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"Gin .. tonic ... crushed ice .. lime please" Good evening Red Monkey.... As your first in the fab lounge bar tonight your Gin and Tonic with crushed ice and lime is on the house...  | |||
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"GIN Just pass me the bottle " Good evening Phoenix.... One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up... Would you like some tonic water with it?... | |||
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"A mojito for me please. " Good evening geralt... One Mojito cocktail coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox | |||
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"GIN Just pass me the bottle Good evening Phoenix.... One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up... Would you like some tonic water with it?..." Gordon's? GORDON'S! PAH! Tanquery please, and straight. I've had a shit day, I'm getting wankered | |||
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"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx" Good evening lovely Kat... One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?.... | |||
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"A mojito for me please. Good evening geralt... One Mojito cocktail coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox" Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself. | |||
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"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat... One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?.... "Ohhhhh thanks lovely and yes please something summery xx | |||
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"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash
Evening all
Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic "Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky.... A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...
Thats Lornas favourite drink.... | |||
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"Hope it's open late, I don't finish work till 11 and then I need to pick up My Girl (and best drinking buddy). Oh we're out, we're out out." Good evening Frontier..... we shall be open until 1 am and sometimes have a lock in..  | |||
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"Evening... Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please. " Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar.... One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up.... | |||
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"GIN Just pass me the bottle Good evening Phoenix.... One bottle of Gordon's Gin coming right up... Would you like some tonic water with it?... Gordon's? GORDON'S! PAH! Tanquery please, and straight. I've had a shit day, I'm getting wankered " Taking back the Gordon's and handing over Tanquery!.... | |||
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"A mojito for me please. Good evening geralt... One Mojito cocktail coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself. " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine... As its a beautiful day... | |||
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"Evening... Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please. Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar.... One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up.... "Fabulous! Could I have a few ice cubes too please... I've also bought some dark chocolate covered hazel nuts for the bar (can't eat cream eggs)  | |||
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"Peach schnapps and lemonade please ash xx Good evening lovely Kat... One Peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up...x Would you like me to play a song on the jukebox for you?....
Ohhhhh thanks lovely and yes please something summery xx"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80 Bananarama - Cruel Summer Hope you like this one Kat... | |||
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"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please? "Whisky, honey and lemsip. | |||
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Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Magners cider with ice please. And Hotel California on the jukebox! " Good evening Trappist.... One pint of Magners cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM Eagles - Hotel California... | |||
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"Evening... Spiced rum, dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime please. Good evening Cocodoughnutgirl and welcome to the fab lounge bar.... One spiced rum,wit a dash of gingerbeer and lots of lime coming right up....
Fabulous! Could I have a few ice cubes too please...
I've also bought some dark chocolate covered hazel nuts for the bar (can't eat cream eggs) "Some ice cubes for your drink coming right up and thanks for bringing the chocolate... | |||
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"A mojito for me please. Good evening geralt... One Mojito cocktail coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine... As its a beautiful day... "Good choice, maybe Otis Redding - The Dock of the Bay after. | |||
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"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind. I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill "Good evening Hampshirehotwife... One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZMOTGCDag&list=PLgbj21mZsefFHFjAirX6RzaFlsg_LY4Y2 Jack Johnson - Better Together... Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox... | |||
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"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please? "Good evening NSA Chick.... I think a few shots of Sambuca should help to clear your sinuses...  | |||
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"Anything that's good for a cold? Something that'll clear my sinuses please?
Whisky, honey and lemsip. "I'm not a fan of whisky but I'll try anything at the moment! | |||
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"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash
Evening all
Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic
Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....
A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...
Thats Lornas favourite drink.... "Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .
May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa "Share woman | |||
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"It's definitely cocktail weather! Something fruity amwith crushed ice please "Good evening Rubi..... One Mojito cocktail coming right up...would you like to sit outside? | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa
Share woman "Who Ash? No, he's mine, all mine!! Mwahahahahaha | |||
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"Hello. Can I have a cherry pespi max please, and would you be kind as to pick me a song. "Good evening my love.... One Pepsi cheery max coming right up and a song on the jukebox.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI&list=PLJ8y7DDcrI_piG-vQIQLOTe4q3zyxgzob David Bowie - Lets Dance | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa "Good evening Nymph.... One diet cola with ice coming right up and 3 creme eggs!...
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"Whiteley’s rhubarb vodka with ginger beer please! No really it’s awesome! "Good evening avalanche...One Rhubarb vodka with ginger beer coming right up!... | |||
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"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash
Evening all
Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic
Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....
A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...
Thats Lornas favourite drink....
Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .
May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner "Another double pink gin and tonic to go with your pasta coming right up!...I will give Lorna a shout to come and join you!... | |||
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"JD and for me, wine for the wife," Good evening kmjr and welcome to the fab lounge bar.... One JD and cola for yourself and a glass of wine for your wife coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan "Good evening snow white.... One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up... | |||
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"A mojito for me please. Good evening geralt... One Mojito cocktail coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox Thank you my good man, I’ll leave the music up to yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine... As its a beautiful day...
Good choice, maybe Otis Redding - The Dock of the Bay after. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug Otis Redding - Sitting on the dock of the bay Beautiful song.... | |||
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"Oooooo thank goodness... evening Ash
Evening all
Can I please have a double pink gin and tonic
Gooooooooood Eveeeeeeeeening Cheeky....
A double Pink Gin and Tonic coming right up...
Thats Lornas favourite drink....
Thank you Ash, Lorna can have a drink,on me when she arrives .
May I please have another to go with my pasta dinner "Well thank you very much. | |||
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"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan
Good evening snow white....
One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up... "Yummy thank you.. Hope you have a great evening | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa
Share woman
Who Ash?
No, he's mine, all mine!!
Mwahahahahaha "I will fight you for him! | |||
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Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "Can I have you over my knee? ice is optional  | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "Hello, iv finally decided to make an appearance. how are you lovely lady. | |||
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"Good evening... Please can I have a Cosmopolitan
Good evening snow white....
One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up...
Yummy thank you.. Hope you have a great evening "You're very welcome...Hope you are enjoying the Easter Holiday.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?
Hello, iv finally decided to make an appearance. how are you lovely lady. "I’m fantastic thanks Lorna. What’s the crowd like tonight?  | |||
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Could I have an Aperol Spritz, loads of ice, Prosecco and a slice of orange in a BIG gin goblet please | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice? "Good evening lovely Babs.... One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA Rick Astley - Together Forever.... | |||
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"Hope it's open late, I don't finish work till 11 and then I need to pick up My Girl (and best drinking buddy). Oh we're out, we're out out. Good evening Frontier..... we shall be open until 1 am and sometimes have a lock in.. "Lock in it is then. Hope you have plenty of bacon for everyone in the morning. | |||
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"I could really do with a good drinking session right now, can I please have a double gin (whatever you have more of!) with Diet Coke please followed by a jäger, keep em coming x" Good evening Danish Pastry... One double gin and diet cola coming right up followed by a Jager.... will keep them coming!...x | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?
Good evening lovely Babs....
One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Rick Astley - Together Forever....
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"I could really do with a good drinking session right now, can I please have a double gin (whatever you have more of!) with Diet Coke please followed by a jäger, keep em coming x Good evening Danish Pastry... One double gin and diet cola coming right up followed by a Jager.... will keep them coming!...x" Too kind x | |||
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"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to." Good evening Louis.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you... can i play something for you on the jukebox?... | |||
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"Rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water.....plenty of crushed ice, strawberries, raspberries and blackberries please "Good evening Toxic... your drinks order is just coming right up.. Please help yourself to the selection of chocolates on the bar.... | |||
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"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to. Good evening Louis.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you... can i play something for you on the jukebox?..." If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?
Good evening lovely Babs....
One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Rick Astley - Together Forever....
Aww Ash I love that one thank you "You're welcome Babs...I'll join you on the dance floor... | |||
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"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to. Good evening Louis.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you... can i play something for you on the jukebox?... If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUqbnk7tCY Billie Holiday - Summertime Amazing Voice.... | |||
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"Evening Ash Gin and Tonic for me please. Please have a drink on me to. Good evening Louis.... One Gin and Tonic coming right up and I'll have a brandy and cola thank you... can i play something for you on the jukebox?... If on the Jukebox, I think I'll kick back and relax with "Summer Time" Billy Holiday please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUqbnk7tCY
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Amazing Voice...." | |||
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What are you having?
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"Can’t work out if it’s a Montrachet or Cider evening, me thinks Cider, crisp and cool, please." Good evening _icentious One crisp and cool cider coming right up... | |||
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"Cooling down with a strawberry daiquiri please....if possible some tasty nuts instead of the chocolate eggs ??" Good evening Modesty... One Strawberry Daiquiri coming right up and some tasty nuts... can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"I've just cracked open the bubbly Ash
I'm going to need another bottle at the rate it's slipping down
What are you having?
X"Good evening Mary.... Will have another bottle of champagne ready to open.... I'm on the brandy at the moment so would love another one to keep me going... | |||
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"Evening everyone just on my way to work a night shift (thank god for Fab lol) xx" Good evening Sarah and Keiran...Hope you have a good night shift tonight....x | |||
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"Evening everyone just on my way to work a night shift (thank god for Fab lol) xx" Oh I feel your pain! My nightshifts have finished for easter, not in now til Wednesday night! x | |||
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"I’m just home from tacos and cocktails so I’ll have another paloma please Ash, thank you x Lex" Good evening Lex One more Paloma cocktail coming right up... I have never had one of those before so will join you in having one! x | |||
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"Double Jager and Vanilla please Ash "Good evening Daniel.... One double Jager and vanilla cola coming right up... | |||
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"Evening. I really fancy a Bellini cocktail and I would like O mio babbino Caro playing in the background. Thanks "Good evening Dana... One Bellini cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...
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Montserat Caballe - O Mio Babbino caro
Its nice to have some cultured music in the fab lounge bar... | |||
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"A rattler please, pear" One Pear Rattler Cider coming right up... | |||
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"Evening Ash, hi Lorna, hello everyone
Please may I have Gordon’s over ice?
Good evening lovely Babs....
One Gordon's Gin over Ice coming right up and a bit of Rick Astley....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Rick Astley - Together Forever....
Aww Ash I love that one thank you
You're welcome Babs...I'll join you on the dance floor..."I’ll be there | |||
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"Where’s that Nymph woman gone, she’s taken all the mini eggs...... "I'll have a look out the back for some more!... | |||
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"Large pink gin and lemonade please ash "Good evening Lexi... One Large Pink Gin and lemonade coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening x Usual please xx "Good evening Jo... One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x | |||
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"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind. I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill
Good evening Hampshirehotwife...
One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up....
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Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox..."Thank you ash x | |||
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"Gin and tonic with a slice of lemon and lime if you don't mind. I'll have some jack johnson on the jukebox too..... It's time to chill
Good evening Hampshirehotwife...
One Gin and Tonic with a slice of lemon and lime coming right up....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZMOTGCDag&list=PLgbj21mZsefFHFjAirX6RzaFlsg_LY4Y2
Jack Johnson - Better Together...
Sorry I didn't have Its time to chill on the jukebox...
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"Evening x Usual please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x"Thank you lovely | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa
Share woman
Who Ash?
No, he's mine, all mine!!
Mwahahahahaha
I will fight you for him! "Naked creme egg wrestle match? | |||
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"Could I have a cider please?" Good evening...One cider coming right up... | |||
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"Can I get a top up please?!" What can i get for you Danish?.... | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa
Share woman
Who Ash?
No, he's mine, all mine!!
Mwahahahahaha
I will fight you for him!
Naked creme egg wrestle match? "I'd be happy to provide the creme eggs... | |||
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"Can I have another paloma please ash, and another for yourself. Thank you very much Lex x" Another Paloma coming right up Lex and one for myself thank you x | |||
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"Good Evening Ash, hope your having a lovely Easter. Can I have a large glass of prosecco please "Good evening lovely Cat.... I'm having a lovely Easter thank you...I hope you are also? One large glass of Prosecco coming right up x | |||
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"Ash!!!!!!!
Can I please have a diet cola with ice, all the mini creme eggs and 'Push it' by Salt-N-Pepa
Share woman
Who Ash?
No, he's mine, all mine!!
Mwahahahahaha
I will fight you for him!
Naked creme egg wrestle match? "It on!!! | |||
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"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty "Good evening Vixy... One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all "Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight? | |||
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"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty
Good evening Vixy...
One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... " Ty | |||
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Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight?"Seems cocktails are popular today..i'll have a strawberry daiquiri please | |||
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"Good evening Ash, hope you are well? Can I have a brandy and Baileys with crushed ice please. Hips don’t lie by Shakira on the juke box please. "Good evening Bhubaysi... I'm doing very well thanks..I hope you are also? One brandy and baileys with crushed ice coming right up and your jukebox request.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM Shakira - Hips dont lie | |||
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"Evening Ash, doing ok? Evening all
Good evening LifeonMars...I'm doing great thanks...what can i get for you to drink tonight?
Seems cocktails are popular today..i'll have a strawberry daiquiri please "It must be the sunny weather...
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"The bar is busy tonight... and I’m dying of thirst "Good evening DC!.... Its been packed in the bar tonight!... One large Hendricks gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
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"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty
Good evening Vixy...
One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... Ty "your welcome...Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?... | |||
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"Evening x Usual please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up a selection of biscuits.....x
Thank you lovely "you're very welcome..Hope you're enjoying the lovely weather this weekend.. | |||
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"Is the bar still open? If so can I have something fruity please. "We are still open...
Would you like a strawberry Bellini?... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and all his punters.. I'm also on something fruity tonight. Sun has been kind today hasn't it. A pint of dark fruit please.. "Good evening Jango... Its been fruity in the bar tonight!... One pint of dark fruit cider coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and all his punters.. I'm also on something fruity tonight. Sun has been kind today hasn't it. A pint of dark fruit please..
Good evening Jango...
Its been fruity in the bar tonight!...
One pint of dark fruit cider coming right up..."I most definitely bet it has been... A national dilemma for ice aswel | |||
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"Evening guys Can i grab a tanqery gin & tonic tonight & maybe a bit of Fleetwood Mac on the juke box?" Good evening Pandl One Tanqery gin and tonic coming right up and your jukebox request... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4 Fleetwood Mac - Go Your own way | |||
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"Evening guys Can i grab a tanqery gin & tonic tonight & maybe a bit of Fleetwood Mac on the juke box? Good evening Pandl One Tanqery gin and tonic coming right up and your jukebox request... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4 Fleetwood Mac - Go Your own way " Cheers Ash. How's your weekend going? | |||
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"Sex on the beach please and a ginger beer and lime barman ty
Good evening Vixy...
One sex on the beach coctail and a ginger beer and lime coming right up.... Ty
your welcome...Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."led Zeppelin please. Whole lotta love | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna large Pinot grigio please "Good evening lovely Samiss.... One large cold white Pinot grigio coming right up... Happy Easter to you and hubby x | |||
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"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin "Good evening Nora....Were still open! One Gin and lemonade coming right up!... | |||
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"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin
Good evening Nora....Were still open!
One Gin and lemonade coming right up!..."Awww you remembered I have lemonade and not tonic | |||
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"Evening, pint of innis and Gunn blood red sky for me and a raspberry Edinburgh gin and lemonade for the lady. Music wise some quality bands and hiphop that isn't famous from sound cloud or Instagram would be ideal and obviously a double of the nicest whisky on the rocks that the house has for me and you buddy " Good evening sexycouple... A pint of Innis and gunn blood red sky and a raspberry gin and lemonade for the lady coming right up... sadly the jukebox has been turned off now as its nearly 1 am...  | |||
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"Am I too late. Just got home and had to drive so could do with a gin
Good evening Nora....Were still open!
One Gin and lemonade coming right up!...
Awww you remembered I have lemonade and not tonic "You're welcome...I have a very good memory... | |||
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"*hic Can I have a gin nightcap please " you sure can...One bed time Gin coming right up!... | |||
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"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management "As long as its not my bar!... | |||
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"Just got in from a social meet...fabulous meal and perhaps one too many mojitos! I need a latte! "Good evening IE.... Sounds like you had fun!.... One late latte coming right up.... | |||
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"Just got in from a social meet...fabulous meal and perhaps one too many mojitos! I need a latte!
Good evening IE....
Sounds like you had fun!....
One late latte coming right up...."What a legend!! | |||
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"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management
As long as its not my bar!... "Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut! Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just! Oh, good evening Ash. | |||
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"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management
As long as its not my bar!...
Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!
Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!
Oh, good evening Ash."Good evening Iain.... My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!... | |||
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"*runs in quickly* I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer "Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash.... Its beautiful weather today so why not sit outside at one of our tables and enjoy a refreshing drink or two and request a song on our famous jukebox?... My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around a bit later on to help me out... As its Easter there are free Cadburys mini creme eggs on the bar to enjoy... What can i get you drink and play on the jukebox? " I'm already three mojitos in, club soda old. | |||
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"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough. " Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up... How much have you had to drink tonight?!... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash.... Its beautiful weather today so why not sit outside at one of our tables and enjoy a refreshing drink or two and request a song on our famous jukebox?... My lovely bar assistant Lorna will be around a bit later on to help me out... As its Easter there are free Cadburys mini creme eggs on the bar to enjoy... What can i get you drink and play on the jukebox? I'm already three mojitos in, club soda old." Good evening Picky...would you like a 4th Mojito?... | |||
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Pls* not old."One club soda coming right up!.... | |||
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"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management
As long as its not my bar!...
Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!
Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!
Oh, good evening Ash.
Good evening Iain....
My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!... "Wanna swap? I'd gladly get rid of a few here! Utter plankton, all of them! | |||
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"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough. Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up... How much have you had to drink tonight?!..." I've been cooking all day at a barbeque and you know when you realise, shit I'm d*unk but everyone was fed and happy so it's all good. | |||
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"Well apparently we’re raiding the hotel bar! Joys of hotel management
As long as its not my bar!...
Nor mine, as I've just closed it. Guests returning could barely stand, so Bar has been shut!
Difficult lot in here tonight, but so far they're manageable, but only just!
Oh, good evening Ash.
Good evening Iain....
My customers have all been very well behaved tonight!...
Wanna swap? I'd gladly get rid of a few here! Utter plankton, all of them!"No Thanks Iain!...I'm very happy with fun and friendly drinkers at the fab bar... | |||
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"Alka seltzer for me please, I've had enough. Good evening Captain...One Alka seltzer coming right up... How much have you had to drink tonight?!... I've been cooking all day at a barbeque and you know when you realise, shit I'm d*unk but everyone was fed and happy so it's all good. "It was lovely weather to have a BBQ outside today...I hope you had something to eat also as often the cook doesn't have time?... | |||
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"*runs in quickly* I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer
Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin... "Get me a funnel beaut, I'm done with parenting | |||
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"Ash xx" Good evening Pap.... what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx | |||
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"Ash xx Good evening Pap.... what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx" Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x | |||
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"*runs in quickly* I need alcohol, gimme whatever's on offer
Good evening Bella...Lorna says you can share her bottle of Pink Gin...
Get me a funnel beaut, I'm done with parenting "It sounds like you need a drink Bella...One funnel for that Pink Gin coming right up!... | |||
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"Ash xx Good evening Pap.... what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x" Its been a busy bar tonight!.... One large Jack Daniels coming right up x | |||
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"Ash xx Good evening Pap.... what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x Its been a busy bar tonight!.... One large Jack Daniels coming right up x" Wanna share the bottle?x | |||
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"Ash xx Good evening Pap.... what can i get you to drink before i start to close up for the night?....xx Omg... I've just made it...a large Jack please x Its been a busy bar tonight!.... One large Jack Daniels coming right up x Wanna share the bottle?x "Cheers Pap...I wouldn't say no to a night cap..x | |||
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