FabSwingers.com forum: I think iv got crabs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woke up with crabs

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

That’s a big one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Impressive

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it bite Dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a tad nippy this morning

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Shelly McCrab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I get rid off crabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiling water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get rid off crabs? "

Take them to the beach

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"How do I get rid off crabs? "

Trip to Boots and a wander down the headlice aisle, they are lice so some lotions will do it (read the box)

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"How do I get rid off crabs? "

Fairly easily dealt with..Either go to your Dr or pop into clinic or pharmacy,used to use a lotion ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking your latest veris!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Let people that you have been close to know ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"How do I get rid off crabs?

Take them to the beach

They love that!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

That looks like a serious case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll entice it away with an easter egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check if they are walking sideways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check if they are walking sideways

It's singing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check if they are walking sideways

It's singing!! "

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside" it's taking the piss!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Been dipping your "line" in the harbour again ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not medically qualified but I'd say you definitely have. Pour boiling water on it, that'll get rid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not think I've got crabs but I've been feeling the pinch lately.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Now if you'd said lobster, I'd have been impressed x

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Oh man just spotted your profile pic. Thought you were serious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your crabs doing Dash

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"How’s your crabs doing Dash

Hopefully not breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s your crabs doing Dash

Hopefully not breeding

I went and bought him a crab line

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It looks soooooo cute though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s your crabs doing Dash

He was singing to me earlier, the cheeky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get rid off crabs?

Take them to the beach

Had to read this twice I thought it said bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s your crabs doing Dash

He was singing to me earlier, the cheeky bastard"

What was he singing?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hope to god that gets a good wash before it goes back in the toy box.........

Take that any way you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Checking your latest veris!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got gnomes Dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derbak will clear em

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I got gnomes Dash

Is there a new pic challenge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got gnomes Dash

Is there a new pic challenge ?"

I don’t gnome what’s going on Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me, I need new bath toys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv got a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got gnomes Dash

Is there a new pic challenge ?"

Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge.

I'm going to play. brb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a sausage"

I could give your sausage a good gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a sausage"

It needs to be in front of your genitals.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un."

I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a sausage

I could give your sausage a good gnome

Be careful! He has crabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got gnomes Dash

Is there a new pic challenge ?

Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge.

I'm going to play. brb."

Yes come on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un.

I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?

Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un.

I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?

Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried just flicking it off? It looks like a big un.

I'm not sure getting sexually involved with it is the way forward?

Each to their ow...... Ah fuck it!

Hello Nora, I gnome you don’t I...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv got a candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a candle"

I’ve got loo roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv got bleach!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Check if they are walking sideways

Crabsody In Blue - AC/DC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-u2dsIeA18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got gnomes Dash

Is there a new pic challenge ?

Obscure objects in front of the genital challenge.

I'm going to play. brb.

Yes come on...

One sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got bleach!! "

I’ve got a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got bleach!!

I’ve got a shower

Now that is what I call a hot photo......you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try rubbing castor sugar in ur pubes

It doesn't kill them, just rots their teeth

You'll get a good nights sleep at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv got cannabis

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Iv got cannabis

Stoned crabs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got cannabis

Stoned crabs!"

My avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got cannabis

Stoned crabs!"

Lol....

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

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By *terling2017Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

" Checking your latest veris!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

The worst job I ever had - Derek & Clive...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

Indeed"

Make us a nice cuppa Dash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

Indeed

Make us a nice cuppa Dash

Do you want tea bagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

Indeed

Make us a nice cuppa Dash

Do you want tea bagging? "
do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This confirms what's worse than a lobster in your piano? Crabs in your organ.

Indeed

Make us a nice cuppa Dash

Do you want tea bagging? do you

Teabag

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Check if they are walking sideways

It's singing!! "

Crabs on my rocks ,

Aint no big surprise ,

I gave her my cock and she gave me her lice ,

got nothing to lose so I'll just sing the blues for a while .

First they start to bite you then they really itch you suddenly you find your down there scratching like a dog .

now sing this to Neil Diamonds love on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could start a crab circus. A bit like a flea circus but with crabs.

To be fair you can't train a crab to do much .

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You could start a crab circus. A bit like a flea circus but with crabs.

To be fair you can't train a crab to do much ."

They're very snappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perils of going into Blackpool for a shag.

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