FabSwingers.com forum: Why weren’t cows

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skunk - Fart Squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish...swims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it sounds better when you’re driving in the car saying cows! Look kids cows over there! Than mooses! Look mooses in that field!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Pigs - Gobblers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moose...cows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because it sounds better when you’re driving in the car saying cows! Look kids cows over there! Than mooses! Look mooses in that field! "

They must have known people would drive passed cows in cars someday. They really do think of everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moose...cows"

Have I not just done that one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows is a perfectly good Anglo-Saxon name.

As for moose, I prefer Elk .

Ducks though should be called quackers and chickens called pecker-feckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because it sounds better when you’re driving in the car saying cows! Look kids cows over there! Than mooses! Look mooses in that field!

They must have known people would drive passed cows in cars someday. They really do think of everything. "

They so do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moose...cows

Have I not just done that one ?

No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moose...cows

Have I not just done that one ?

No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now

Oh god help us

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dung Beetles - Shit Rollers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

Because daisy sounds more quaint than moose.

You could sponsor a cow and call it moose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it should be Moo's not Moose

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Chuggypig is better than wood louse if we're doing insects

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dung Beetles - Shit Rollers "

They were the first animal to invent the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't dogs called Sofa Wolves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moose...cows

Have I not just done that one ?

No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now

Oh god help us "

God.....Scott Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moose...cows

Have I not just done that one ?

No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now

Please say you’re joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely it should be Moo's not Moose

Moose is the Latin name I think.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cows were originally called milkaphorius bigsmellyshitus. But that was a mouthful and one day some guy in southern Outer Mongolia said fuck this that’s one dirty cow and the name stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes should have been Talls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cows were originally called milkaphorius bigsmellyshitus. But that was a mouthful and one day some guy in southern Outer Mongolia said fuck this that’s one dirty cow and the name stuck "

I did not know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren't dogs called Sofa Wolves?"

And cats are house tigers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moose...cows

Have I not just done that one ?

No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now

Please say you’re joking

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs in my local kebab shop are called dinner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffes should have been Talls"

Or Longnecked Kicky Horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bears = furrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs....shitdroppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parrots= swear birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes- nope ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes- nope ropes"

dunno why that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why aren't dogs called Sofa Wolves?

And cats are house tigers!"

Siberian tigers - Death Zebras

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snakes- nope ropes"

Or Angry Ropes

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Wasps - cunts with wings.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Seagull-Beach Chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seagull-Beach Chicken."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wasps - cunts with wings."

Stripey bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it should be Moo's not Moose

Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cow - Doris

Cows - Doriss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who first milked a cow and where did they get the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

panda bears-

Teddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasps - cunts with wings."

Bumblebees -fuzzy butts.

You can't be scared of something called fuzzy butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rhinoceros..

a horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fact .

the Welsh for 'sheep shearing' is

striptease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bald eagle =cockfarters cos cock farts are cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cow that smokes.

a Chewbacca!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats= horny devils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons-Coos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lama -pi meat( anagram of OP)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasps - cunts with wings.

Bumblebees -fuzzy butts.

You can't be scared of something called fuzzy butt

Fly - Sky raisin.

Wasp - Jalopeno sky raisin.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Raccoon - trash panda

Hippo - dangerous water cow

Bunny - fuzzy booplesnoot

Zebra - prison pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a rhinoceros..

a horny."

Curvy unicorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog - spiky hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raccoon - trash panda

Hippo - dangerous water cow

Bunny - fuzzy booplesnoot

Zebra - prison pony"
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aww prison pony good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are not supposed to eat cows, why are they made of meat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Squirrels - tree rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirrels - tree rats "
but what about ground squirrels? Rat rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zebra = Toon horse

Cat = smug dwarf lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirrels - tree rats but what about ground squirrels? Rat rats"

the Latin for rats is rattus rattus ..you'd confuse the poor English red squirrels..( not them foreign invading grey Yankee b*******)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins - Formal Chickens

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"a rhinoceros..

a horny."

I prefer chubby unicorn

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Birds - flappy flap flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog.

Cutie Mc.Cute face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cat on its eighth life . .

octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

eh I did this thread before you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

eh I did this thread before you

My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

eh I did this thread before you

My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

eh I did this thread before you

My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?

Is that the only emoji you’ve got ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

eh I did this thread before you

My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?

Is that the only emoji you’ve got ? "

no,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rabbit north of England.

.a hopscotch

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over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Crocodile- dangerous log.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Giraffe - Lanky Bambi

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tortoise -walking rock

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Pigs oinks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cuddles, dinner or Fkin hell! Depending on what you might do with them or them to you.

Albatross - big flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wondered why hyenas weren’t called Tony Blair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we are not supposed to eat cows, why are they made of meat? "

Im sure cannibals say the same thing for people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"called Moose.

Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.

Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?

Cows weren't discovered they were invented.

The first Moose to be invented was blind, why that was I have no eye dear.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

rabbits = underground chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

That's a bit one sided.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

someone laugh at my 'no eye dear' joke.

NOW

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?"

No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.

Hurry up .... it's life changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?

No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.

Hurry up .... it's life changing"

i mentioned you in grandparents name thread ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows should have been called moos, one cow=one moo.

Sheep=baaas.

Chickens=bucks.

Dogs=woofs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrel- tree rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badger - Angry fucker!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Surely it should be Moo's not Moose

Fact."

Why would moos have an apostrophe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it should be Moo's not Moose

Fact.

Why would moos have an apostrophe ?"

something to lean against when it's raining ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one

Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?

No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.

Hurry up .... it's life changing

i mentioned you in grandparents name thread ..

Well I never saw that thread. I'm going to do a search and see what i'm missing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

couldn't find it ..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

found it

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