FabSwingers.com forum: Went into a proper sex shop today.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under their bed, if someone breaks in they can use it to whack them over the head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under their bed, if someone breaks in they can use it to whack them over the head "

The size of them then I don’t think they would be leaving walking out the door lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "
if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "

Not sure you want them to fuck you with them lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "

I have a silicone double ended that I call the burglar deterrent, I recon I could do damage to anyone trying to break into the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger "

Todger

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger

I have a silicone double ended that I call the burglar deterrent, I recon I could do damage to anyone trying to break into the house

It was fun being fluffed to model that one too

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! if it says realistic on the packaging it was modelled on my tadger

Todger

Todgers are the little ones

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How big was it OP?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.

She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.

She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big was it OP? "

Eye watering large!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big was it OP? "

The girth of a bottle but a big longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.

She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.

She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......"

Haha heard that before but with the fire extinguisher

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.

She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.

She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big was it OP?

The girth of a bottle but a big longer"

Are you sure it wasn’t a double one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big was it OP?

The girth of a Pepsi bottle but a big longer"

For god sake fab and your censoring issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep some monsters avalable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big was it OP?

The girth of a bottle but a big longer

Are you sure it wasn’t a double one?"

Nope it was definitely one! It had balls on the end, the lady said she sells one at least once a week!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I took my ex into a sex shop ages ago.

She took quite a shine to a massive tartan dildo on the top shelf.

She asked the bloke how much it cost, he said it's not for sale madam, that's my flask......

Haha heard that before but with the fire extinguisher

The old ones are the best.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I went to the pet shop with my friend a few months ago, we were giggling over a dog toy ~ It looked like a giant double ender! Childish really

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

If you mean something around 2.5" diameter and 10" long then, in my case, it gets mounted on a fucking machine and driven in and out of my bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "

Seen the ones that look like mushroom doorstoppers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!! "

On Easter Sunday ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me I thought I was open minded

Where the hell do people put those massive, massive dildos

I’m not normally lost for words but.... nope I have nothing!!

On Easter Sunday ?"

Yes, on Easter Sunday.

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My favourite toy I’ve seen in a sex shop was called a ‘buttpedo’ it was bigger than a rugby ball

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