FabSwingers.com forum: What do we need our nails for?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Asking for a friend, who's kind of missing one right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking our noses?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Getting the staples out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting the staples out."

I've actually once stapled my nail by accident...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching backs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding the end of the sellotape

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Annoying clicking on hard surfaces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should have clarified it's a toe nail

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Should have clarified it's a toe nail

To stop your socks hurting your toes with every step.

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

"Picking our noses? "

If we ever meet, can I pick your nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For putting keys on a keyring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep mine trimmed short so I have a hard time getting shoes untied if they are too tight, maybe that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding bits of wood together, hanging pictures, holding roofing felt on the shed....

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Should have clarified it's a toe nail

Rule number 1, don't clip another nail until you've found where the fist one pinged to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching your balls while drinking a pint who says men can’t multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DNA evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How else is the nail polish going to get used?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Scratching the man's back that's ontop of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To dig into the mattress and get extra thrust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickling

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Scratching down a chalk board that sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratching down a chalk board that sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucking guitar strings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flicking marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost a big toenail twice. If you really miss it you can get fake ones, especially good when you want to wear pretty nail polish. It has been sandal weather, after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DNA evidence "

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

To dig out of a grave

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stopping our fingers and toes from fraying

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Your toenails serve the vitally important task of protecting the soft and sensitive tissue underneath.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to tap while playing "this little piggy" with your child (yes yes yes yours was the prettiest baby)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of. "

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage."

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

For stimulating the ‘on button’ of your receptor sensors.... a tentative running of nail tips down your spine

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My talons have many uses

I used my thumb nail earlier to tighten a screw as my screwdriver seems to have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting and looking pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To dig out of a grave "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Scratching backs."

During sex

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

batteries (my eyesights poor)

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"They are the shell of the original animal we evolved out of.

You may of evolved from an armadillo, but I’m not sure the rest of us share your lineage.

I'll check my ancestry . "is this the way to armadillo"

How do you arm a dillo?????????? lol

batteries (my eyesights poor)

Damn i had ideas of an AK47!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratching backs."

I thought someone would beat me to it but I also love the way H gently scratches her nails over my stomach, sides etc soooo hot!!

If that was gods only purpose for them it’s a bloody good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

I fail to see what is weird about it

Doesn’t everyone enjoy toenails being dragged all over them???

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Digging into a nice set of balls

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Not for everyone I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women need them to scratch each other's eyes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You people are weird, scratching people's backs with your feet

I fail to see what is weird about it

Doesn’t everyone enjoy toenails being dragged all over them???

LJ"

in a supermarket checkout though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to go on the internet. "Nailed IT"

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Cat fights

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