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Why in the holy fuck off are all the shops shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re all open here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash"

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Not all are shut.

Put some effort in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open "
morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a thread will get you some butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting a thread will get you some butter."

If I start a thread can I get a pony?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Starting a thread will get you some butter.

If I start a thread can I get a pony? "

Give it a go... you don't know until you try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 24hr Marks and Spencers petrol station near me that never closes - I love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starting a thread will get you some butter."
it had iv found an open asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr"

Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

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Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

"

I'm sure cows and shops were both invented before Jesus was.

Cal

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By *icker42Man
over a year ago

andover


"Starting a thread will get you some butter.

If I start a thread can I get a pony? "

Butter “ i cant find a mistress here what chance has he with butter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

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Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

I'm sure cows and shops were both invented before Jesus was.

Cal"

Cows were invented

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

"
but he knew magic tho so should have known still

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offies"
Offlicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown man in 'being caught unawares by shops being closed on one of the only 2 days of the year shops aren't open' shocker.

#prayforpullmyfinger

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash"

Because not everyone feels the same about Easter as you do...

It's not exactly a surprise surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !"
panic over butter aquired

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Grown man in 'being caught unawares by shops being closed on one of the only 2 days of the year shops aren't open' shocker.

#prayforpullmyfinger"

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By *apeyeMan
over a year ago

worcester

Get a grip, it’s Easter and people deserve sometime off with their families and children

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I got shot down last time I said this but I stand firmly by my opinion. There is no need for shops to be open on a Sunday.

You knew Easter was coming Pull. Pop to the garage

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I think the word " out " should be added to the end of his profile name

butter wouldn't melt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

"

I think a zebra and a buffalo got jiggy on the Ark and hey presto... Cow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" !panic over butter aquired"

Phew. What a relief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got shot down last time I said this but I stand firmly by my opinion. There is no need for shops to be open on a Sunday.

You knew Easter was coming Pull. Pop to the garage "
i went one better nicked my maas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash"

Tbf, Easter is probably even more of a religiosity holiday than Christmas, albeit less “popular”.

I really hope you need butter for the xmas buns (which aren’t xmas puds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired"

You survived the test, however your lack of general preparedness does not bode well for surviving the zombie appocolypse, when the shops will be closed for a week or more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired"

Ok, make sure you start a thread on how you were united with the butter and the lessons you learnt about shops being shut on Easter Sunday in your 40th year.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I got shot down last time I said this but I stand firmly by my opinion. There is no need for shops to be open on a Sunday.

You knew Easter was coming Pull. Pop to the garage i went one better nicked my maas"

Aww bless your mam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its easter not christmas i need fucking butter grrrrrrrr hulk smaaaaaash

They only shut twice a year teabag...garages will be open morribogs of all places is shut never mind all the local offiesOfflicences cannot sell alcohol at all today and pubs can only serve 12.30 to 10 00pm. You can buy butter though !panic over butter aquired

Ok, make sure you start a thread on how you were united with the butter and the lessons you learnt about shops being shut on Easter Sunday in your 40th year. "
later toast first too late for bacon now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They arent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well mr jebus i hope it hurt like fuck i cant have breakfast now grrrrrrr

Shops weren't invented when Jebus was alive, neither was butter for that matter. Or cows! Where the fuck did cows come from anyway! And did Jebus know about breakfast anyway??

Ooh I wish the God botherers would come knocking today, I fancy a ruckus.

I think a zebra and a buffalo got jiggy on the Ark and hey presto... Cow"

Now that would make sense!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Be more organised. People who work in retail should be off today!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been up the garden centre and they were closed. So ended up in the pub. What a shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter is more important in the Christian calender than Christmas is, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easter is more important in the Christian calender than Christmas is, just saying "

There are plenty of non Christians about...

That said, I wish all the shops were shut every Sunday, and Saturday afternoons come to that, would clear the roads of traffic and give structure to the week.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Because people should be entitled to family time off together. Get your bloody butter another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use regular lube....

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