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What thing did you believe to true for the longest time, but later found out wasn’t ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Lucy in the sky with diamonds was a song about a lady floating amongst the stars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I used to think adults knew what they were doing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one "

Easter bunny is real though!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I recently learned The architect of the Glasgow art galleries did NOT take his own life by jumping off the roof of the building because it was built facing the wrong way.

Turns out to be a complete urban myth floating around since the 80s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Lucy in the sky with diamonds was a song about a lady floating amongst the stars. "

It’s about a Welshman the Beatles met in tour that fixes bathroom appliances in aircraft (loose seat in the sky that Dai mends)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my dad could do anything.

He can't but he's still pretty awesome.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I found out Pyrex dishes weren't called pirate dishes when I was at uni. Mind blown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found out Pyrex dishes weren't called pirate dishes when I was at uni. Mind blown."

Oi where’s my message telling me how great I am ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one

Easter bunny is real though! "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

"

I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad told me there was little men in the traffic lights controlling them that’s why they changed coulour I believed this up until I was 18 in my first job and sed “the little man in the lights must not be able to see us” the lass I was burst out laughing thanks dad

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was convinced that being a grown up would be awesome because I'd have no problems and would be able to sort everything out for myself without being made to do stuff I didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I used to think it was my giddy ant. I used to think why would an ant be giddy. Later I twigged it was aunt, 20 years to work that out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years my grandad told me his dog was named after a Russian peasant he fell in love with during ww2 ....

What’s your dog called ?

ASKA

SOUNDED RUSSIAN TO ME

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one "

You have to believe in the magic for the magic to happen

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I found out Pyrex dishes weren't called pirate dishes when I was at uni. Mind blown.

Oi where’s my message telling me how great I am ?!"

I'm busy, keep up your penis up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man

"

You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found out Pyrex dishes weren't called pirate dishes when I was at uni. Mind blown.

Oi where’s my message telling me how great I am ?!

I'm busy, keep up your penis up! "

Not hard in this weather. Meaning it’s not hard to stay hard etc

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"That Lucy in the sky with diamonds was a song about a lady floating amongst the stars.

It’s about a Welshman the Beatles met in tour that fixes bathroom appliances in aircraft (loose seat in the sky that Dai mends)"

Well played! Take a bow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought dumplings that my nan served in stew were creatures that my grandad shot with his air rifle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds. "

I’ve got a lamp by bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds.

I’ve got a lamp by bed "

And a massive dildo in your draw.

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

The tooth fairy!! I was devastated... She paid good money too!

(I'll have dress up now as a fairy for my daughter, when its time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.

Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.

The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one's a bit embarrassing. I genuinely thought that big hills and mountains were sleeping dinosaurs or dragons. I have no idea why I thought that, but I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one "

What?

Say it ain't so

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man

You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares. "

Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).

I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My ex wife's lies.

Oh the lines of road cones on the motorway apparently isn't a witches burial site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought no women wanked or farted, turns out they’re all at it, plus they’ve all got dildos by their beds. "
Hell I have a box full of toys there not by my bed tho there in my cupboard be far to embarrassing if our son found my box of tricks

Mrscxxx

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown. "

Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my ex-husband had any idea what love was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man

You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares.

Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).

I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird.... "

She wasn’t selling anything, I was just drawn in by her perky tits and her talk of pineapples that grow in the ground.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Girls didn't like sex as much as men

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I always thought WH Smith was pronounced “wuh smiths” for quite a while longer than i should have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was straight

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Any religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a man's sexual peak was at around 18 and women's in their late 30s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the earth is flat.

And it is.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yesterday someone pointed out that Pre lentils are Puy lentils (doh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was Cwarburtons bread. There's a big curl before the W on the packaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Tiger balm isn't made from tigers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years I thought I was the only one with an embarassing fucked up family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.

Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.

"

What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.

Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.

Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday

except me

Lex"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

When I was a kid my grandad used to keep rabbits and me and my cousin would get one as pets when they started to get plump my grandad would neck them and cook them but obviously wouldn’t tell us that he’d say when he was coming out of the shed they tried to get out and accidentally got trapped in the door it wasn’t till he died we found out the truth that we’d probably eat them for supper

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.

Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me

Lex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those little dinghys everyone has on the top of their cars. Well I found out about 5/6 years ago they weren’t and people just kept more stuff in they couldn’t fit in their boot when they went on holiday.

Was so pleased, I’d always been jealous everyone took a dinghy on holiday except me

Lex"

This just made me proper chortle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: Santa...about 7 years.

2: Jesus: about 15 years!!!

3: wife never got dick at Xmas party....about 10 years!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think Phil Lynott was in a band called Tin Lizzy

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

I always thought pineapples grew on trees, but they grow in the ground! A man called tame impala told me, thank you tame impala man

You’re welcome, I didn’t believe perky tit woman, I thought she was trying to fool me with her wares.

Her wares? Was she selling perky tits, or, was she just a woman with perky tits selling something else entirely unrelated to tits (perky or otherwise).

I'm trying to visualise but it's getting weird....

She wasn’t selling anything, I was just drawn in by her perky tits and her talk of pineapples that grow in the ground. "

Tbf it's a pretty hot thought.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.

Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.

What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code! "

Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I used to think that Cadburys was Eadburys because of the big swirl in the C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.

Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.

What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!

Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp. "

Do you have the key to decode what they really mean when they're talking about Cain and Paddy down the Woolpack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That q-tips are used to clean ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women poop babies out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was ugly and unattractive... Ok so I am, maybe, still be those things... But I don't care now... That apparently makes it less true to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As gullible as it sounds bit if you sit too close to the tv you'll get square eyes haha

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

That bands and singers sung live on Top of the pops. I guess as a kid you don't always question why some singers had no microphone and the guitars never seemed to be plugged in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying penguins

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By *he machinistMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Zombies, turns out it's a load of bollocks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That if I wished hard enough for something then I would get it.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I refused to eat Cheese cake for years as I didn’t like cheese.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one

Easter bunny is real though! "

He is!

And our little one went and thanked Easter bunny (who lives in a bunny hole in our garden) after he found all his eggs on his hunt this morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed "

Sending love x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed

Sending love x"
xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed "

A parents love should never come with proviso's or addendums.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed "

sending hugs and hope you have enough people to love you so you can move on. xx

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow


"I thought my dad could do anything.

He can't but he's still pretty awesome. "

What a lovely message, unlikely he'll read it but hay, lovely. X

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow


"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.

Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.

The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.

"

Yes it can

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed "

Oh that's sad, I bet he does really.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I always thought pineapples grew in trees, but later found out they grew in the ground. A woman with perky tits told me, so I listened to what she said. And what do you know, they do actually grow in the ground, thank you perky tit woman, I have learnt something new.

"

WOW every day is a school day, I now know where pineapples grow

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

That ladies don't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I wouldn't enjoy Game of Thrones!! Started last week to see what all the hype was about and now I'm hooked!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth! "

But but but its is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.

Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.

The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.

Yes it can"

Depends how far you go up

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"That bands and singers sung live on Top of the pops. I guess as a kid you don't always question why some singers had no microphone and the guitars never seemed to be plugged in. "

Some bands were live - Nirvana changed the lyrics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Einstein failed his maths exam. False he failed his school entrance exam.

Black holes are not black, but a dense mass with gravitational pull.

The Great wall of China cannot be seen from space.

Yes it can"

Apparently it can’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I wasn't good enough (in any/every aspect of my life and who I am)

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a whole uncut loaf of bread was called 'daddy's bread', as my father always used to say "don't touch that, that's daddy's bread". I found out differently at 19, when I went in to the local supermarket and asked for daddy's bread and the shop assistant looked at me oddly, then explained. I was rather embarrassed....

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people aren't a bunch of cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife never lied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt only a few days ago that chewing gum doesnt stay inside your body for years if you swallow it and that the dial on my toaster wasnt levels of toastiness but cooking time.

I had to explain to my husband that mince pies didn't contain mince made from meat...he'd never eaten one as he didnt like the sound of sweet pastry with mince ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!

But but but its is "

What???

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!

But but but its is

What??? "

Aparently the land on eash side could not support the whole motorway,due to the slope so it was built ether side of the farm as that was the cheapest way to do it.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I thought nobody would have sex with me.

Then found one person would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my posters in my bedroom when I was younger. Use to come alive. Then jump back in when I went to bed!!!!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I was told the farm in the middle of the M62 was there as the farmer refused to move. Urban Myth!

But but but its is

What???

Aparently the land on eash side could not support the whole motorway,due to the slope so it was built ether side of the farm as that was the cheapest way to do it. "

Exactly!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one "

What about father christmas ....

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

When my dad was driving I thought he knew practically everyone... turns out he was just thanking other road users for giving way

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

Until a few years ago i didnt think dinosaurs actually existed... im not to sure how i explained fossils and the bones and stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Christmas, I’m still sad about that one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought a whole uncut loaf of bread was called 'daddy's bread', as my father always used to say "don't touch that, that's daddy's bread". I found out differently at 19, when I went in to the local supermarket and asked for daddy's bread and the shop assistant looked at me oddly, then explained. I was rather embarrassed....

H"

Ha ha take the shame!! Lol

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I thougt the underground movement were, people going along in tunnels turning on lamposts by a switch in the ground under each one.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Eating the crusts made your hair curly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old law that states topless saleswomen where allowed in Liverpool as long as they where in a store selling tropical fish......I was halfway through getting funding for my shop Aquatic Life before I found out this was crap! Then I spent the money on booze instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until a few years ago i didnt think dinosaurs actually existed... im not to sure how i explained fossils and the bones and stuff.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating the crusts made your hair curly!"

And earring burnt toast made hair curly too lol.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I thought until last year that everyone in the world enjoyed small talk and chit chat about the weather and tv soaps etc. Turns most people find it boring too! Mind completely blown.

Actually have you heard the theory that we use it as code for how we really are feeling, it's how stuffy repressed folks communicate their deepest hopes and fears.

What? Is this a trick question? You neurotypicals do everything in code!

Lol, I'm SO not neurotyp.

Do you have the key to decode what they really mean when they're talking about Cain and Paddy down the Woolpack? "

They just want to be happy, loved and feel like their life has purpose.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed "

hugs x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"That my father would always love me, whatever path I followed

hugs x"

xx

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

when i was younger i believed that men had actually walked on the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought for ages that I would get a shag on this site , it appears it was not true

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Up until we became swingers on our early 50s I believed that they were open minded people who accepted other people's preferences.

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