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"To take out the neighbour kids with the pressure washer? They have back gardens why have them play in the unfenced open to the road front garden while im trying to sleep
Is school off now?
Some are and some aren’t, ours all went back yesterday.
Make out like it’s a water fight, when you knock em’ all over ‘it was just part of the game’
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"To take out the neighbour kids with the pressure washer? They have back gardens why have them play in the unfenced open to the road front garden while im trying to sleep
Is school off now?
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"Altho when pappa bear next door comes round im sure he would be happy to help you sleep if you attack his kids "I think i got about 4 stone on him :p | |||
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"Why do you sleep with a pressure washer? "Its not our business to question his fetishes!!!!!!!!!!!  | |||
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"Why do you sleep with a pressure washer?
Its not our business to question his fetishes!!!!!!!!!!! "Lol ok, i'll not ask again  | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult. "Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality? | |||
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"Why do you sleep with a pressure washer?
Its not our business to question his fetishes!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol ok, i'll not ask again "I did wonder myself though!!!! lol | |||
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"Why do you sleep with a pressure washer? "Cause the bikes in a mood with me | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?"If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it. | |||
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"Altho when pappa bear next door comes round im sure he would be happy to help you sleep if you attack his kids
I think i got about 4 stone on him :p" | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it. "Haha fuck me it never ends does it hahaha | |||
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"Yes its there holidays im sure u used to annoy folks too as a boy" He annoys me now as an adult..... Only kidding mods I love him | |||
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"Bites tongue. As long as the contents are custard rather than water you should get away with it. P" Splurge gun!! Extra points if he dresses up as Bugsy! | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it. "So no grasp on reality it is | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is"No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children. | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
Haha fuck me it never ends does it hahaha" | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children. "Jesus Christ. How do you even fuction day to day??? | |||
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"Another forum thread that turns into an argument. It was just a tongue in cheek post I think." Exactly. As if im gonna get out of bed go down the garage, plug in the hose, plug in the extension cord plug em both into the washer, drag the bloody thing across the street and blast the neighbours kids :/ I'll just get em from the window with the crossbow | |||
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"Another forum thread that turns into an argument. It was just a tongue in cheek post I think. Exactly. As if im gonna get out of bed go down the garage, plug in the hose, plug in the extension cord plug em both into the washer, drag the bloody thing across the street and blast the neighbours kids :/ I'll just get em from the window with the crossbow" Would you get dressed first though? They wouldn't know which hose to fear | |||
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"Another forum thread that turns into an argument. It was just a tongue in cheek post I think. Exactly. As if im gonna get out of bed go down the garage, plug in the hose, plug in the extension cord plug em both into the washer, drag the bloody thing across the street and blast the neighbours kids :/ I'll just get em from the window with the crossbow" | |||
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"Another forum thread that turns into an argument. It was just a tongue in cheek post I think. Exactly. As if im gonna get out of bed go down the garage, plug in the hose, plug in the extension cord plug em both into the washer, drag the bloody thing across the street and blast the neighbours kids :/ I'll just get em from the window with the crossbow" Don't shoot the kids with a crossbow, you might take someone's eye out, use a chainsaw!! | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children.
Jesus Christ. How do you even fuction day to day???"Its function sweetie and I have seen the damage a pressure washer can do to flesh only complete idiot would suggest using one on children or any person. | |||
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"Ok that last post clearly pissed off Madame Buttercup who went for the arsey pm and block
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children.
Jesus Christ. How do you even fuction day to day???
Its function sweetie and I have seen the damage a pressure washer can do to flesh only complete idiot would suggest using one on children or any person. "Yes dear hance the funny side of it. It's a silly over the top suggestion that somone would have to be quite demented to take seriously. | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children.
Jesus Christ. How do you even fuction day to day???
Its function sweetie and I have seen the damage a pressure washer can do to flesh only complete idiot would suggest using one on children or any person.
Yes dear hance the funny side of it.
It's a silly over the top suggestion that somone would have to be quite demented to take seriously.
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children.
Jesus Christ. How do you even fuction day to day???
Its function sweetie and I have seen the damage a pressure washer can do to flesh only complete idiot would suggest using one on children or any person.
Yes dear hance the funny side of it.
It's a silly over the top suggestion that somone would have to be quite demented to take seriously.
It's hence sweetie"hahahahaha winder | |||
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!!" Haha yep! Mine would | |||
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!!" Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer? | |||
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"People make typos. I have sight problems. Am I going to get picked on every time I spell a word incorrectly? It's happened enough times In the past. I was a tongue in cheek post. END OF! Stop bickering " well i do find it a little ironic so il just giggle | |||
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!! Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer?" Ok you’re pushing it now!
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!! Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer? Ok you’re pushing it now!
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!! Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer?" How about hooking it up to a gas line and put a pilot light in the end ... or is this where it turns into a debate about only doing this if you're Corgi registered? | |||
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!! Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer? How about hooking it up to a gas line and put a pilot light in the end ... or is this where it turns into a debate about only doing this if you're Corgi registered?" | |||
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"They might love it and hassle you for the whole 6 weeks if it's hot like last summer!!! Good point, how hard do you think it is to hook the boiler up to a jet washer? How about hooking it up to a gas line and put a pilot light in the end ... or is this where it turns into a debate about only doing this if you're Corgi registered?" It days don't run dry. Guess I'd have to hook it up to an inverted LPG tank? | |||
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"It doesn't matter how long a break you take from the forums you come back and there is still childish behaviour on here and stupid remarks made all round. But looking on the funny side seeing little boys beat their chests is still a laugh. "Wrong thread ?  | |||
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"It doesn't matter how long a break you take from the forums you come back and there is still childish behaviour on here and stupid remarks made all round. But looking on the funny side seeing little boys beat their chests is still a laugh. "??? | |||
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"It's not my chest I'm beating  "Good recovery  | |||
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"[Annoying children Removed from the gene pool by poster at 24/04/19 14:42:15]" | |||
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"It doesn't matter how long a break you take from the forums you come back and there is still childish behaviour on here and stupid remarks made all round. But looking on the funny side seeing little boys beat their chests is still a laugh. "What do you expect on here some immature boys all excited at seeing a pair of tits. | |||
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"It doesn't matter how long a break you take from the forums you come back and there is still childish behaviour on here and stupid remarks made all round. But looking on the funny side seeing little boys beat their chests is still a laugh.
What do you expect on here some immature boys all excited at seeing a pair of tits. "Hehehehehe ... she said tits hehe | |||
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"Reinforcements have a arrived!" You really come across as rather immature fella but you go for it if it pleases you. | |||
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"Reinforcements have a arrived! You really come across as rather immature fella but you go for it if it pleases you. " Maybe you should use the green arrow. He’s probably one of the most intelligent people on here. | |||
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"Reinforcements have a arrived! You really come across as rather immature fella but you go for it if it pleases you. " It's my main selling point. That and my growl. Not to be confused with my growlithe of course though, thats banned on here. | |||
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"Reinforcements have a arrived! You really come across as rather immature fella but you go for it if it pleases you. It's my main selling point. That and my growl. Not to be confused with my growlithe of course though, thats banned on here." I bet your Growlithe couldn’t beat my Starmi! | |||
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"Reinforcements have a arrived! You really come across as rather immature fella but you go for it if it pleases you. It's my main selling point. That and my growl. Not to be confused with my growlithe of course though, thats banned on here. I bet your Growlithe couldn’t beat my Starmi!" Pfft your Starmi couldn't beat a Magikarp with a drinking problem. | |||
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"One of my dogs loves being jet washed. Amazing how you can turn the power down and have an awesome amount of fun. "Animal abuse!!! Where peta? | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil "have you not got any battery acid laying about??? | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about??? "Nope, used that up already | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already "have to be the kettle then!!!! | |||
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"do wish to point out i adore kids!!! i just cannot eat a full one these days!!! "If find a lot of gristle cos the kid farmers, sorry parents, just feed them shit nowadays | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already
have to be the kettle then!!!! "Indeed.... it's hard to be mature when I know that those kids would fit perfectly in my wheelie bin too | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already
have to be the kettle then!!!!
Indeed.... it's hard to be mature when I know that those kids would fit perfectly in my wheelie bin too "well think we have succeeded in taking the thread back to the humour it was originally intended to be lol | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already
have to be the kettle then!!!!
Indeed.... it's hard to be mature when I know that those kids would fit perfectly in my wheelie bin too
well think we have succeeded in taking the thread back to the humour it was originally intended to be lol "My work here is done | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already
have to be the kettle then!!!!
Indeed.... it's hard to be mature when I know that those kids would fit perfectly in my wheelie bin too "The smelliest one of course. | |||
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"My neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.... I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil
have you not got any battery acid laying about???
Nope, used that up already
have to be the kettle then!!!!
Indeed.... it's hard to be mature when I know that those kids would fit perfectly in my wheelie bin too
The smelliest one of course."Obvs | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused! "Vexed that's one of my favourite words! | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused!
Vexed that's one of my favourite words! "I have lots of other interesting words in my vocabulary | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused!
Vexed that's one of my favourite words! "Not heard that for years! Proper northern. My Nan used to always say that | |||
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"To take out the neighbour kids with the pressure washer? They have back gardens why have them play in the unfenced open to the road front garden while im trying to sleep
Is school off now?
"Yes its wong but oh so right at the same time lol They are back to school soon enough | |||
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"Yes its there holidays im sure u used to annoy folks too as a boy" Not just as a boy...ha | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused!
Vexed that's one of my favourite words!
I have lots of other interesting words in my vocabulary "Do they all start with the letter V? | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused!
Vexed that's one of my favourite words!
Not heard that for years! Proper northern. My Nan used to always say that "Nan's are awesome x | |||
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"When the teenage kid next door starts messing about beating my fence out of boredom I unlock my fortress and stand at the end of their garden, hands on hips and politely tell the idiot to ‘pack it in’ with my vexed face! It works a treat! I was brought up not to annoy neighbours so I’ll not tolerate my property being abused!
Vexed that's one of my favourite words!
Not heard that for years! Proper northern. My Nan used to always say that
Nan's are awesome x"Yeah. Saddens me sometimes as people are having children so late so more chance of missing out on that . My parents were both 21 when they had me so I got to have amazing times with my grandparents. My kids are lucky to have all 4 too. Considering I’m 46 and their dad is 53. | |||
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"Yes its there holidays im sure u used to annoy folks too as a boy Not just as a boy...ha" | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children. "What about if it's not a Karcher then , something a little less jetty? B&Q value range, more of a heavy thunderstorm. | |||
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"Some sad individuals on here! contemplating assaulting a minor has t question who is the child and who is supposedly the adult.
Genuinely wondering if your being facicous or have no grasp on reality?
If you are going to use a big word at least spell it right!
Only an idiot would point a pressure washer at a person or even suggest it.
So no grasp on reality it is
No you don't seem to if you think its ok to contemplate abusing children.
What about if it's not a Karcher then , something a little less jetty? B&Q value range, more of a heavy thunderstorm. "Fortunatley god was on my side and opened up with his own pressure washer and drove them inside. | |||
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