FabSwingers.com forum: Crap Movies you've watched?

By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

Adding one to my list right now

Maze Runner:Death Cure

Completely and utterly turgid the first half.... Do I see this through or find another?

What movies have you watched that were terrible!?

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

John Wick 2

Just one fight/shootout after another for 2 hours.

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"John Wick 2

Just one fight/shootout after another for 2 hours. "

God yes I had the misfortune of watching that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most horror/ paranormal activity movies .... They make me laugh at how bad and not so terrifying they are these days...

I love a good horror but they don't make them like they used to.

The only movie that has scared me was terminator 2 where the nuke goes off and you see the kids in the park disintegrate, had nightmares for days.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I watch Movies 24! I’ve seen too much rubbish to mention

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Dunkirk was just one big let down

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Yeah that paranormal one with the webcam and shit, and then a door slams and youre supposed to shit yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love actually

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

All of the above.... Yes!!!

This maze Runner crap isn't getting any better.... 2.5 hours I'll never see again!!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If a film doesn’t keep me interested within the first 20 minutes then it’s going off. I rarely go to the cinema so sat at home I can usually find soelse to watch.

Dunkirk was a disappointment, I got to about 10 minutes and switched it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lobster Man from Mars.

Genuinely. Was so crap it was hilarious!

Had Patrick Macnee in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lobster Man from Mars.

Genuinely. Was so crap it was hilarious!

Had Patrick Macnee in it."

I still remember it from 30 years ago! What's that strange smell of fish was the key line when man was about to come on screen. Well lobster claw not man!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

All the Star Trek films! The guy with the ears

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I have to say the Bourne series sorry but absolute bore of a series lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I watched that one about the two princesses going out on VE Day.....utter rubbish and I very much doubt our Queen would have done that even at the young age she was then.

Utter garbage, bad acting!

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By *atthuMan
over a year ago

carnforth

I watched one last night called the greasystrangler was shockingly shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Godfather 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar. Nobody will ever convince me that it’s a good film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Thin Red Line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Arnie in Commando a couple of days ago, first time i have seen it since the 80s, amazing how bad it was. Arnie was nicknamed the Austrian Oak in his bodybuilding days, he carried that over to his 'acting' career

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The fantastic beasts sequel.

I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Grey with Liam Neeson

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By *ock2shareMan
over a year ago

Happyville

Just about all movies are crap now thanks to political correctness. Same with TV programs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maximum Overdrive has to be one of the most ridiculous ever. I think Stephen King wrote it, which is surprising. It's one of those so bad it's good films though.

I don't watch a lot of films these days. I'm not into blockbusters usually and there seem to be so many remakes and franchises these days.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I watched one last night called the greasystrangler was shockingly shit"

OMG I’ve seen it! Well, I couldn’t finish it. We’re you a hero, did you get to the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Humanity Bureau

Nicolas Cage 2018

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Alien Covenant. What a sack of slow pretentious wank.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia - loved by some, so I don't know if it was my mood or what - I thought it pretty bad. Not even as good as the paint colour

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Rocky Horror Picture Show. Just awful!

Green Street. All 3 of them (yes they made 3 of them!). The first one is strangely watchable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robin hood with Russel crow utter dross

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By *hargMan
over a year ago

Erskine

The worst movie I’ve sat through at the cinema was Walk Like A Panther, a dire British wrestling comedy.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The fantastic beasts sequel.

I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series"

Agree with you in that one, I even had a little sleep in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fantastic beasts sequel.

I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series

Agree with you in that one, I even had a little sleep in the middle."

My son loved it I hated it.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I quite liked the first Maze Runner film, but found the sequels dire. The books are miles better.

I just saw a French film on Netflix called 'Happy End' which was quite possibly the most uneventful dross I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragon Wars, just awful

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Troll hunter

So bad it’s funny

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Zodiac. A crap film that never seemed to end. I fell asleep in the cinema watching for the first and only time.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

All of the Pirates of the Carribbean films, my ex loved them, as I would say it's Johnny Depp performance you love, stick any other actor in the same role playing it straight with the same script it's boring rubbish. Even the idea for the film came from a theme park ride

One so bad it's good is ' Night of the Lepus' massive killer rabbits

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"The fantastic beasts sequel.

I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series

Agree with you in that one, I even had a little sleep in the middle."

It was terrible wasn’t it yet I had Hugh hopes as first was quite good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adding one to my list right now

Maze Runner:Death Cure

Completely and utterly turgid the first half.... Do I see this through or find another?

What movies have you watched that were terrible!? "

I watched Maze Runner the Scorch Trials. Wish I hadn't now, but if a film is called Maze Runner then I want to see a fucking maze and someone running through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zardoz.

Sean Connery spends most of the time with his nob out and I'm still none the wiser as to what the film is about.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Crikey many shit films probably more bad than good.

About Schmitt Jack Nicholson should have been called about shit.

Ready player one nonsense that is pretty much unwatchable unless you are an 8 year old boy with the attention span of a goldfish.

Some of these sickly sweet American predictable ROM coms.

And usually when they try to make a film from a TV series absolutely fabulous being a good example.

Or should that be bad example!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the mistake of watching the new Ghost Busters a little while back. Utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Humanity Bureau

Nicolas Cage 2018"

Is there a good film with Nicolas Cage in it?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Green Street. Awful in every way...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got Waspnado on DVD waiting to be watched...I'm guessing from the title it's going to be a classic..

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Anything my husband usually watches !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirahna DD. So crap it was hilarious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gun. What a pile of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirahna DD. So crap it was hilarious x"

Was that the one with the 10 minute underwater lesbian scene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blair Witch Project from the "90s is a total piece of shit. Even the teenagers at the cinema did not like it. But it made a lot of money at cinemas because they advertised it online.

The concept of "found" video footage from people who had vanished is not a bad idea but the inept young folk who made this had obviously never seen a movie by Hitchcock or any other director who can tell a suspenseful story.

Also, the 1990's remake of Hitchcock's Psycho. It was worse than I knew it would be.

These films are not even so bad that they are amusing like "Plan Nine from Outer Space" with Bela Lugosi.

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"Green Street. Awful in every way... "

Only good thing is they used my old local to film some of it in Brentford

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"The Humanity Bureau

Nicolas Cage 2018

Is there a good film with Nicolas Cage in it?"

Con Air?

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"Maximum Overdrive has to be one of the most ridiculous ever. I think Stephen King wrote it, which is surprising. It's one of those so bad it's good films though.

I don't watch a lot of films these days. I'm not into blockbusters usually and there seem to be so many remakes and franchises these days."

I'll make sure I avoid it Mollypop... Thanks for the heads up

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"I quite liked the first Maze Runner film, but found the sequels dire. The books are miles better.

I just saw a French film on Netflix called 'Happy End' which was quite possibly the most uneventful dross I've ever seen."

Yeah had great hopes after the first one, keep watching them in hope!!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP Man
over a year ago

Glos/Telford

"Adding one to my list right now

Maze Runner:Death Cure

Completely and utterly turgid the first half.... Do I see this through or find another?

What movies have you watched that were terrible!?

I watched Maze Runner the Scorch Trials. Wish I hadn't now, but if a film is called Maze Runner then I want to see a fucking maze and someone running through it."

Hahahshs yes, absofuckinglutely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the exception of wonder woman, anything DC. Utter crap compared to marvel.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"The Humanity Bureau

Nicolas Cage 2018

Is there a good film with Nicolas Cage in it?"

Leaving Las Vegas is awesome- Face off is pretty entertaining too

Worst film i've seen (well I endured about 20 minutes) is Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green). Its an American Comedy (usually and oxymoron) with someone devoid of humour, a non existant story and desperately trying too hard to be funny

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Zodiac. A crap film that never seemed to end. I fell asleep in the cinema watching for the first and only time."

Yeah seen that a complete bore maybe that was the plot to make everyone fall asleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remake of 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' was diarrhea. I couldn't even force myself to continue watching. After 15 minutes I had to turn it off.

It's rare I turn off a film as there's usually something worth while to keep you engaged until the end. Even with a bad film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars. Overrated tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you see me too

Loved the 1st one but as usal sequel was poor

Actually forgot I'd seen it at the cinema it was so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few weeks ago I watched a Netflix movie called "Await further instructions". It was such a pile of poo. Unbelievably total and utter shite. I was left sitting on the sofa with my mouth open thinking "what the fuck was that about". Awful!!!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

That recent IT film, fucking boring Along with John Wick 2, Deadpool 2, Star Wars 1, 2 and 5 (didn't bother with 3 nor 8, probably won't bother with 9 either).

Burn After Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthing starring owen wilson

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

theres alot of crap movies, one of the worst was avatar

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Flesh Gordon, saying that I would be tempted to watch it again.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Any of Director, Godfrey Ho’s ninja movies from the 1980’s.

They are infamous in cinematic history....have a google to see exactly why.

Having said that, they were fun in a sort of God awful-why am I putting myself through this?! - type of manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saving Private Ryan after the beach landings and before the big scrap at the end.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Lord of the rings films, saw the first one. Hated it, didn't see the others.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Super Shark

Atlantic Rim

Sharknado

I'm sure most can see a pattern forming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunger Games 2.

The first Hunger Games was a really good idea,but couldn't make head nor tails of the second one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another: Pretty much every film by director Jess Franco (and he’s VERY prolific!)

Apart from much welcome, copious nudity, his movies are bloody awful to put it as equitably as I can.

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

All of the Twilight films.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

San Andreas.. the Rock "starring" God awful film with wooden acting

2 hours I will never get back again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would be negligent to not mention the cinematic atrocity that is, The Last Jedi here.

A truly, astonishingly awful movie that ostensibly delights in defecating upon the fond memories of long time fans of the franchise.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Far too many to list and alot of them are recent films aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cloud atlas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the "so bad I find it mesmerising and even if it starts at 11pm and I have to be up for work I can't help myself watching it" category I offer : Anaconda. Same for any Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal movie.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Worst film i've seen (well I endured about 20 minutes) is Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green). Its an American Comedy (usually and oxymoron) with someone devoid of humour, a non existant story and desperately trying too hard to be funny"

It's beyond ridiculous, yet when I was a teenager I thought it was hilarious. I hate that 'daddy would you like some sausages' still pops into my goddamn head at random.

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By *ilo_Stitch69Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Circle .. worse film I’ve ever watched and time I’ll never get back lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars Episode VIII - The Last Jedi. Absolutely bloody awful.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

All the fast and furious films and them awful Essex boys films

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By *ilo_Stitch69Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

"All the fast and furious films and them awful Essex boys films "

Omg I watched the latest fast & furious other night worse film I’ve seen in a long time , they have took the racing out off it and made it so unbelievable x

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Surfer dude. It was awful.

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By *anTouchThisCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Alone in the Dark. Utter tosh that can't even blame it on the source material as it deviates so much from it.

In the Name of the King is probably worse, since it has a respectable cast, some great locations and passable effects, yet manages to bore the viewer at every opportunity. What should have been a fun fantasy romp just limps along from one badly filmed scene to the next.

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Krampus

Trick r treat

Both overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Happening

Monsters (the sequel was much better)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still haven't seen Hottub Time Machine. I understand it's shitier than a KFC, but I'm bizzarly curious.

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

The new black christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron Sky. But it's awful in a B-movie kinda way, and it knows it's terrible

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tears of the Sun (starring Bruce Willis).

Truly dreadful film.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Assassin's creed.... still... what did I expect from a video game derivative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla Sky!! Worst film I've ever seen!!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

All Indiana Jones films and basically anything Harrison Ford is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Star War films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha 3D

To be fair the ‘normal’ cinema version was pretty dire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple of the fast and furious films and also the pirates of the carribean films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airbender

Wtf was that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ghostbusters 2016.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Groundhog day - such a stupid film.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Any Star War films "

Ooh! Contraversial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CELL - John Cusack and Samuael A Jackson.. absolutely crap..with a capital C.

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By *urious_Female89Woman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

Sex and the city especially the 2nd one! I loved the series it was ace! the movies shoulda been left well and truly alone

I second 'await further instructions', cannot believe I made it through the whole film

Netflix is such a russian roulette for trying to curb boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!

What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.

You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Everything with Steven Seagal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lighthouse....absolute pish!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

Some people rate it. I don't know if I caught it on a bad day but I thought it was shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any Star War films "

I second this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!

What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.

You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.

I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not watch movies very often. I like classics, so no disappointment so far

Definitely I do not like horrors these days, especially paranormal activity - they do not scare me, they make me laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!

What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.

You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.

I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis."

I have to Google a pic if his penis

Thanks Jimmy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!

What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.

You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.

I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis.

I have to Google a pic if his penis

Thanks Jimmy!

You're welcome.

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