untill the seagull pecked it off. Another crow flew down frombehind and chased off the seagull, so now the two crows are pecking at the dead pidgeon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today outside my office building a seagull was pecking at a dead pidgeon and the crow that lives in the tree outside tried to get a bit untill the seagull pecked it off. Another crow flew down frombehind and chased off the seagull, so now the two crows are pecking at the dead pidgeon."

I wish you hadn’t wrote this as poor Holly is going to be so upset

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe. "

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to a place where theres pigeons get a shoe box a stick tie fishing wire round the stick put some fish batter under the box crum it toward the back angle the box resting the stick under the edge the hide behind a tree until one comes calling once its under the box pull the string and u got a pigeon your welcome

I knew I could count on you Blake to come up with a great idea

I am adding it to my plans to ensure Holly gets her dream "
shes told me loads how badly she wants to keep pigeons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to a place where theres pigeons get a shoe box a stick tie fishing wire round the stick put some fish batter under the box crum it toward the back angle the box resting the stick under the edge the hide behind a tree until one comes calling once its under the box pull the string and u got a pigeon your welcome

I knew I could count on you Blake to come up with a great idea

I am adding it to my plans to ensure Holly gets her dream shes told me loads how badly she wants to keep pigeons"

Pigeons!!!

I thought she only wanted one

I am not going to get a look in if she has lots of them

I best start building a loft for myself!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to a place where theres pigeons get a shoe box a stick tie fishing wire round the stick put some fish batter under the box crum it toward the back angle the box resting the stick under the edge the hide behind a tree until one comes calling once its under the box pull the string and u got a pigeon your welcome

I knew I could count on you Blake to come up with a great idea

I am adding it to my plans to ensure Holly gets her dream shes told me loads how badly she wants to keep pigeons

Pigeons!!!

I thought she only wanted one

I am not going to get a look in if she has lots of them

I best start building a loft for myself!!!! "
3 racers and a collared dove in case they get religion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon) "

I don’t know if she would settle for doves, it’s over to you Blake.

Would Holly settle for doves or am i still on the hunt for pigeons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon)

I don’t know if she would settle for doves, it’s over to you Blake.

Would Holly settle for doves or am i still on the hunt for pigeons?

"
1 collared dove its wife got eaten by badgers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hide behind a tree with an Acme anvil and a large elastic band...oh .. that's for catching road runners

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon)

I don’t know if she would settle for doves, it’s over to you Blake.

Would Holly settle for doves or am i still on the hunt for pigeons?

"

Dove coops are beautiful to....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon)

I don’t know if she would settle for doves, it’s over to you Blake.

Would Holly settle for doves or am i still on the hunt for pigeons?

1 collared dove its wife got eaten by badgers"

Don’t tell me she likes badgers now!!

I am pretty sure she doesn’t as i badger her all the time and still don’t get my own way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Dove coops are beautiful to...."

At this rate i will be hiring Bill Odie to convert her home into a bird friendly place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are a twat!

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for catching a pigeon OP I wouldn't recommend it, pigeons carry alsorts of diseases and are classed as vermin....I'm a pest control officer so they are not suitable as pets...

Holly would be so upset to hear anyone calling her beloved pigeons vermin so keep that one under your hat.

I would make sure it had all it’s shots i made sure i had mine before meeting Holly and as she will probably end up cuddling her new friend as much as me i want to feel sure she is safe.

Sorry OP...How about 2 doves? They mate forever and are a true sign of never ending love.....(and look a bit like a pigeon)

I don’t know if she would settle for doves, it’s over to you Blake.

Would Holly settle for doves or am i still on the hunt for pigeons?

1 collared dove its wife got eaten by badgers

Don’t tell me she likes badgers now!!

I am pretty sure she doesn’t as i badger her all the time and still don’t get my own way! "

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"

Dove coops are beautiful to....

At this rate i will be hiring Bill Odie to convert her home into a bird friendly place "

whatever you get H I'm sure she,ll love it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Dove coops are beautiful to....

At this rate i will be hiring Bill Odie to convert her home into a bird friendly place

whatever you get H I'm sure she,ll love it.... "

I am sure she will but i am in trouble for letting Holly’s secret love of pigeons out of the bag!!

I will definitely be adding two doves to the houseful of pigeons to make up for it

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Start with an egg and see how you get on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start with an egg and see how you get on"

What an excellent idea

When they hatch they will think of Holly as mum!

She is going to be over the moon Mr M and I will make sure she thanks you.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Start with an egg and see how you get on

What an eggcellent idea

When they hatch they will think of Holly as mum!

She is going to be over the moon Mr M and I will make sure she thanks you. "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pest controller and would not reccomend you catch a pigeon , they carry nasty pathogens . If you really want one , go for tumblers and tipplers, or racing pigeons

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

My friend has a rubber pigeon decoy that sits on her kitchen bench, much easier to keep!

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