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Why in the holy fuck off do I not have a pony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just seeing if Tame's theory works.

I'm off to prepare the stable.

In the meantime why not fill the thread with toys and things you always wanted but never got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you meant a different type of pony for a second

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought you meant a different type of pony for a second"

What other type is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got one aparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was lowering the tone. Slang for something.

* leaves quietly *

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By *icker42Man
over a year ago

andover

I have been called horse would that work for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drum kit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been called horse would that work for you "

Can I call you Tony?

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By *icker42Man
over a year ago

andover


"I have been called horse would that work for you

Can I call you Tony?"

Thats better than horse tony will be fine

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just seeing if Tame's theory works.

I'm off to prepare the stable.

In the meantime why not fill the thread with toys and things you always wanted but never got? "

Also pony.

Fuck I'm an adult!

I can buy one

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Find a field with ponies in it.

Steal one.

Problem solved.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might need a horse.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I think you might need a horse."

Meeeeowww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this work to get a girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might need a horse.

Meeeeowww"

Kids have ponies. Not being catty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If history repeats itself I'm totally getting a dinosaur

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"If history repeats itself I'm totally getting a dinosaur "

You're going to need a really big garden...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If history repeats itself I'm totally getting a dinosaur

You're going to need a really big garden..."

Not if she has a compythisauraus. They're the size of chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego technic and lots of bionicles!

That said I had a spoiled childhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If history repeats itself I'm totally getting a dinosaur

You're going to need a really big garden...

Not if she has a compythisauraus. They're the size of chickens."

What's the point in having a chicken sized dinosaur? Get me a T-rex to ride on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arcade machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted one of those big yellow teapots that open into a dolls house. I never got one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two women in same bed wanting me but it's a pipe dream so will settle for a new set of golf clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If history repeats itself I'm totally getting a dinosaur

You're going to need a really big garden...

Not if she has a compythisauraus. They're the size of chickens.

What's the point in having a chicken sized dinosaur? Get me a T-rex to ride on "

I can do a good T-rex impression...rawww!

I'll get the saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seeing if Tame's theory works.

I'm off to prepare the stable.

In the meantime why not fill the thread with toys and things you always wanted but never got? "

Go ask the pony store.

Like the unicorn store film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why in the holy fuck off do I not have thin thighs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because u like crumpet granny

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The worst part of being an adult is being able to buy kittens/puppies/ponies and remembering your parents advice when you were a kid about the responsibility/going away etc. and having to give yourself that advice and not being able to blame anyone else!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Because u like crumpet granny"

Oh yeah and butter....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just seeing if Tame's theory works.

I'm off to prepare the stable.

In the meantime why not fill the thread with toys and things you always wanted but never got?

Go ask the pony store.

Like the unicorn store film "

I watched that too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always wanted one of those big yellow teapots that open into a dolls house. I never got one! "

I think they only ever had them in doctors waiting rooms/nurseries etc. They all seemed to have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst part of being an adult is being able to buy kittens/puppies/ponies and remembering your parents advice when you were a kid about the responsibility/going away etc. and having to give yourself that advice and not being able to blame anyone else! "

The worst part of being an adult was losing my powers of teleportation.... so many times when I was a kid I'd fall asleep on the sofa and magically wake up in my bed

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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The worst part of being an adult is being able to buy kittens/puppies/ponies and remembering your parents advice when you were a kid about the responsibility/going away etc. and having to give yourself that advice and not being able to blame anyone else!

The worst part of being an adult was losing my powers of teleportation.... so many times when I was a kid I'd fall asleep on the sofa and magically wake up in my bed "

Ooh that’s a good one! I might start a thread about this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst part of being an adult is being able to buy kittens/puppies/ponies and remembering your parents advice when you were a kid about the responsibility/going away etc. and having to give yourself that advice and not being able to blame anyone else!

The worst part of being an adult was losing my powers of teleportation.... so many times when I was a kid I'd fall asleep on the sofa and magically wake up in my bed

Ooh that’s a good one! I might start a thread about this haha"

Lol, I shall look forward to joining in on it

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