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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest joining a circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos got the weights and measures to decide if its heavy tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ

No, not a turn on at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olympic jizznastics

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on? "

Is that with your legs over your head?

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on?

Is that with your legs over your head? "

lol no laying flat, I don’t do Yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to put on your CV I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "
better or worse than the curtains?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on?

Is that with your legs over your head?

lol no laying flat, I don’t do Yoga"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a turn on for me at all

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far


"Something to put on your CV I suppose."

No I wouldn't recommend spunking over a CV before popping it in the post for that dream job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just a rascal, jizzy rascal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something to put on your CV I suppose.

No I wouldn't recommend spunking over a CV before popping it in the post for that dream job. "

Not the spunk. The OP's skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj "
hope not too

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "

Much rather it over your positively delightful derrière!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too "

Hahaha he's going to love that!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on? "
I can do that it’s not hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! "
just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t shoot far just a lot of cum lol maybe too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like your best party trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on? "

It’s the first thing women always ask on here, can you blow your beans over your head, alas I cannot do this feat, so I have to make do with a Pot Noodle and wank most evenings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it like your best party trick?"
i can juggle boobies thats mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not really a heavy cummer but if Iv not cum for quite a while and been really horny as I am during the week , I can cum loads , was cammimg with a fab friend last Friday and he was amazed how much muck I shot , but as I say generally very average

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

generally every male will class there self as a heavy cummer,

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was enlisted by the police force to shoot down a drone over Gatwick not so long ago. They told me that they were apprehensive in using bullets so enquired if they might make use of my, ahem, rather special ability......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "

Haha you must be some shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"generally every male will class there self as a heavy cummer, "

I don't

I'm a dribbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on Britain’s got talent !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"generally every male will class there self as a heavy cummer,

I don't

I'm a dribbler "

I don't cum a lot either

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By *oupleyouwouldntexpectCouple
over a year ago

Derby

of course its hot! x

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham


"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me

Much rather it over your positively delightful derrière!"
il second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up "

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

"

Or is It?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

Or is It? "

Where is Mulder and Scully when you need them??

The honest to god real and accept no substitute LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

Or is It?

Where is Mulder and Scully when you need them??

The honest to god real and accept no substitute LJ "

Stop it Holly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a heavy load, I can also blow a load while helicopter swinging my dick, it's worth the clean up trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man. "

. Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm not particularly heavy but I am very accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man.

. Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it. "

Me too! I never realised just how proud of his load a man could be

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...

I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man.

. Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it.

Me too! I never realised just how proud of his load a man could be "

Not every man mind ... just a small proportion I would say (I realise the irony in that phrase )

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on? "

I thought heavy cummer meant quantity, not distance, am I wrong?

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over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...

I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself"

I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...

I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself

I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one"

Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.

Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on?

I thought heavy cummer meant quantity, not distance, am I wrong?"

That's what I thought.

Heavy denotes volume to me rather than how "powerful" the shot may be

I wouldn't be afraid of a "heavy load" getting in my eye even though it would sting like a bitch, yet if a powerful bullet like jet was heading for my peepers I'd shit bricks.

Alright doc, my eyeball is in the back of my head and facing the wrong way, but there's a perfectly good explanation

P

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...

I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself

I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one

Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber? "

To prevent this, I have to mentally visualise Susan Boyle chomping away on a hobnob

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...

I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself

I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one

Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber?

To prevent this, I have to mentally visualise Susan Boyle chomping away on a hobnob"

That would be instant flaccid knob to me

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I wonder how many times he give himself a facial before he cleared his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be a novel circus act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

"
you already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a turn on for me at all

Lj hope not too

Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up

Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???

The real LJ!!!

Or is It?

Where is Mulder and Scully when you need them??

The honest to god real and accept no substitute LJ

Stop it Holly!!! "

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I always thought "heavy cummer" meant volume, not velocity.

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