FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless thread

By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

On the back of last night's thread about forum users who don't start threads, I thought I'd start one.

I have nothing of any significance to say but I haven't let this deter me.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the better. Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cold and I've got a nipple on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go to the shops for milk soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start work in twenty minutes. So I’ve decided now is a good time to poop.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I need a haircut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping for better weather today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working "from home"

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By *hesinnersCouple
over a year ago

coventry

I am watching the snooker xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a haircut"

I'm gonna shave my own head in a short while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm working "from home""

I am, had a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start work in twenty minutes. So I’ve decided now is a good time to poop. "

I tend to do my pooing at work

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I went to the supermarket this morning and forgot to buy Fanta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post?

No bab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I need a haircut

I'm gonna shave my own head in a short while "

Awww. But I will still need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an insignificant piece of Stardust.

But for around 70 years a happy piece of insignificant Stardust

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

I’m drinking too much tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just dusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start work in twenty minutes. So I’ve decided now is a good time to poop.

I tend to do my pooing at work "

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the last layer of a Rubik’s cube behind my back or blindfolded

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My feet are cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present dilemma: Forecast said rain only it’s not and the cats want a walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a haircut

I'm gonna shave my own head in a short while

Awww. But I will still need one

I could do yours too, I'm only capable of 1 style tho

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'm cold

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Now this is my kind of thread

I would like a coffee and I’m probably going to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel ggggggggreat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to take my dog for a walk in the rain...

..mainly because I don't have a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F1 or snooker ?... not sure

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’m wondering if I’ve time to go shopping for milk and bits also before my appointment or after, 3rd world problems I know...

Also draining the last bit of tea out of the pot so I know where I’ll be heading soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F1 or snooker ?... not sport"

Sorted your typo for you, fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I went to heat up soup and forgot to put the cooker on.

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By *amesRobs1987Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"I need a haircut"

I also need a haircut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get to the gym!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I feel ggggggggreat...

God you look great as well. Look at that smile! What toothpaste do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a haircut

I also need a haircut."

Me too.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thank you to all that have posted so far. All of your posts are magnificently insignificant.

Excellent job people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many threads is to many to start in a day ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Thank you to all that have posted so far. All of your posts are magnificently insignificant.

Excellent job people. "

Excellent thread Seduced. I didn’t even have to think too much

I’m going to pop back again later I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the man who inspired this thread, you’re very welcome.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm going home at 4 o'clock.

On a train.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I need to have a shower, shit and a shave. Although not in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bank balance is so small it's insignificant

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"How many threads is to many to start in a day ? "

The answer is one. One is too many.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m the man who inspired this thread, you’re very welcome. "

I'm slightly grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car tyres have 7mm tread on the back and 5 mm on the front. I like tyres and jimmy hill.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've not moved since I last posted. Starting to need a pee though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tree I’m leaning against isn’t very comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x"
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What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog..

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By *anilla no kinkWoman
over a year ago

plymouth

I’ve just made a cuppa tea and having a chocolate biscuit aswell yummy

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

I'm debating on whether to go to the laundrette, or send hubby.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've not moved since I last posted. Starting to need a pee though. "

Go! Nothing of any importance or even of any interest will be posted rest assured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many threads is to many to start in a day ?

The answer is one. One is too many. "

Okay, I’ve started 2 already and I’m currently working on the third one, it needs a bit of tweaking, I set very high standards for myself.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My car tyres have 7mm tread on the back and 5 mm on the front. I like tyres and jimmy hill. "

What you just said then was really really boring. Thank you for embracing this post with such gusto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the bloody paw patrols in asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"How many threads is to many to start in a day ?

The answer is one. One is too many.

Okay, I’ve started 2 already and I’m currently working on the third one, it needs a bit of tweaking, I set very high standards for myself."

A third? That's ludicrous! Are they as boring and pointless as this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog.."

If only! It's an electrolysis thingy for zapping moles! Got some to remove before getting naked in the sun

Ps I have had them checked with the gp before removing them myself!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a itchy nose

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

Looks like it's going to rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog just farted and ran away...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm online.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Today I'm wearing mostly grey although my t-shirt is red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's OK OP, we'll let you off because you're so gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog.."

.OP she won't tell us what's in the parcel.. what would you say

it is ?It's not fair she won't tell us it's not fair Im gonna SULK

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m looking at it raining outside.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog..

.OP she won't tell us what's in the parcel.. what would you say

it is ?It's not fair she won't tell us it's not fair Im gonna SULK

Look up ^^

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Today I'm wearing mostly grey although my t-shirt is red"

This information is pointless. Well done you.

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

"I’m looking at it raining outside....."
Is it wet rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend called Brian and i say 'I'm Brian and so is my wife' on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog..

.OP she won't tell us what's in the parcel.. what would you say

it is ?It's not fair she won't tell us it's not fair Im gonna SULK

it's ok OP she told us it's some sort of vibrator thingy

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog..

.OP she won't tell us what's in the parcel.. what would you say

it is ?It's not fair she won't tell us it's not fair Im gonna SULK

Geezer, we are not supposed to show any interest in what people post. They are boring and mundane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've finished work for the week, currently waiting for a parcel. Had a lady wank, 2 cups of tea and deforested....still waiting

Peach x.

What's in the parcel? we NEED to know. I think its a puppy dog..

.OP she won't tell us what's in the parcel.. what would you say

it is ?It's not fair she won't tell us it's not fair Im gonna SULK

it's ok OP she told us it's some sort of vibrator thingy"

Haha! I'd rather be waiting lube in hand for a new toy

Peach x

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have a friend called Brian and i say 'I'm Brian and so is my wife' on a regular basis. "

More drivel. Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently eating a bag of crisp with 1 hand & using my phone with the other I can multitask

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

I’ve just mopped my kitchen floor! Love my mop..

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By *earlythereCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Today’s insignificance is just had car cleaned and as I pulled of forecourt a bird ?? covered it in shit !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never met a nice South African.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The lino in my kitchen is light green and the carpet in most of the rest of the house is a darker shade of green

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By *earlythereCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

What’s your mops name !!

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"What’s your mops name !! "

I’ve copied Mrs Hinch and I’ve got the Tracy Mop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just sat here wondering if I could get a small piece of broccoli in my japs eye,I'll try later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just sat here wondering if I could get a small piece of broccoli in my japs eye,I'll try later"

Pictures or it didn't happen

Peach x

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"That's OK OP, we'll let you off because you're so gorgeous

Predictable! Excellent. Thank you for your contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today’s insignificance is just had car cleaned and as I pulled of forecourt a bird ?? covered it in shit !!!"

I used to live just outside Walsall, place called bloxwich, just thought I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just sat here wondering if I could get a small piece of broccoli in my japs eye,I'll try later

Pictures or it didn't happen

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first time in prison, away from my girlfriend at the time, I struggled through the night with a huge erection......sadly it wasnt mine!"

Random acquaintance said this to me in the pub, first time meeting him. Allllllrighty then!!!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’ve just mopped my kitchen floor! Love my mop.. "

Is is a Vileda?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Today’s insignificance is just had car cleaned and as I pulled of forecourt a bird ?? covered it in shit !!!

I used to live just outside Walsall, place called bloxwich, just thought I'd say"

Bloxwich is an insignicant stain on the map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today’s insignificance is just had car cleaned and as I pulled of forecourt a bird ?? covered it in shit !!!

I used to live just outside Walsall, place called bloxwich, just thought I'd say

Bloxwich is an insignicant stain on the map."

Agreed

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’ve just mopped my kitchen floor! Love my mop..

Is is a Vileda? "

Yes

. I bought into the hype.. Mr almost fainted at the cost and that was on offer.. I feel like I have to use it a lot to justify it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a pair of matching socks

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve just booked a company car in for a service.

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By *earlythereCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m watching the washing machine

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve just mopped my kitchen floor! Love my mop.. "

Someone's profile name was MoP a while back.

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By *earlythereCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No paw patrols in morribogs eithrr huuuuulk smaaaaaaaaash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wart on my finger once so i put jif on it. It worked but left a powdery residue.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No paw patrols in morribogs eithrr huuuuulk smaaaaaaaaash"

Maybe just get a salad.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I had a wart on my finger once so i put jif on it. It worked but left a powdery residue. "

Jif/cif is the best thing to clean upvc window frames.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m watching the washing machine

I was thinking about twin tubs the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a wart on my finger once so i put jif on it. It worked but left a powdery residue.

Jif/cif is the best thing to clean upvc window frames. "

And warts, and when they fall off you can put them in a paper bag and put sugar on them and they will look like jelly tots.

Wanna sweet?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I had a wart on my finger once so i put jif on it. It worked but left a powdery residue.

Jif/cif is the best thing to clean upvc window frames.

And warts, and when they fall off you can put them in a paper bag and put sugar on them and they will look like jelly tots.

Wanna sweet? "

Fuckinell! How big were your warts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a wart on my finger once so i put jif on it. It worked but left a powdery residue.

Jif/cif is the best thing to clean upvc window frames.

And warts, and when they fall off you can put them in a paper bag and put sugar on them and they will look like jelly tots.

Wanna sweet?

Fuckinell! How big were your warts? "

Can't remember but couldn't read brail.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Oh good god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan"

I still like tractors. I drive one for 2 hours every Thursday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes are itchy and swollen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan

I still like tractors. I drive one for 2 hours every Thursday morning. "

Think you missed my joke there me thinks

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

How can I extract this bum fluff with my toothbrush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shaved my head now, anyone wanna see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan

I still like tractors. I drive one for 2 hours every Thursday morning.

Think you missed my joke there me thinks"

Oh yeah!

still. Its a worthy contribution to a thread of mundanities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to like tractors, I don't anymore, I'm an ex-tractor fan

I still like tractors. I drive one for 2 hours every Thursday morning.

Think you missed my joke there me thinks

Oh yeah!

still. Its a worthy contribution to a thread of mundanities

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shaved my head now, anyone wanna see? "

Naaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seagull shat on my chips....dont want them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seagull shat on my chips....dont want them now

Pass em here im fuckin starving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shaved my head now, anyone wanna see?

Naaaaaaa"

Sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having a cuppa

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my coffee too hot to drink yet??

Ouch!!! Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're lost in Tescos, caught in a trap, no frozen meat, we're lost in Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's OK OP, we'll let you off because you're so gorgeous

Predictable! Excellent. Thank you for your contribution. "

I aim to please, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seagull shat on my chips....dont want them now

Pass em here im fuckin starving. "

Chucks them over! They are from that chippy down the strand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seagull shat on my chips....dont want them now

Pass em here im fuckin starving.

Chucks them over! They are from that chippy down the strand lol "

Boss chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seagull shat on my chips....dont want them now

Pass em here im fuckin starving.

Chucks them over! They are from that chippy down the strand lol

Boss chippy

Legendary chippy tis true

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm going home at 4 o'clock.

On a train.

I left the office at 4 as planned.

I'm now on the train.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Great thread Op. You should do more if this is the standard of them.

I'm using my phone to send this message. It's officially the weekend.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The wind is blowing

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The wind is blowing"

Actually that might be me...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Meh somebody just sent me a work email - I'm ignoring it

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great thread Op. You should do more if this is the standard of them.

I'm using my phone to send this message. It's officially the weekend."

Wow, woman sends message by phone, more on this later. And now back to Chris in the studio.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Pointless starts in 13 minutes.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Drove home noticing car registration plates thinking ‘nice’, I saw 2 cars, 1 with C0C and 1 with FAF.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x"

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pointless starts in 13 minutes."

4 minutes now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Lmao! This

sorry Peachy but this is funny!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Please keep me posted on how this works out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right boob hurts and I’m bored as shit

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My right boob hurts and I’m bored as shit"

Mwaah, kisses for your sore boob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wind is blowing

Actually that might be me...

Beans for lunch was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My right boob hurts and I’m bored as shit

Mwaah, kisses for your sore boob x"

Just don’t kiss my boob, it’s very tender lol xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Please keep me posted on how this works out x"

Seriously - does anyone know of a decent dating site where you can meet people 1 to 1 AND socialise? Like fab without all the shagging (ok - admittedly it’s me doing most of the shagging!

) I could really do with some help here!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Lmao! This

sorry Peachy but this is funny! "

Buggroff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Lmao! This

sorry Peachy but this is funny!

Buggroff!

To a tamer dating website? Any recommendations?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Please keep me posted on how this works out x

Seriously - does anyone know of a decent dating site where you can meet people 1 to 1 AND socialise? Like fab without all the shagging (ok - admittedly it’s me doing most of the shagging!

) I could really do with some help here!

Not a clue but really funny thinking how you are going to get out of this one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ate a doughnut and then stumped my toe!!

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I've done the hoovering and can't be arsed to do anything else now.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I've just seen Amanda Holden doing her "me, me, me, look at me" thing and switched over

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Lmao! This

sorry Peachy but this is funny!

Buggroff!

To a tamer dating website? Any recommendations?

‘iss off you Mrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the back of last night's thread about forum users who don't start threads, I thought I'd start one.

I have nothing of any significance to say but I haven't let this deter me.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the better. Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

I just had a poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Lmao! This

sorry Peachy but this is funny!

Buggroff!

To a tamer dating website? Any recommendations?

‘iss off you Mrs!

Awwwww and I was so nice to you on your thread too

x should I piss off to that one instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the back of last night's thread about forum users who don't start threads, I thought I'd start one.

I have nothing of any significance to say but I haven't let this deter me.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the better. Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

I just had a poo."

Did you yell 'Khannnnnnn!' during it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my predictive text is absolute ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos had paw patrol

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Argos had paw patrol

You're obsessed. Can't you play Pepper Pig instead?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just had a conversation about my bed slats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah!

My brother is coming for dinner today. His girlfriend dumped him a few weeks ago so he wants me to help him set up a dating site profile!

He and my mum think I should set him up on the ‘dating/friendship site’ I’m on - because I’m always out, I’ve made lots of friends on it and I seem to be really happy!

Now get out of that one Peachy!

Made me chuckle x

Yeah I’d chuckle too if I wasn’t the one in the shit!

Please keep me posted on how this works out x

Seriously - does anyone know of a decent dating site where you can meet people 1 to 1 AND socialise? Like fab without all the shagging (ok - admittedly it’s me doing most of the shagging!

) I could really do with some help here!

How you gonna get out of this one peachy?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Great thread Op. You should do more if this is the standard of them.

I'm using my phone to send this message. It's officially the weekend."

Another thread? Can people deal with this level of mundane shite again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seduced is an anagram of Deduces

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Desserts is stressed backwards ... don't get stressed, eat more desserts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy rainbow coloured faf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pointless thread 2 will be as dull as dishwater

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"pointless thread 2 will be as dull as dishwater

Great. My work here is done then?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My tea is nearly ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pointless thread 2 will be as dull as dishwater

Great. My work here is done then? "

. oh no deerio you have to start a thread 2. its your baby and your still breast feeding it so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my radio is always on the world service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know 2 people who both live in the same house number, how wierd is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read something in a book about something or other.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Yellow matter custard; dripping from a dead dogs eye,

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess; boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yellow matter custard; dripping from a dead dogs eye,

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess; boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down..."

I Am The Walrus! Love it

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yellow matter custard; dripping from a dead dogs eye,

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess; boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down..."

What have you been taking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The End

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