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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So I've been massively let down tonight and could do with a laugh to cheer me up. Anyone got any funny sex stories of either their own of that they're heard. Preferably things you both laughed at rather than anything at another person's expense.

I'll happily start. I once sprained my ankle getting my heel stuck in my fishnets and falling in a heap on the floor. Rather ruined the seductive look I was going for but it must have been pretty amusing to watch. I've also managed to shoot a vibrator out when they let go as I had an orgasm .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!"

Oh no! I'm guessing you couldn't smooth it out as an attempted dive? Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst UBI (unidentifiable beer injury) was falling over, landing across the edge of a bath tub, breaking 4 ribs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put a small box on the top shelf of my gerbils cage. One of the boys decided to chew the box while sitting in it. The box acted as a slide (my gerbil is rather chunky) and ended up on the lower shelf, with the gerbil still inside (thud!) He looked a bit surprised but still ended up chewing the box into shreds. And we regretted not filming his adventure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look up the funniest dildo review on Google... Trust me you'll laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!

Oh no! I'm guessing you couldn't smooth it out as an attempted dive? Haha!"

Are you old enough to remember the Big Daddy Splosh?

It was more that kinda move

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My worst UBI (unidentifiable beer injury) was falling over, landing across the edge of a bath tub, breaking 4 ribs. "

Oh jeez. That sounds more painful than funny!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"We put a small box on the top shelf of my gerbils cage. One of the boys decided to chew the box while sitting in it. The box acted as a slide (my gerbil is rather chunky) and ended up on the lower shelf, with the gerbil still inside (thud!) He looked a bit surprised but still ended up chewing the box into shreds. And we regretted not filming his adventure . "

Oh bless him! I had gerbils as a kid. They will chew through anything!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!

Oh no! I'm guessing you couldn't smooth it out as an attempted dive? Haha!

Are you old enough to remember the Big Daddy Splosh?

It was more that kinda move "

I'm guessing I'm not. I googled it and it brought up a wrestler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!

Oh no! I'm guessing you couldn't smooth it out as an attempted dive? Haha!

Are you old enough to remember the Big Daddy Splosh?

It was more that kinda move

I'm guessing I'm not. I googled it and it brought up a wrestler?"

That's the one

He was a big feller - 20+ stone

His signature move was to jump on people and splosh them with his belly

As elegance goes, it wasn't up there with the best

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I tripped and fell (head first) into a jacuzzi in a club

FAIL!

Oh no! I'm guessing you couldn't smooth it out as an attempted dive? Haha!

Are you old enough to remember the Big Daddy Splosh?

It was more that kinda move

I'm guessing I'm not. I googled it and it brought up a wrestler?

That's the one

He was a big feller - 20+ stone

His signature move was to jump on people and splosh them with his belly

As elegance goes, it wasn't up there with the best "

Haha! Hope you left some water in there for everyone else!

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