FabSwingers.com forum: queefs

By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

if you don't know a queef is a fanny fart. is it ok to laugh if a woman fanny farts or should you be respect the woman and hold a poker face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title made me laugh, so I’d go with laugh

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girlfriend had this happen in doggy position. She was embarrassed. I was amused. I'm a bad person...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I thought this thread was about hair!

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"A girlfriend had this happen in doggy position. She was embarrassed. I was amused. I'm a bad person...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about hair!

Quifs pmsl

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I thought this thread was about hair!

Quifs pmsl

Omg I need a new glasses script....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a Lady Gaga tribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about hair!

You’ve got a thing about hair today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't know a queef is a fanny fart. is it ok to laugh if a woman fanny farts or should you be respect the woman and hold a poker face? "

I think if the girl laughs then laugh, but you might embarrass her if she isn't laughing. Personally I think it's fucking funny but I am immature like that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I thought this thread was about hair!

You’ve got a thing about hair today

Hahahaha this is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girlfriend had this happen in doggy position. She was embarrassed. I was amused. I'm a bad person...

Naughty boy

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

Had this happen to me on a meet recently. We both laughed about it. But I'd probably see what her reaction is before you laugh.

It happens to us all at some point in sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't know a queef is a fanny fart. is it ok to laugh if a woman fanny farts or should you be respect the woman and hold a poker face?

I think if the girl laughs then laugh, but you might embarrass her if she isn't laughing. Personally I think it's fucking funny but I am immature like that

I’d laugh. I do laugh, he laughed. What’s wrong with laughing anyway during sex. Supposed to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a giggler any sort of bodily function noise makes be laugh

Might be a little immature in that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about hair!

Quifs pmsl

Haha nice. What other hair styles would look good? Afro, mohawk, centre parting

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Just one of those things, I personally quite like it. (It makes me smile).

Clicking body parts however, I'm a "clicky" person and it feels good to click a joint.

When someone else does it however it sounds really painful.

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"Just one of those things, I personally quite like it. (It makes me smile).

Clicking body parts however, I'm a "clicky" person and it feels good to click a joint.

When someone else does it however it sounds really painful.

yeah I can relate to that haha

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

Beaver burp ffs

I pretty much always laugh, because, well, it's a funny noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like when it happens between boobs too - your bodies end up being like instruments

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

Beaver Burps?! Best name ever. I will only use this henceforth! Send out the heralds!

Queef is a shit word anyway.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i do.one i can.ignore it but if they carry on im just in a fit of giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t fanny fart but when we had a meet the other day with a lovely lady, when Doughnut was doing his thing below, I was about to cum and farted, I was mortified, I get funny about it when we are alone let alone when we have a guest! Thankfully she is a close friend now and saw the funny side of it but I lost my mojo for a bit lol.

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

Beaver Burps?! Best name ever. I will only use this henceforth! Send out the heralds!

Queef is a shit word anyway."

well it seemed to make other people smile.

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"I didn’t fanny fart but when we had a meet the other day with a lovely lady, when Doughnut was doing his thing below, I was about to cum and farted, I was mortified, I get funny about it when we are alone let alone when we have a guest! Thankfully she is a close friend now and saw the funny side of it but I lost my mojo for a bit lol."

lool

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

Beaver Burps?! Best name ever. I will only use this henceforth! Send out the heralds!

Queef is a shit word anyway.

well it seemed to make other people smile. "

The noise makes me giggle, the word never did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I don't think my cock is girthy enough to cause one!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

React the same way as the woman, it's safer.

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

"Aka beaver burps. I’d take your lead from the woman. I personally find them hilarious

Beaver Burps?! Best name ever. I will only use this henceforth! Send out the heralds!

Queef is a shit word anyway.

well it seemed to make other people smile.

The noise makes me giggle, the word never did."

maybe you should start a thread on what is the appropriate term for vaginal flatulence then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't know a queef is a fanny fart. is it ok to laugh if a woman fanny farts or should you be respect the woman and hold a poker face? "

Respect, why wouldn't you? It's just sex stuff. But know what you mean op i pretend it didn't happen. Think that's the best stuff though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

It's good to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find laughing or ignoring are both fairly good options

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

It sometimes happens when you stick it in her poop shoot, it dislodges the trapped air in her vajayjay and a little muff puff pops out unexpectedly.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"It sometimes happens when you stick it in her poop shoot, it dislodges the trapped air in her vajayjay and a little muff puff pops out unexpectedly."

Doh..you make it sound so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sometimes happens when you stick it in her poop shoot, it dislodges the trapped air in her vajayjay and a little muff puff pops out unexpectedly."

Well put sir,

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By *nderIwonder. OP Man
over a year ago

2nd City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girlfriend had this happen in doggy position. She was embarrassed. I was amused. I'm a bad person...

Like every other man who laughs coz it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I queefed rather vigorously and prolonged on my last mmf, in front of both men. I was a bit embarrassed and giggled a bit. The other guy said "air goes in air comes out" x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I still think it's a hair style ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both laugh as it's funny and not my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout i want louder let them rip girl mooooooooore

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Sex is noisy, sex is messy. Part of what I love about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A queef is the last of my worries, I was having sex on holiday years ago, and I don't know if she had been drinking the local water, or had some dodgy sea food, but she was on top, and I was pounding her from underneath, and basically her arse exploded, in this situation there is no way of consoling someone, all you can do is clean up as best you can while they have a shower.

I literally fucked the shit out of her

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