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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to say something to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I would tell them they are crap in bed no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...I'm sure they won't think you weird at all when you greet them with ' Morning , I don't hear you shagging much anymore '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"

Say what, exactly?

" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?"

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??

Say what, exactly?

" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?""

Harsh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say something. Then come back and tell us what happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say something about what?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Say something. Then come back and tell us what happened. "

Definitely

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"

wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say something about what? "

That they have a crap sex life and it's getting worse.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good grief

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Yeah...I'm sure they won't think you weird at all when you greet them with ' Morning , I don't hear you shagging much anymore ' "

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??

Say what, exactly?

" I've been studying your sex life, cos I havent got one of my own?""
. Oooooh you cat ..!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Just say my mates a joiner he’ll sort your squeaky floor out but you may have to but a new bed or oil the mattress springs subtle and to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say my mates a joiner he’ll sort your squeaky floor out but you may have to but a new bed or oil the mattress springs subtle and to the point "

And have more candlelit dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want to know why you think you should say something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know why you think you should say something. "

Are you losing sleep because of the noise? Give it a few more months and they'll be at the "I'll give him a quick blow job to shut him up" stage in their relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you say, out of interest?

This is like car crash TV, I wont sleep until I know!!

(Or shall I ring Dreams and tell them to expect a sale, they might send me some commission?)

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"

You could say: "You should have sex more often because I am not getting enough wank fodder".

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" Up stairs flat there is a m/f couple...

Quite a gauge on relationships.

Cos every time they get jiggy I can hear the motions from the squeaky bed and creaking floorboards.

When they first got together it was every evening ......mornings at weekends.

Now every few weeks ....ha ha ..

So odd never hear any ooohs or arrrrgghs..or talking?

each to there own I suppose....

He used to be a impressive laster....

But now more of a sprinter...

Dilemma is should I say something or save them from the embarrassment??"

OP concentrate on your own sex life, or lack of it. Oh and try to get out more if you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah...I'm sure they won't think you weird at all when you greet them with ' Morning , I don't hear you shagging much anymore ' "

How did they take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sometimes hear my neighbours at it ,sounds ok to me!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"i sometimes hear my neighbours at it ,sounds ok to me!"

Holding glass to the wall?

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