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"Alan copyright theft " What can I say I'm a rebel | |||
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"Boredshitless" Teabag, I’ve named one | |||
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"Alan " Diggers a good name | |||
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"Boredshitless Teabag, I’ve named one " Not sure wether thats a good thing | |||
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"Ned" My old car was called “Ned” | |||
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"Scary fucker. Hate them things! " I can’t call one “ Scary fucker” Nora | |||
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"Bob " Isn’t Bob under the patio | |||
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"name my Gnome..... " Professor Bean Flicker | |||
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"Scary fucker. Hate them things! I can’t call one “ Scary fucker” Nora maybe dress it as a clown gnome to scare the kids at halloween " Oh Jesus that’s even worse! Clowns and gnomes I’m outta here! | |||
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"Scary fucker. Hate them things! I can’t call one “ Scary fucker” Nora maybe dress it as a clown gnome to scare the kids at halloween Oh Jesus that’s even worse! Clowns and gnomes I’m outta here! " | |||
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"Scary fucker. Hate them things! I can’t call one “ Scary fucker” Nora maybe dress it as a clown gnome to scare the kids at halloween Oh Jesus that’s even worse! Clowns and gnomes I’m outta here! " He’ll be under the patio with Bob soon... | |||
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"Knobby the gnome " Chocolate box | |||
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"Garden guardian " Gnomes of the round table | |||
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"Garden guardian Gnomes of the round garden table " | |||
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"Garden guardian Gnomes of the round garden table " 60gnome | |||
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"Norman" Hello what’s your gname | |||
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"Alone. Gnome Alone " I’m gnome alone | |||
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"Gnorris. Gnorman. Gnathan. Gnatalie. So what if she has a beard, respect her chouces." | |||
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"Lucky !! especially if it gets taken on holiday around the world and gets photograph in lots of different places .." Around the world in 80 gnomes | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave " I’ve got a horse called Dave | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave " I went though a stage where I called everyone Dave, life was much simpler then | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave " so do i | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave I went though a stage where I called everyone Dave, life was much simpler then " you’re a mentalist! | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave " What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave so do i " Alright Dave | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave " Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave I went though a stage where I called everyone Dave, life was much simpler then " george formans the same with his kids george 1 2 3 4 5 and so on there all george ffs | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave I went though a stage where I called everyone Dave, life was much simpler then george formans the same with his kids george 1 2 3 4 5 and so on there all george ffs" He needs a good grilling about that | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! " Shrink him with your wand | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand " I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl " Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave | |||
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"How about Dirk Diggler, Spunk Chops or Gary" Gary the gnome | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave " God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! " Can you get lost in hell | |||
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"How about Dirk Diggler, Spunk Chops or Gary Gary the gnome " Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell " I’m in email hell right now | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now " I’m off to work hell | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now I’m off to work hell " I need a hot naked assistant | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now I’m off to work hell I need a hot naked assistant " On my way | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now I’m off to work hell I need a hot naked assistant On my way " | |||
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"How about Dirk Diggler, Spunk Chops or Gary Gary the gnome Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome" I like it | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now " Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" " Won’t work. I am the manager | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" Won’t work. I am the manager " Just have a word with yourself | |||
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"How about Dirk Diggler, Spunk Chops or Gary Gary the gnome Gary the Knowledgeable Gnome I like it " Or if he's been a bad lad you could call him Gary the arse head Gnome | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" Won’t work. I am the manager Just have a word with yourself " I’m giving myself a good spanking | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" Won’t work. I am the manager " If you were my boss I woukd never lie to you | |||
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"Dave Dazzling Dave I’ve got a horse called Dave What you doing in here anyway, we’re on the bus to HELL Bring Dave Have you seen the size of Dave!!?? He needs to carry me!! Shrink him with your wand I don’t have a wand. I’m a good girl Shrink wrap him then, or shall we just let teabag bring his horse Dave God I’m supposed to be working. Will you lot GET LOST! Can you get lost in hell I’m in email hell right now Just delete all of them. Then when your manager comes to bend your ear just apologize "I'm sorry I must have deleted it by mistake along with all the spam. Would you be so kind as to send it again thanks" Won’t work. I am the manager If you were my boss I woukd never lie to you " That’s coz you wouldn’t dare! | |||
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"Has anyone suggested Gnora the Garden Explorer?" . This wins cheeky ^^^ | |||
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"can't believe nobody said Gnomey McGnomeface" . You seem to one of those people who make me laugh even if it’s not that funny! | |||
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"name my Gnome..... " It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you | |||
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"Has anyone suggested Gnora the Garden Explorer?" That’s a good one | |||
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"Something foreign...maybe Showme Thawaytogo Gnome..." I’m tired and I want to gnome to bed | |||
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"name my Gnome..... It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you " Really, that long | |||
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"Clint orris" The might Gnome | |||
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"name my Gnome..... It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you Really, that long " Yes that long...worth it. Great name and great kid. | |||
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"name my Gnome..... It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you Really, that long Yes that long...worth it. Great name and great kid." I shall wait 6 weeks then | |||
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"can't believe nobody said Gnomey McGnomeface" Would it suit him though | |||
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"name my Gnome..... It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you Really, that long Yes that long...worth it. Great name and great kid. I shall wait 6 weeks then " Never fear I'm on it | |||
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"name my Gnome..... It took me 6 wks to come up with a decent name for my daughter. I'll get back to you Really, that long Yes that long...worth it. Great name and great kid. I shall wait 6 weeks then Never fear I'm on it " Will it be a long 6 weeks | |||
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"Can I just ask how long that will be your profile pic? It’s starting to proper freak me out " Until he gets a good name...about 6 weeks | |||
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"Billy Gnome 8888888 I'll get my coat..... " Come back Billy | |||
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"can't believe nobody said Gnomey McGnomeface Would it suit him though " If he travelled up to Alaska, he could be right at Gnome there. Capital spot. | |||
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"Gnomosexual" Wish I'd thought of that | |||
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"Gnomosexual Wish I'd thought of that " | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?" Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land!" Chuckling here | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here " ...will he be safe there? | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there?" I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing. | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing." Excellent! | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing.Excellent! " Looks like he's found a new Gnome then out of the rain, or maybe not? | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing.Excellent! Looks like he's found a new Gnome then out of the rain, or maybe not?" Looks like a all weather gnome to me | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing.Excellent! Looks like he's found a new Gnome then out of the rain, or maybe not? Looks like a all weather gnome to me" Hahaha! | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing.Excellent! Looks like he's found a new Gnome then out of the rain, or maybe not? Looks like a all weather gnome to meHahaha!" True,can't say I've ever seen a Gnome shiver,but that may be a first perched there? | |||
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"A long way from Gnome?Or by the look of that picture he's finally made it into Gnome man's land! Chuckling here ...will he be safe there? I reckon he Gnomes what he's doing.Excellent! Looks like he's found a new Gnome then out of the rain, or maybe not? Looks like a all weather gnome to meHahaha! True,can't say I've ever seen a Gnome shiver,but that may be a first perched there?" Cheeky | |||
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"Lelo?" My vibes called that | |||
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"Garden cunt I can’t call it that teabag " | |||
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"Lelo? My vibes called that " looks like he's riding it .. look at that smile..and he doesn't care what's happened to his hat | |||
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"Has he got a rod and line? You could call him fissure man" Alan Gnome | |||
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"Gnom Gnom.... " Gnormski | |||
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"Gnom Gnom.... Gnormski " So I now have Gnora, Teabag and Gnormski.... Just one left to name...he’s just gnomely at the moment | |||
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"Gnom Gnom.... Gnormski So I now have Gnora, Teabag and Gnormski.... Just one left to name...he’s just gnomely at the moment " Knobby | |||
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"name my Gnome..... " Cheeky's little helper | |||
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"Gnomeo. Like it " Hello Gnora | |||
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"name my Gnome..... Cheeky's little helper" I have a cheeky little helper called Gnora | |||
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"Gnustard " Gnustard shark | |||
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"Shall I do a part 2.....lol.... " Of course, Gnomes are people too and Gnustard needs a name | |||
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"Shall I do a part 2.....lol.... " No chuck him in the bin and be done with it. Horrible thing | |||
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"Shall I do a part 2.....lol.... No chuck him in the bin and be done with it. Horrible thing " How can you say that your gnomes Aunty Gnora | |||
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"Shall I do a part 2.....lol.... No chuck him in the bin and be done with it. Horrible thing How can you say that your gnomes Aunty Gnora " Sorry..you’re...just in case Tames about | |||
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