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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today it is the resurrection of jesus, are you celebrating it and thinking of him? I am.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No, but as I said in your crucifixion thread I will be thinking of the symbolism of rebirth and the turning box the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but as I said in your crucifixion thread I will be thinking of the symbolism of rebirth and the turning box the wheel."
That is also good .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No, but as I said in your crucifixion thread I will be thinking of the symbolism of rebirth and the turning box the wheel.That is also good ."

Of course I meant turning "of" the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, but as I said in your crucifixion thread I will be thinking of the symbolism of rebirth and the turning box the wheel.That is also good .

Of course I meant turning "of" the wheel."

I like that analogy.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

No not for me personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not for me personally"

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips "

Don’t worry, I’ll be thinking of your hips, and your boobs too if it helps

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips "

I won't be eating chocolate but thinking about your hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out with the old today. Perfect timing to clear the mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but as I said in your crucifixion thread I will be thinking of the symbolism of rebirth and the turning box the wheel.That is also good .

Of course I meant turning "of" the wheel."
Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips

I won't be eating chocolate but thinking about your hips "

Lol you haven’t seen my hips for a while. I think they may be wider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips

Don’t worry, I’ll be thinking of your hips, and your boobs too if it helps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips "

Chocolate has no calories today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips

Chocolate has no calories today. "

I broke it first so any calories fell out

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I shall be eating chocolate and not thinking of my hips

Chocolate has no calories today.

I broke it first so any calories fell out "

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

None of these matches the gospel account which required each to randomly return to theor place of birth. The whole idea was contrived to fulfill the old testament prophesy about the next king of the Jews as the messiah being born in King Davids city. The bible also contains a family lineage of Joseph linking him to king David. Something pretty odd given christians dont believe Joseph was the biological father of jesus. The census referred to all are well documented and had no impact on the uprooting of the entire empire as the bible suggests. They were local and there is no record of one at the time of jesus supposed birth. Quirrinius was not governor of syria when Herod ruled amd Augustus was on tje throne. The dates given by the gospel writers are wrong but even if this means jesus was born under the census you mention, there was no town of Nazareth in Galilee at that time either!!!

The massacre of the innocents was completely fabricated. No evidence for it exists outside of one gospel writers versiob of events. That myth was designed to parallel the massacre of israelite children by the Egyptians from the old testament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If hes up he can get his arse to morribogs and open up i need butter

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

if he was enough of a smart arse to turn water i to wine, i'll await his return to change the brocolli in my fridge in to a pizza...otherwise i'm calling it all a load of bolox

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I bet if he does come back he bring a crowbar with him just incase

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

If married women have Mothers day, married guys have Father’s Day, then I guess us singles can enjoy Palm Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not thinking about any myths today.

Can’t even suspend disbelief to watch a James Bond film, never mind zombie Jesus, talking serpents, earth flooding and being repopulated by one family,....

Or would not like to think about torturing one’s son or burning people in hell for eternity or thinking slavery and taking virgins forcibly and killing firsts born boys is what a good god would do for me to worship him or his son:self after forcing a child into his own mother!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m looking after my ill husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

None of these matches the gospel account which required each to randomly return to theor place of birth. The whole idea was contrived to fulfill the old testament prophesy about the next king of the Jews as the messiah being born in King Davids city. The bible also contains a family lineage of Joseph linking him to king David. Something pretty odd given christians dont believe Joseph was the biological father of jesus. The census referred to all are well documented and had no impact on the uprooting of the entire empire as the bible suggests. They were local and there is no record of one at the time of jesus supposed birth. Quirrinius was not governor of syria when Herod ruled amd Augustus was on tje throne. The dates given by the gospel writers are wrong but even if this means jesus was born under the census you mention, there was no town of Nazareth in Galilee at that time either!!!

The massacre of the innocents was completely fabricated. No evidence for it exists outside of one gospel writers versiob of events. That myth was designed to parallel the massacre of israelite children by the Egyptians from the old testament."

But apart from that ...

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Jesus is a zombie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - we’re celebrating a much nicer fictional character - The Easter Bunny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im celebrating the Easter bunnys birthday.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. No Shag I am not celebrating. I am not celebrating because it didn't happen. I am not celebrating because I am atheist. I hope your celebrations are joyous and filled with love.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

And so it is. Jesus died and was resurrected within 3 days and came bearing Easter eggs for the meek

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And so it is. Jesus died and was resurrected within 3 days and came bearing Easter eggs for the meek "

He didn't lay eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so it is. Jesus died and was resurrected within 3 days and came bearing Easter eggs for the meek

He didn't lay eggs. "

How does Easter bunny lay eggs?

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

No, why would I concern myself with one particular deity (or indeed one third of a deity) when there are something like 5000+ deities that mankind has believed in. What makes this one so special?

If the day is important to you I hope that it is good for you but it doesn't alter the fact that there is not one shred of evidence for any deity.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And so it is. Jesus died and was resurrected within 3 days and came bearing Easter eggs for the meek

He didn't lay eggs.

How does Easter bunny lay eggs?"

People shouldn't like to children about these things . Eggs are made in secret tunnels by hamsters. They are only HIDDEN by the bunny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No, why would I concern myself with one particular deity (or indeed one third of a deity) when there are something like 5000+ deities that mankind has believed in. What makes this one so special?

If the day is important to you I hope that it is good for you but it doesn't alter the fact that there is not one shred of evidence for any deity."

Are you saying this isn't Easter Sundei ?

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By *anThomasMan
over a year ago

Manchester/Salford

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A thyot in the dark ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be at work in a shop and wanting wine xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

DAN....... you spoiled my joke!

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By *anThomasMan
over a year ago

Manchester/Salford


"A thyot in the dark ?"

I've deleted my post by accident...sorry. Essentially I discredited the Gospel of Matthew account. I claimed it was all a myth...as I said to my friend Terry...it's all a mythterry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today it is the resurrection of jesus, are you celebrating it and thinking of him? I am."

No, didn't happen.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shag......... have you been sent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so it is. Jesus died and was resurrected within 3 days and came bearing Easter eggs for the meek

He didn't lay eggs.

How does Easter bunny lay eggs?

People shouldn't like to children about these things . Eggs are made in secret tunnels by hamsters. They are only HIDDEN by the bunny."

He needs to hide them better, there were shelves full of them in Asda, not hidden at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

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So is that a ‘no’ from you?

For myself, I’ll be thinking of the resurrection of our Lord on this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if he was enough of a smart arse to turn water i to wine, i'll await his return to change the brocolli in my fridge in to a pizza...otherwise i'm calling it all a load of bolox "

Just call Dominoes it’s easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the day our lord, Cadbury Mars rose from the dead. Praise the chocolate!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

As wine represents his blood I have consumed a bottle and half in his name

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It's the day our lord, Cadbury Mars rose from the dead. Praise the chocolate!"

Perhaps it wasn’t a rock that rolled away it was a large Cadbury Button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, why would I concern myself with one particular deity (or indeed one third of a deity) when there are something like 5000+ deities that mankind has believed in. What makes this one so special?

If the day is important to you I hope that it is good for you but it doesn't alter the fact that there is not one shred of evidence for any deity."

2019 and people still believe this nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today it is the resurrection of jesus, are you celebrating it and thinking of him? I am."

Do you think Jesus would like Haribo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

None of these matches the gospel account which required each to randomly return to theor place of birth. The whole idea was contrived to fulfill the old testament prophesy about the next king of the Jews as the messiah being born in King Davids city. The bible also contains a family lineage of Joseph linking him to king David. Something pretty odd given christians dont believe Joseph was the biological father of jesus. The census referred to all are well documented and had no impact on the uprooting of the entire empire as the bible suggests. They were local and there is no record of one at the time of jesus supposed birth. Quirrinius was not governor of syria when Herod ruled amd Augustus was on tje throne. The dates given by the gospel writers are wrong but even if this means jesus was born under the census you mention, there was no town of Nazareth in Galilee at that time either!!!

The massacre of the innocents was completely fabricated. No evidence for it exists outside of one gospel writers versiob of events. That myth was designed to parallel the massacre of israelite children by the Egyptians from the old testament."

Jesus was supposed to be from the line of King David in order to fulfill the prophecy. Thomas Paine, in The Age of Reason, pointed out that, in two gospels, there were two separate geneologies from King David to Joseph with different numbers of generations in between the two and all with different names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking it's a nice day for a day off so I am thankful for that as without the myth of Jesus it would just be another day. Is there a Parallel universe where Jesus myth does not exist. What's it like I wonder ?

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Who he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. How can you believe in someone or thing that has never existed

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

None of these matches the gospel account which required each to randomly return to theor place of birth. The whole idea was contrived to fulfill the old testament prophesy about the next king of the Jews as the messiah being born in King Davids city. The bible also contains a family lineage of Joseph linking him to king David. Something pretty odd given christians dont believe Joseph was the biological father of jesus. The census referred to all are well documented and had no impact on the uprooting of the entire empire as the bible suggests. They were local and there is no record of one at the time of jesus supposed birth. Quirrinius was not governor of syria when Herod ruled amd Augustus was on tje throne. The dates given by the gospel writers are wrong but even if this means jesus was born under the census you mention, there was no town of Nazareth in Galilee at that time either!!!

The massacre of the innocents was completely fabricated. No evidence for it exists outside of one gospel writers versiob of events. That myth was designed to parallel the massacre of israelite children by the Egyptians from the old testament.

Jesus was supposed to be from the line of King David in order to fulfill the prophecy. Thomas Paine, in The Age of Reason, pointed out that, in two gospels, there were two separate geneologies from King David to Joseph with different numbers of generations in between the two and all with different names. "

Yep. Its absurd that anyone with half a brain can believe in thw Christian faith. Couple of hours reading about the bible from respected historians and academics and its impossible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the person who thought they found evidence of relevant census ordered around the time of Jesus.

None of these matches the gospel account which required each to randomly return to theor place of birth. The whole idea was contrived to fulfill the old testament prophesy about the next king of the Jews as the messiah being born in King Davids city. The bible also contains a family lineage of Joseph linking him to king David. Something pretty odd given christians dont believe Joseph was the biological father of jesus. The census referred to all are well documented and had no impact on the uprooting of the entire empire as the bible suggests. They were local and there is no record of one at the time of jesus supposed birth. Quirrinius was not governor of syria when Herod ruled amd Augustus was on tje throne. The dates given by the gospel writers are wrong but even if this means jesus was born under the census you mention, there was no town of Nazareth in Galilee at that time either!!!

The massacre of the innocents was completely fabricated. No evidence for it exists outside of one gospel writers versiob of events. That myth was designed to parallel the massacre of israelite children by the Egyptians from the old testament.

Jesus was supposed to be from the line of King David in order to fulfill the prophecy. Thomas Paine, in The Age of Reason, pointed out that, in two gospels, there were two separate geneologies from King David to Joseph with different numbers of generations in between the two and all with different names.

Yep. Its absurd that anyone with half a brain can believe in thw Christian faith. Couple of hours reading about the bible from respected historians and academics and its impossible."

I'm absurd

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