FabSwingers.com forum: To Peppa or not to Peppa?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am looking after my niece and nephew again!!

Twins and the terrible twos has just got more terrible

I have had breakfast thrown everywhere, they have beaten each other and me up, ripped up two books and just generally being whiny.

I can’t even get the washing up done within chaos today

I need to have a shower etc and I know Peppa may settle them down long enough to get a few things done but it might not.

One thing is for sure if i hear that annoying theme tune or whinging little potential bacon sandwich voice again my last shred of sanity will leave me.

Shall i take the risk and just put bloody Peppa on or just keep soldiering on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paw patrol is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paw patrol is better

It’s not bad but Peppa can be like baby valium although it has the opposite effect on me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paw patrol is better

It’s not bad but Peppa can be like baby valium although it has the opposite effect on me!!!!!

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thats what wiskys for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Night Garden is worth a go. You'll love Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka!

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

My 3 year d girl loves waffle the wonder dog and Pepper pig ooohhhhh I hate peppa feckin pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put Peppa on with the sound muted lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the Night Garden is worth a go. You'll love Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka!

That’s before bedtime viewing but that has given me a good idea!!

Maybe i can trick them into thinking it’s bo bo time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earphones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the Night Garden is worth a go. You'll love Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka!

That’s before bedtime viewing but that has given me a good idea!!

Maybe i can trick them into thinking it’s bo bo time

LJ"

It always worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww sending you a cwtch. Stick Peppa on. I know it's a bloody nightmare, but it gives you a mini break to get things done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paw Patrol

Hey Duggee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and Holly. Hey duggey. Both far better and more tolerable than peppa bloody pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppa pig is the fucking worst. My child won’t be allowed to watch that and if anyone shows him peppa pig they will be banned from seeing my son again. Fuck that show

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Nap time (or sanity time as parents of littles may call it) is when you get your shit done, any other time is asking for trouble!

As they're so little I would imagine they still take naps?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have you all noticed how the characters eyes actually jump across their noses when they turn their heads, thus they have both eyes on one side of their faces?(!!!) What?!!! Freaks me out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a bottle of Calpol each and your getting your day back.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just stick them in the cupboard under the stairs.

***this is a joke before someone reports me to Child Line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just stick them in the cupboard under the stairs.

***this is a joke before someone reports me to Child Line."
thats my hiding place tell them to get there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

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never seen it luckily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

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omg your doing your homework early i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

omg your doing your homework early i see

I work with children! The toddlers I used to work with adored peppa pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

omg your doing your homework early i see

I work with children! The toddlers I used to work with adored peppa pig

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child labours illegal u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

"
does she run to her house and headbutt her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

does she run to her house and headbutt her

YouTube it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

Christ! I just looked on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

Christ! I just looked on YouTube

My mum’s determined she’s showing her first grandchild that...’he won’t understand what it means, he’ll just recognise the accent’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

Christ! I just looked on YouTube

My mum’s determined she’s showing her first grandchild that...’he won’t understand what it means, he’ll just recognise the accent’

Got to love the Pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

does she run to her house and headbutt her

YouTube it!"
very funny but i cant find any scottish ones

oh good i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

does she run to her house and headbutt her

YouTube it!very funny but i cant find any scottish ones

oh good i mean

Just put Scottish Peppa into YouTube. They will pop up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No way i sm showing them the Scottish Peppa I have had too many Glaswegian kisses off them today already!!

They don’t nap!!

They are cyborg toddlers sent back in time to Terminate me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Peppa Pig by the way! Don't know what all the hate is about!

I find it quite funny. Peppa is such a bitch. They are actually very similar to real children sometimes

It’s when she asks her pal if she can whistle...

So funny! Just hangs up on her

Get them to watch Scottish Peppa Pig

Christ! I just looked on YouTube

My mum’s determined she’s showing her first grandchild that...’he won’t understand what it means, he’ll just recognise the accent’

Got to love the Pancakes

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just seen that hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe i just watched peppa fucking pig need to delite my youtube search now

my kids see that its over for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Duggee is better than Peppa and not as annoying

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Peppa is like crystal meth for kids! Had to wean mine off it completely, even hide the books and toys.

But can't even wheel her through Asda without her shouting "PEPPAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" when she spots an inch-high illustration of the nasty porcine little twat on a fucking spaghetti tin 35 yards away!!!

(I fuckin hate that pig...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pups save Christmas and meeee!!

But I have done well considering the little tikes have been feral this morning.

Two lots of washing up done

Kitchen cleaned

Two loads of Washing done, one load on the line the other in the dryer

A chicken seasoned and roasted

Twins showered and dressed

One worn out Uncle showered and dressed

Dinner made for all of us and so far the devils are happy and content eating while watching Paw Patrol

Wish me luck for our trip to the park

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