FabSwingers.com forum: I am married and have had sex with women on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been happily married for 23 years and am enjoying meeting, and having fantastic sex with, women on this site, and others. This one is the best though by far. I'm not allowed sex at home, nor have been since 1999, and I'm now making up for it before I become too old to get it up. I'll carry on until I'm completely sated, or get bored with it, whichever comes first. People here have judged me, but they can, and probably will, go to hell. Anyway, that's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok cool thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here "

Cute crab though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here "
did she own a gift shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here "

I got the gnomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!"

I need a name for him/her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here did she own a gift shop

He should ring crabline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her"

Shelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her

Shelly"
perfic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her

Shellyperfic"

Crusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her

Shellyperfic"

Haha I like it or me shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooop seems to have hyjacked a thread.....sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooop seems to have hyjacked a thread.....sorry "

Hijacked*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her

Shellyperfic

Haha I like it or me shell"

If its a hermit crab it will need a shellter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea why you would post this

Is it a form of self cleansing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her

Shellyperfic

Haha I like it or me shell

If its a hermit crab it will need a shellter"

Any offers from women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooop seems to have hyjacked a thread.....sorry "

Can my gnome have your crab

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

OP ..I am sure you are not alone on here with that situation,but most just get on with it..

What sort of response are you seeking??

Are you feeling a bit guilty deep down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooop seems to have hyjacked a thread.....sorry

Can my gnome have your crab

Lucky gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done

I got crabs after meeting a woman off here

Cute crab though!

I need a name for him/her"

Cecil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

Connacht

Great story thanks for that where’s the punchline

No sex since 99 so why u still married

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

And the point to this thread is ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great story thanks for that where’s the punchline

No sex since 99 so why u still married

Love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great story thanks for that where’s the punchline

No sex since 99 so why u still married

Love? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

I’m packed and ready

lets go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X"

Hell yeah it’s a quadruple decker baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X"

Don’t sit on my gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X

Don’t sit on my gnome

That scary fucker ain’t getting on my bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can already read that information on your profile Op. I'm not sure why you felt the need to also post it unless you want some more bashing from Judgemental Forum People?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X

Don’t sit on my gnome

That scary fucker ain’t getting on my bus!"

Ok, I’ll leave him at gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X

Don’t sit on my gnome

That scary fucker ain’t getting on my bus!

Ok, I’ll leave him at gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And married men wonder why they get so much grief on here!

. How about just get on with it.

Ps. I’m going to hell anyway but thanks

I want to come to hell

Get the fook on. I’m driving the bus!

Room for me? X

Don’t sit on my gnome

That scary fucker ain’t getting on my bus!

Ok, I’ll leave him at gnome

He can look after the crab !

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

This guy is getting an easy ride..

Would the crabs and gnomes please get off the bus and begin their own journey?...

You started a thread with a paragraph from your profile..

Can you explain to us the point or reason for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been divorced since 1999 and been properly free of him for about 9 years.

I'm on here for the sex, kissing, oral and intimacy he didn't give me.

It's been great so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can already read that information on your profile Op. I'm not sure why you felt the need to also post it unless you want some more bashing from Judgemental Forum People? "

Maybe he likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been divorced since 1999 and been properly free of him for about 9 years.

I'm on here for the sex, kissing, oral and intimacy he didn't give me.

It's been great so far."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crabs and gnomes please stay on the bus !

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

"I've been divorced since 1999 and been properly free of him for about 9 years.

I'm on here for the sex, kissing, oral and intimacy he didn't give me.

It's been great so far."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crabs and gnomes please stay on the bus ! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crabs and gnomes please stay on the bus !

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crabs and gnomes please stay on the bus !

Haha

Ok, we are sorry, aren’t we Dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crabs and gnomes please stay on the bus !

Haha

Ok, we are sorry, aren’t we Dash

Sorreeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please don't be sorry guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't be sorry guys! "

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't be sorry guys! "

Im not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, please stay on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not Boris's old red bus is it? That one certainly is going to hell.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Useful distraction for you OP

You havent answered anybody's responses as to the point of this thread?

I will happily join Nora in hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Useful distraction for you OP

You havent answered anybody's responses as to the point of this thread?

I will happily join Nora in hell!"

Whatever takes your fancy xx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

At least your honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you're enjoying the site. Beats the moaning threads at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you're enjoying the site. Beats the moaning threads at least

Thank you Mystique - yes I'm having a wonderful time here thanks. Hope you are too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you're enjoying the site. Beats the moaning threads at least

Thank you Mystique - yes I'm having a wonderful time here thanks. Hope you are too x"

I am, thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you're enjoying the site. Beats the moaning threads at least

Thank you Mystique - yes I'm having a wonderful time here thanks. Hope you are too x

I am, thank you lovely

Glad to hear it beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story and congratulations. You've had sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cool story and congratulations. You've had sex.

I certainly have, and thank you for the comment xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

As self flagellation threads go, it seems to have been met with a healthy dose of eye rolls.

Quite what you were hoping to active OP is a mystery.

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