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How does it Smell down there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know...

Some smell wonderful and taste like water and some smell like you never want to know what it tastes like..... Ever....

Why??

Yeah after 3 days or So I can get bad but knowing I'm about to meet or beat I'm taking a shower...

Fastidiously clean was how a girl referred to me the other day...

I still need to Google that word..

I've never in the time between a shower and getting down to the business found myself unpresentable though.

A bad smell alone can break my hard on and turn a good meet bad

How in the hell can you be polite or tactful about this subject?

How is it some girls come out of the shower and don't smell any better?

Do ladies have these experiences with men?

How do some guys have the stomach to go down on a bad smell?

(not sure if I want the answer to this..)

But I'm hella curious...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a supply of clothes pegs for just this very purpose

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Have you been with a girl who didn’t smell better straight out of the shower or are you just assuming that because you washed before the meet that she did too?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Have you been with a girl who didn’t smell better straight out of the shower or are you just assuming that because you washed before the meet that she did too? "

Would you make a shampoo advert and flick your hair in a sexy manner?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Have you been with a girl who didn’t smell better straight out of the shower or are you just assuming that because you washed before the meet that she did too?

Would you make a shampoo advert and flick your hair in a sexy manner? "

Is that a trick question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a supply of clothes pegs for just this very purpose "

Plastic, or have you got wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't shower for 3 days at a time?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I think you need some female health education and suggest you hit Google asking what bacterial vaginosis is. Which is often actually caused by woman washing too much.

Quick education lesson for you. A vagina is naturally acidic and full of bacteria, good and bad. When that good bacteria is washed away from too much washing it can let the bad bacteria form and therefore create a smell. Thus woman washes more and makes the issue worse. Sperm can also cause BV as its pH is around 8 where as a vagina is around 3. When the pH level is affected again smells can start.

Be lucky you have a penis that you can just wash and not worry about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been with a girl who didn’t smell better straight out of the shower or are you just assuming that because you washed before the meet that she did too? "

I've been unfortunate enough to have had Both experiences...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water tastes disgusting minges are full of flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being "too clean" can cause females problems that make their lady bits smell bad, ya know?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't shower for 3 days at a time?! "

Talk about cherry picking and taking things out of context....

Which newspaper do you work for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op I think you need some female health education and suggest you hit Google asking what bacterial vaginosis is. Which is often actually caused by woman washing too much.

Quick education lesson for you. A vagina is naturally acidic and full of bacteria, good and bad. When that good bacteria is washed away from too much washing it can let the bad bacteria form and therefore create a smell. Thus woman washes more and makes the issue worse. Sperm can also cause BV as its pH is around 8 where as a vagina is around 3. When the pH level is affected again smells can start.

Be lucky you have a penis that you can just wash and not worry about "

This is fascinating haha

Thanks for the lesson

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?"

But dangerous if you're going to be purring your face down there though

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?

But dangerous if you're going to be purring your face down there though "

Purring

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Yeah after 3 days or So I can get bad but knowing I'm about to meet or beat I'm taking a shower...

Err....

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah after 3 days or So I can get bad but knowing I'm about to meet or beat I'm taking a shower...

Err.... "

So I'm the only one on Fab that's ever been to a festival?

Or been camping?

Or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?

But dangerous if you're going to be purring your face down there though "

I imagine it would feel quite nice, but then I’m that weirdo that likes the mint shower gels

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I do both, but I do always shower regardless of wherever I am.

I really can't manage without the daily shower, even if I do it's out of a refilled 2 litre bottle under a sorong it still happens at a festival or camping or anywhere.

I have never not had shower within 36 hours in 25 years.

I'm not passing any judgment, what works for me might not work for other people, and you're only responsible for your own personal hygiene so long as it doesn't bother others.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?

But dangerous if you're going to be purring your face down there though

I imagine it would feel quite nice, but then I’m that weirdo that likes the mint shower gels "

Good point, you try it and let me know

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"I imagine it would feel quite nice, but then I’m that weirdo that likes the mint shower gels "

Me too. I like a nice tingle in the morning. Makes you feel alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never gone 3 days without a shower tbh.

And luckily I’ve never met a male or female who smells. Not much help there sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine it would feel quite nice, but then I’m that weirdo that likes the mint shower gels

Me too. I like a nice tingle in the morning. Makes you feel alive! "
better than feeling dead i suppose

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

All girls have a bit of a different flavour in my experience, slightly musky but definitely not unpleasant is how it should be.

I have had one that was a fishy turn off once though, and another that although clean had a taste/smell like freshly laid tar closevup which put me off a bit

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

A healthy vagina smells like a healthy vagina

A poor smelling vagina will very likely be infected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash daily using femfresh. Never use other soaps down there.

A bad, off putting smell will mean infection like BV.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do both, but I do always shower regardless of wherever I am.

I really can't manage without the daily shower, even if I do it's out of a refilled 2 litre bottle under a sorong it still happens at a festival or camping or anywhere.

I have never not had shower within 36 hours in 25 years.

I'm not passing any judgment, what works for me might not work for other people, and you're only responsible for your own personal hygiene so long as it doesn't bother others. "

I'm 35 this year, I've had an interesting life, so the few instances in the last 20 years are the only reference points I have to identify with someone in that situation to understand where they're coming from...

I've had mental health problems in the past.

I know, Good personal hygiene = good mental health

Bad personal hygiene = bad mental health.

So I keep my personal hygiene, my surroundings and belongings clean as anything else indicates I'm losing my mind hahaha

And no one has explained what the word fastidious means yet either haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe Vicks rub under the nose?

But dangerous if you're going to be purring your face down there though

I imagine it would feel quite nice, but then I’m that weirdo that likes the mint shower gels

Good point, you try it and let me know "

I'm loving this whole mint, vicks rub sub topic developing here.

Not sure if I'm in, I'll find out if she is, but the ideas are top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All girls have a bit of a different flavour in my experience, slightly musky but definitely not unpleasant is how it should be.

I have had one that was a fishy turn off once though, and another that although clean had a taste/smell like freshly laid tar closevup which put me off a bit "

Here's a man with experience and quality content haha

Spot on too! All different flavours but nothing unpleasant

I'm extremely hesitant or unlikely to taste anything that smells unpleasant..

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