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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better

Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Really "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better

Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet"

It is a well known 'fact' that this is the funniest post ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really

Absolutely "

But you are too busy to meet ?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Never let the truth get in the way of a made up story so let's have your weird and wonderful facts whether they are true or a little bit spurious but the funnier the better

Men on fab have more chance of having sex with an Eskimos wife in Iceland (the supermarket) than getting a meet

It is a well known 'fact' that this is the funniest post ever.

"

Can't argue with hard facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only a fact if you use caps lock to say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True fact lynx chocolate does not turn you into a human chocolate

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"It's only a fact if you use caps lock to say so"

Note to self thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True fact lynx chocolate does not turn you into a human chocolate"

Have you licked anybody to test that fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady on 'who do you fancy right now' has named the OP as her choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really

Absolutely "

Well.. you can prove anything with facts.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 23/04/19 23:02:38]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I once shagged Cheryl Ty, but she changed her surname constantly throughout our brief relationship

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Apparently you can't post the Jawdee girl's maiden name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you shit in your hands and clap you get shitty hands. No foolin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only a fact if you use caps lock to say so"

Hmm.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black."

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

"

I'm trying that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

I'm trying that."

How many, is too many though

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

I'm trying that.

How many, is too many though "

I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

I'm trying that.

How many, is too many though

I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two)"

Two multi bags

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If you are pregnant and need a wee you can ask a policeman for his hat to wee into

Not sure if it's true and didn't have the balls to ask when i was pregnant many moons ago

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I just discovered if you eat an entire packet of Oreo's your shit turns black.

If you eat too many prawn cocktail crisps your wee turns a light shade of pink.

I'm trying that.

How many, is too many though

I can’t divulge that publicly or folk will think i’m weird and i’ll never get the sex again (but more than two)

Two multi bags "

sssshhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard these so called facts long time ago: the guy who invented the first flushing toilet was called Harvey Crapper and this is why we say going for a crap!!!!

Secondly in a pub quiz I heard that a man involved with designing modern bras was called Mr Tit Sling ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fact I can def dispute is people say that if you jump out of a tower block your dead from fright before you hit the bottom. I lived in high rise flats until I was 17 there was two jumpers while I lived there neither of them died before hitting the ground.

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