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Have you been abducted by aliens?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How can we tell them apart from humans?.

What did they do to you?

What are there plans for Earth?

What songs do they like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there was that one guy and the probing....

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By *ornyhornytwoCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

No, we haven't... Think a few messaged us on here tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I got a blowjob which felt like it was from outer space. It made me dizzy!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Can you imaginary there equivalent to David Attenborough and there series of life on planet Earth would look like..

We would be shit for sure..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Earthquake on Mars.. *COVER UP*

Aliens putting the bins out..more like.. Its a conspiracy ..Trust no one..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why would they visit this boring planet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would they visit this boring planet?

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they dont have Jaffa Cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would they visit this boring planet? "

Crabsticks of course, they are delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very depressing thought is that we are alone in this universe. Followed by we are not, and our neighbours are hostile. I imagine though that most other forms of life must be like primitive life here on earth. Slimy, scaley but with sharp teeth or beaks. Probably best left alone but might one day look impressive in a tank in the corner of your spacecraft

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Remember the prime directive

Not to interfere with the internal and natural development of alien civilisations

Perhaps we have not advanced enough yet for first contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember the prime directive

Not to interfere with the internal and natural development of alien civilisations

Perhaps we have not advanced enough yet for first contact"

well that's what the alien in the

film Contact said ,so perhaps you right

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Remember the prime directive

Not to interfere with the internal and natural development of alien civilisations

Perhaps we have not advanced enough yet for first contact

well that's what the alien in the

film Contact said ,so perhaps you right"

I'm not at all a Trekky

*cough* ahem *cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember the prime directive

Not to interfere with the internal and natural development of alien civilisations

Perhaps we have not advanced enough yet for first contact

well that's what the alien in the

film Contact said ,so perhaps you right

I'm not at all a Trekky

*cough* ahem *cough*"

Contact was a film with Jodie Foster in.. I think the most intelligent alien contact film there has ever been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like that song by Sting...I’m an alien, I’m a legal alien

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Remember the prime directive

Not to interfere with the internal and natural development of alien civilisations

Perhaps we have not advanced enough yet for first contact

well that's what the alien in the

film Contact said ,so perhaps you right

I'm not at all a Trekky

*cough* ahem *cough*

Contact was a film with Jodie Foster in.. I think the most intelligent alien contact film there has ever been"

I am aware of that film also ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an alien. Who wants abducting? Anal probing is a given too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

scientists think we may now have originally come from Mars ..that would explain the red in the red monkey.. live long and prosper

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"scientists think we may now have originally come from Mars ..that would explain the red in the red monkey.. live long and prosper "

Damn ... we've been rumbled ..

Abort ... mission abort!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting fact. ALL Dogs Are Aliens.

Why do you think they seem to understand everything you say and everything you do, be careful what you tell them ...it's not rocket surgery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact. ALL Dogs Are Aliens.

Why do you think they seem to understand everything you say and everything you do, be careful what you tell them ...it's not rocket surgery "

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their Overlord is a dog called "Moose" a boxer dog . WATCH HIM(Actually a 'her', further proof of their deception tactics)

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

They are real..Have you seen ivanka trump's neck? It is the same length has e.t and those from close encounters. Donald Trump knows this yet still wants to shag her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think SETI.

"Sqabble Extended Theresa's Idea"..

Those mad necklaces are Ganymede radio transmitters..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting fact. ALL Dogs Are Aliens.

Why do you think they seem to understand everything you say and everything you do, be careful what you tell them ...it's not rocket surgery "

just had a Golden Retriever near park bench came to say hi, so I for one welcome our New Overlords..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 25/04/19 16:59:44]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Interesting fact. ALL Dogs Are Aliens.

Why do you think they seem to understand everything you say and everything you do, be careful what you tell them ...it's not rocket surgery

just had a Golden Retriever near park bench came to say hi, so I for one welcome our New Overlords.."

Always wondered why my spaniels looked at me in "that" way

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Can you imaginary there equivalent to David Attenborough and there series of life on planet Earth would look like..

We would be shit for sure.."

Would their version of David Attenboroguh blame their plastic use on the warming of earth too?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Na-nuu na-nuu

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

It would explain a lot if I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Na-nuu na-nuu"

Shazbot!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Na-nuu na-nuu

Shazbot!"

Come in, Orson.

Lucky Orson gets all the fun..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/04/19 16:59:44]"
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removed by the Men in Black more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know I can't remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know I can't remember "

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that's the Men in Black and there foregetanator

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Maybe I seem to recall being probed by something once or twice

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