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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made the mistake of meeting a guy at his house, he hadn’t showered (you could smell the BO) and had a few dogs, the house stunk of them, I got out pretty quickly, didn’t even finish my drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!

No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!!

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

Oh gosh that's terrible, I'd of done exactly the same as you. Good luck on your next meet, if you decide to try again.xxx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

Once the pants where off and i smelt his dick i would have been off. I certainly would not have hung around to see what was under his foreskin

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Dan here... im sorry but why the fuck would you go to a meet without being clean? For me id have to shower/ shave after all its courtesy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleanliness is surely at the top of everyones list. Isn't it?? Perhaps its just me.

I'd have a shower if i were just meeting my mate let alone a sexy woman for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never had that.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!

No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!!

LJ"

Sorry, totally off topic, but just wanted to say, your profile pic is adorable

carry on ...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

I was about to have breakfast but I might wait a while longer now!!

No wonder you made a quick exit and i bet you would of beat Usain Bolt out of the door!!

Sorry, totally off topic, but just wanted to say, your profile pic is adorable

carry on ... "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

You don’t do this on a social!!

Why was i told it was mandatory???

I am confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been very lucky

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

You don’t do this on a social!!

Why was i told it was mandatory???

I am confused

LJ"

I think I've been doing this all wrong

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By *heEpicureanMan
over a year ago

Warminster

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Was it you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erm no. Nothing like that before... hope you manage to find some cheeseless knobs soon Op.

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

Literally spat out my tea. Ruined the table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dick cheese here

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Keep this under yer hats fabsters...lady involved still on fab...

Invited a lovely lady to come to mine. Whilst chatting first she kindly explained she was schizophrenic!!! Scared me, she got the nicest, most lovey dovey sex. Didnt dare upset her...

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I once went against my golden rule of not doing last minute meets, and met a couple who contacted me wanting to meet that night after speaking to the female half.

When I got there they weren't exactly what I would call enthusiastic but I put that down to shyness. Was my usual friendly and respectful self and tried to get the conversation going but literally couldn't get anything back apart from monosyllabic answers. The gf did offer me a tea but the first hint something was up when gf told her bf if he wanted a drink to get his own! I just realised I may have just walked into the aftermath of a row. My mind was now working out how to make my excuses and leave and the time it took my to drink the tea was painful as by now If I wasnt trying to make conversation there were long awkward silences. In the end I bit the bullet and just said I didn't think this wasnt working and it was time to leave.

Got a message back the next day and I was right they had a big row over meeting a single guy; she did but he didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

I've met someone for a social.... they looked great .

Met at theirs for the next meet.... and the place was a shit hole.... bedding looked like it hadn't been changed for two weeks.... proof to say you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

Do men tend to confess to having cheesy knobs and show ya on a social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

Disgusting what some people think is acceptable.... why .... just why.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We only had two meets and luckily from our point of view they were successful and fun times our last meet was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to us men too, occasionally.

A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.

Really not good

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Happens to us men too, occasionally.

A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.

Really not good

In fact if you wash it too much it has the opposite effect and can cause problems as you destroy the natural flora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Thats the dangers of not meeting for a social 1st.

You check for dick cheese on a social?

Blimey that’s a thorough social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww that’s the kind of imagery one doesn’t need while she’s scoff some cheese on toast. Clean your penis fellas, fuck me...

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

There is no excuse for poor hygiene! Wash ya bits boys ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who wants to check my dick for cheese on a social is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who wants to check my dick for cheese on a social is welcome

In costa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

That's gross. Why wouldn't he showered first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who wants to check my dick for cheese on a social is welcome

In costa?"

Isn’t that usual then?

I thought Costa would be used to it by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who wants to check my dick for cheese on a social is welcome

In costa?

Isn’t that usual then?

I thought Costa would be used to it by now

Haha true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet once, the guy wanted to watch me with his wife. Unfortunately, so did their German sheppard.

As I was fucking her from behind, I couldn't help but think he might not be so keen on the idea as his owners were.

Most off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happens to us men too, occasionally.

A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.

Really not good

It's why I always carry a packet of Jacobs crackers with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. He dangled his cock over the basin and washed it under the tap in the bathroom. Proper romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. He dangled his cock over the basin and washed it under the tap in the bathroom. Proper romantic.

And this actually did happen, I'm not making it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happens to us men too, occasionally.

A huge amount of bacteria can spread within the vagina. Even one day without washing it can result in an overwhelming smell.

Really not good

In fact if you wash it too much it has the opposite effect and can cause problems as you destroy the natural flora

Thanks for the info

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Talking of knob-cheese. I always make sure I have a Mini Babybel sellotaped to my penis when I'm on a meet. I enjoy the porno-style reaction it creates when she pulls down my undies, causing her to recoil with a combined look of shock and wide-eyed wonder on her face and exclaim, "Eeee damn!!"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

I've never had a meet so bad I had to identify when it happened or start a thread about it.

Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this....

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Smelly dicks and cheese under the foreskin last nights meet quick exit how many others have had this experience or is it just me

Yeah I think more social meets 1st before you make your way to the bedroom may save you from being sick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this...."

I wouldn't describe anyone who doesn't understand basic hygiene as a poor bloke. They deserve everything they get. Not restricted to men, mind.

I just don't get how you can't tell when you smell. I know very well if I've had wardrobe failure and I avoid any kind of human contact until I've scrubbed and thrown those clothes in the bin.

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

My worst meets are when they are forceful. Puts me off having one on one meets with people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve turned up to meet a couple and the house has been disgusting and I just didn’t wanna get naked.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Just hoping there's not a veri trail to look at or the poor blokes not reading this....

I wouldn't describe anyone who doesn't understand basic hygiene as a poor bloke. They deserve everything they get. Not restricted to men, mind.

I just don't get how you can't tell when you smell. I know very well if I've had wardrobe failure and I avoid any kind of human contact until I've scrubbed and thrown those clothes in the bin.

Cos they think just because they put a bit of deodorant on them everything is grand problem solved that just makes the smell worse lol

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Alan Partridge and the chocolate body paint.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I thought it was a basic human thing to do, shower every morning, or every time after excessively sweating, and putting on fresh atire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us men we have a finger test. You have a little play and have a quick sniff on the sly. If it smells funny you make your excuse and get the f out

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Alan Partridge and the chocolate body paint.

Is that an offer

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though

Hahaha or is he

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By *rystaldenisonWoman
over a year ago

salisbury

"Us men we have a finger test. You have a little play and have a quick sniff on the sly. If it smells funny you make your excuse and get the f out"
not just men who do this lol

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though

No I'm just the big cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though

Until Dairylea shows some interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's one thing I assure anyone that I meet 100% cleanness anything that happens in the bedroom that causes a mess is out of my hands

Nobody thinks they're the dick cheese guy though

Imagine there are men who know but don't care

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