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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gnome shall dance for you to the song “ where the streets have gnome name”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My gnome shall dance for you to the song “ where the streets have gnome name”

That half raised a smile. Try harder please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could show you my impression of an elephant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the one and gnomely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am the one and gnomely

Haha. I actually made a slight grunty noise with that one. People are now looking at me funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome there's no limit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could show you my impression of an elephant..."

Does it involve a cock?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I am the one and gnomely

Gnome mater how hard you try it just won't be good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome there's no limit"

Pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome there's no limit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gnomematter what they tell us gnomematter what they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your clicky heel thing and say three times "There's no place like Gnome"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could show you my impression of an elephant...

Does it involve a cock? "

I cannot definitively deny that it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora!"
we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?"

Well I did. But it’s not my gnome. Thank fook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?"

Yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?

Yummy!!!"

Did I really just say yummy

. Don’t hate me

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

A gnome a gnome my kingdom for a gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the one and gnomely

Gnome more Mr. Nice Guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?"

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?

Yummy!!!

Did I really just say yummy

. Don’t hate me "

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?"

Gnome idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not entertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?"

A gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora!"

Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the one and gnomely

Gnome mater how hard you try it just won't be good enough

Hello, what your gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans"

Like a true gnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone"

Copy cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

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thought I best make it my Avatar so people don't think I'm sending you filthy photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone"

I’m crying with laughter here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans"

Ooooh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?

Gnome idea "

Smurf poo

It’s a pampy/ granddaughter thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone

Copy cat!"

Boyzgnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone

I’m crying with laughter here

I’m nowhere near that stage people need to up their game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone

Copy cat!"

I was too busy typing it to notice you’d already posted it.

Gnomehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora!

Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes"

I do indeed, I’m going to buy more, lots more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

I've just sent you a video of me "blowing my beans"

Ooooh really?

Yeah baked beans get really hot if you leave them too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gnome matter what they tell us

Gnome matter what they do

Gnome matter what they teach us

What we believe is true

Gnome matter what they call us

However they attack

Gnome matter where they take us

We'll find our own way back

Gnomezone

Copy cat!

I was too busy typing it to notice you’d already posted it.

Gnomehead

I’ll let you off you gnome I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me down to the paradise city

Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty

Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)

Take me down to the paradise city

With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy

Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take me down to the paradise city

Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty

Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)

Take me down to the paradise city

With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy

Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me down to the paradise city

Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty

Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)

Take me down to the paradise city

With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy

Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)"

I think I’m more entertained than Nora is right gnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take me down to the paradise city

Where the Hats are green and the fish are pretty

Take me Gnome (oh won't you please take me Gnome)

Take me down to the paradise city

With a mushroom house and a beard so wispy

Take me gnome (oh won't you please take me gnome)

I think I’m more entertained than Nora is right gnome

Who the hell brought gnomes into this anyway!?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?"

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me gnome, country roads

To the place I belong

West Virginia, mountain momma

Take me gnome, country roads

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on? "

Toadstools.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?

Yummy!!!

Did I really just say yummy

. Don’t hate me "

You said yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora!

Sorry wrong Gnome, I thought Cheeky69 said that she had 4 gnobbly gnomes

I do indeed, I’m going to buy more, lots more

Never mind a cat Lady

Cheeky is connoisseur of gnomes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

Oh yeah

. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just PM'd you my Cream Pie pic (

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Oh Christ should I finish this latte first?

Yummy!!!

Did I really just say yummy

. Don’t hate me

You said yummy

I’ll be saying nom nom next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome is getting a golden shower

Oi he’s called Gnora! we went with Gnora? Awesome!

Do I get a snog off both Cheeky and you for that?

Let me just finish off Ali’s cream pie and then I’ll snog ya

thought I best make it my Avatar so people don't think I'm sending you filthy photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are small things

We lurk by trees

I'll wear my hat

Your lawn I'll pat

Always with beard

You'll name me, it's weird

Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me gnome

Na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are small things

We lurk by trees

I'll wear my hat

Your lawn I'll pat

Always with beard

You'll name me, it's weird

Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me gnome

Na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na"

Gnome more gnomes pleeeeeeease

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

Oh yeah

. Ffs

What's born to succeed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

Oh yeah

. Ffs

What's born to succeed?"

Something to do with birds?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

Oh yeah

. Ffs

What's born to succeed?

Something to do with birds?"

A budgie with no beak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's gnome got to do got to with it

What's gnome but a second hand emotion

What's gnome got to do got to with it

Who needs a gnome when a gnome CANT be broken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

What do gay frogs sit on?

I don’t know. What do gay frogs sit on?

Toadstools.

I don’t get it

Toad's tools

Oh yeah

. Ffs

What's born to succeed?

Something to do with birds?

A budgie with no beak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my pms have helped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my pms have helped

Haha. They have. You always manage to cheer me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's gnome got to do got to with it

What's gnome but a second hand emotion

What's gnome got to do got to with it

Who needs a gnome when a gnome CANT be broken?"

I’m sorry but that’s rubbish!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my pms have helped

Haha. They have. You always manage to cheer me up

"
nice to know at least a few people have humour still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my pms have helped

Haha. They have. You always manage to cheer me up

nice to know at least a few people have humour still

Not many of us left unfortunately!

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By *r monsoonMan
over a year ago

foresr of dean

"What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?

Gnome idea "

Ok that made me laugh

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my gnome.

Gnome more Mr Nice Guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s blue and lives under a mushroom?

Gnome idea

Ok that made me laugh "

Did we get an answer to this joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

Just sit there and think how much longer you'll be waiting after Brexit and the subsequent breakdown of all public services due to lack of income.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and have a long wait for someone at the hospital. Who can make me laugh (no cocks though)

Just sit there and think how much longer you'll be waiting after Brexit and the subsequent breakdown of all public services due to lack of income. "

lol. You’re not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are small things

We lurk by trees

I'll wear my hat

Your lawn I'll pat

Always with beard

You'll name me, it's weird

Watching, waiting, quietly masturbating

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me gnome

Na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Gnome more gnomes pleeeeeeease

You don’t mean that Gnora

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Doctor doctor I've been dropped by the cricket team they say I have butterfingers...

It's ok it doesn't seem to be spreading and it's definitely not catching..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I've been dropped by the cricket team they say I have butterfingers...

It's ok it doesn't seem to be spreading and it's definitely not catching.."

. Like that

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

With all that time you could study some of the philosophy of that guy.....what's his name......Gnome Chomsky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With all that time you could study some of the philosophy of that guy.....what's his name......Gnome Chomsky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual...."

Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual...."

. The old ones are the oldest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now

Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now

How nice of you to notice!

I'll check out the chicks too! Always a welcome sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now

Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two "

I’ve put Gnora away for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

Nice arse, I’ve my chicks out now

Oi! No heavy petting on my thread you two

I’ve put Gnora away for a bit

Will Gnora be back later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

. The old ones are the oldest "

Tom Gnomes sang that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor Doctor, I have this urge to sing all the time and calling my wife Delilah.

Ah, I'm afraid you have Tom Jones Syndrome.

Doc, I never heard of it, is it rare?

It's not unusual....

. The old ones are the oldest

Tom Gnomes sang that

That he did

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over a year ago

By the look in your eye

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over me?

If it is, save your tears

For I'm not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own

And because I'm only 1ft 6"

I'm a Gnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the look in your eye

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over me?

If it is, save your tears

For I'm not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own

And because I'm only 1ft 6"

I'm a Gnome

Oh god this is getting worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the look in your eye

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over me?

If it is, save your tears

For I'm not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own

And because I'm only 1ft 6"

I'm a Gnome

Oh god this is getting worse!

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the look in your eye

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over me?

If it is, save your tears

For I'm not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own

And because I'm only 1ft 6"

I'm a Gnome

Oh god this is getting worse!

"
Oi ive been on ages thinking that up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the look in your eye

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over me?

If it is, save your tears

For I'm not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on their own

And because I'm only 1ft 6"

I'm a Gnome

Oh god this is getting worse!

Oi ive been on ages thinking that up for you

Hahaha. Much appreciated Ali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got gnome and chicks for dinner Gnora, what you having

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got gnome and chicks for dinner Gnora, what you having

Shit with sugar on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got gnome and chicks for dinner Gnora, what you having

Shit with sugar on "

I’m having that for pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going on a holiday now

Gonna take a villa, a small chalet

Costa del Magnifico

Yo, cost of living is so low

Yeah, gonna be so neat

I met this bloke with little feet

He's got a fishing rod and looks so cool

And when I 1st met him he was

Fishing by the pool

Fishing, Fishing by the pool

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hopefully you'll be gnome soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl! Should be you!

I want to take you to a Gnome bar

I want to take you to a Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar

I'm only 1'4.

My cock is hitting the floor

At the Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar

Waoow!

At the Gnome bar

I've got a rod I can put in you

I've got a funky barrow for you

I've got beard and that is white too

At the Gnome bar, Gnome bar, Gnome bar

You're a superstar

At the Gnome bar

You're a superstar

At the Gnome bar

Superstar

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Gnome...gnome again

I like to be here when I can...

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