FabSwingers.com forum: Best way of stopping someone snoring

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of teabagging however this comes with 2 major drawbacks

1) How do I hover over when they’re asleep without waking them up

2) Once they’re dipped in the fright could cause them the bite them off

Open to suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn them on their side. I think tea bagging could perhaps end in disaster

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Keep them awake

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure"
I was just gonna say this

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Sleep in another room while gassing theirs......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure I was just gonna say this

Great minds and all that

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Kick them every time it happens til they get out of your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divorce.

They’ll still snore, but not your problem.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure"

That offer to come and stay at yours overnight? I’m afraid I’m errr, not able to make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn them on their side. I think tea bagging could perhaps end in disaster"

I really think it could

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep them awake

By teabagging?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure

That offer to come and stay at yours overnight? I’m afraid I’m errr, not able to make it

Offer?

What offer??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure"

I am extremely tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earplugs.

Simplest solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasal strips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't but you do get used to it. My FBs snores make me smile now, I snore he just uses headphones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick them every time it happens til they get out of your bed. "

this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a throat spray you can get that’s good x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"There’s a throat spray you can get that’s good x"

Is it Novachok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Murder is the only way Im afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the problem diagnosed properly in order to come up with a strategy of dealing with it?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"There’s a throat spray you can get that’s good x

Is it Novachok?

Cement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a throat spray you can get that’s good x"

Dare I ask that the spray is

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

if you can't beat them join them

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Finger pokey up the bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get a device from your dentist that holds the lower jaw forward, reducing snoring. Not cheap, but good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smother with a pillow. Only way to be sure I was just gonna say this

Looks like great minds think alike, as these were my initial thoughts on seeing the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finger pokey up the bumhole"

That’s probably a very close second at the moment

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Baseball bat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses head in the bed or arsenic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baseball bat!! "

3rd in the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horses head in the bed or arsenic"

Naaaaayyyy I cant do that

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Finger pokey up the bumhole"

Pegging?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Finger pokey up the bumhole

Pegging?"

No just a quick finger inserted either partially or fully into the offending parties anus usually stops the snoring.

Followed by a response of fuck off or a punch to the head.

Not to be confused with foreplay

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

All joking aside, it can be a right relationship wrecker,OP.

Nearly ended ours, and it took an ultimatum to get it checked out and managed properly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finger pokey up the bumhole

Pegging?

No just a quick finger inserted either partially or fully into the offending parties anus usually stops the snoring.

Followed by a response of fuck off or a punch to the head.

Not to be confused with foreplay

Yeah, it needs an element of surprise or even shock to gain the full effect. The pegee would have a slight advantage of being woken before being penetrated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poke in the side always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a throat spray you can get that’s good x

Dare I ask that the spray is

It’s made by Nytol x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Kick them every time it happens til they get out of your bed. "

Other half does that to me. His problem is, it's my bed in my house!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"A poke in the side always works

A poke in the vagina works better!

Does it for me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A poke in the side always works

A poke in the vagina works better!

Does it for me anyway!

now your talking

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I like holding their nose

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A poke in the side always works

A poke in the vagina works better!

Does it for me anyway!

*monkey takes notes ... just for research of course*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I don't snore seeing some of these posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to get up sore in morn and wondered why, until I confessed I was giving him a swift elbow to the ribs all night xxxx

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

A peg on the nose.. Higher pillows help, as laying flat can block the Airways a bit so hence the snoring.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"All joking aside, it can be a right relationship wrecker,OP.

Nearly ended ours, and it took an ultimatum to get it checked out and managed properly. "

And in all seriousness can be a sign of a potentially fatal issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!"

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring is sooooooo annoying

I just can't share a bed with a snorer or a mouth breather or any annoying noises - they need their own room and you need earplugs!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?

I don't know what you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?

I don't know what you're talking about

I think your a double agent

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?

I don't know what you're talking about

I think your a double agent

It's a vicious rumour started by dissidents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sneaky finger up the bumhole is winning it so far!

What???

Not smothering or novachok???

I give up

I don’t know any dodgy Russian blokes who could obtain a bottle full for me. Have you any contacts?

I don't know what you're talking about

I think your a double agent

It's a vicious rumour started by dissidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a kick ... with the comment 'r u sure u dont wana go home'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them under the patio

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Banish them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bury them under the patio"

There isn’t room for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some tweezers and pull a nose hair out.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get some tweezers and pull a nose hair out.

Mrs "

Sneaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick them every time it happens til they get out of your bed. "

Common scenario in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake me up and demand sex every time I start snoring...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I pinch hubbys nose

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