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valentines rymes ?

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

anybody got any nawty rymes for valentines cards my current favourite

roses are straight

violets are twisted

bend over luv

your about ot get fisted !

try getting that on a moonpig card !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

so fabswingers will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love is like a red, red rose,

And you have gorgeous norks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Tulips are orange

I wrote this poem

And i ... bollocks!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Roses are red

Tulips are orange

I wrote this poem

And i ... bollocks!"

And I love your minge?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Your Mother is so Pretty

What happened to You!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

I like porridge.

I've got three arms

and I live in Norwich.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

There was this golfer who tried to be good

To stay away from the greens if he could

So on Valentines Day

His home course he did play

And found good use for his balls and his wood

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my pussy

And I'll suck your penis.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Roses are red

Your in luck

Tonight my dear

I want a hard fuck

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You give lousy blowjobs.

I'm afraid that we're through.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Roses are red

Tulips are orange

Your knob is so cheesey

It makes this old whore cringe

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

But we are married,

So who gives a fuck about our 18th valentines day you tiresome bitch, fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody got any nawty rymes for valentines cards"

You might like/not like this..

"Lets sin

On a tiger-skin

Or, if you prefer

We could err

On a different fur

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner"

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

remember you can send them here

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/86203

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Lube up your pussy,

Cos here comes my willy

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"My love is like a red, red rose,

And you have gorgeous norks. "

and i am still waiting for yu to tie me up xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Roses are red,

I like porridge.

I've got three arms

and I live in Norwich."

3 arms andbignorks......woohooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

get in the van I've got a knife

(insert name) oh!

I love you so

especially in your nighty

When the moonlight flits

Across your tits

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now your tied to the bed

"up the arse if you like"

but wait there a few hours

am off oot on me bike

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Roses are red

Daisies are gay

I've got cystitis

and don't want to play

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

She was a beautiful girl She made my cock harden And if you look for her now She's under my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

come fuck my ass hard as u like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody got any nawty rymes for valentines cards my current favourite

roses are straight

violets are twisted

bend over luv

your about ot get fisted !

try getting that on a moonpig card !"

They will print it, I had a card done from Moonpig, it was filthy and arrived next day as promised lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ross and john are here,

Bob and dave to,

we'll tie you up dear,

so we can all fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun

GET IN THE VAN!

I nearly wet myself laughing when my mate posted that on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun

GET IN THE VAN!

I nearly wet myself laughing when my mate posted that on Facebook."

Well it made me smile and hope its not a serious one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The response....Valentines day dinner - £70 Drinks - £50 Taxi - £20 Hotel - £300 .. The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period! PRICELESS !! The Look On Her Face When You Tell Her Its Goin up her arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

my cock is hard

and I want...........................................................................................................................................to brainwash you so you will be my sex slave forever,mwahahhahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I'm coloured blind

and so is my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Will you be my valentine play fight

I'll be in the mood then for shagging all night

I'll lift up your shirt and bite on your nip

My wrists will be red for your pinning down grip

I'll pull down your pants and my hand will sting 'eek'

As I leave my hand print on your rosey bum cheek

Sweaty and panting do you know what is best

We'll start off fully clothed and finish undressed.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

would you be my valentine

such joy your love would bring

but please put down that aubergine

it's going nowhere near my ring

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Will you be my valentine

I’ll cook your steak

I’ll pour you wine

I’ll light a candle

I’ll set the mood

The spread you get

Won’t just be food

Will you be my valentine

I’ll treat you well

I’ll treat you fine

I’ll stroke you softly

I’ll touch and tease

The things I’ll do

Are meant to please

Will you be my valentine

I will be yours

If you are mine

I’m yours to take

But please do not mock

If after anal

There’s shit on your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are blue

Violets are red

I'm coloured blind

and so is my bed"
Roses are blue

Violets are red

Daffodils are green

I’m from venues

With a double ended pennies

So drop your knicks

And just for kicks

I’ll cum

All over your tum

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I bought you Belgian chocolates

To show I think you’re great

Now I realise I was foolish

You’re already overweight

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Roses are red

They grow on a bush

I gave you my love

All I got was thrush

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Roses are red

They grow on a bush

I gave you my love

All I got was thrush

"
you missed your vocation Polo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Roses are red

And so is your cock where you had the warts burnt off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Roses are red

And so is your cock where you had the warts burnt off

"
hallmark will be on the phone any minute

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Roses are red

And so is your cock where you had the warts burnt off

hallmark will be on the phone any minute "

I sent them one and they didn't like it....

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Will you shit in my mouth

and make my breath stink

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Roses are red

And so is your cock where you had the warts burnt off

hallmark will be on the phone any minute

I sent them one and they didn't like it....

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Will you shit in my mouth

and make my breath stink

"
Thats ridiculous....doesnt someone shitting in their mouth make their breath stink? tut tut

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Will you put your cock inside me

Will you push it hard

I’d sooner have a cock next week

Than another moonpig card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only after one thing is what most women say

after one thing on this valentines day,

Don't trust the Vicar he's diddled a few

he's diddled your sister he'll diddle you too,

Don't trust the Copper he's rattled some too

he'll rattle the naughty but sometimes the true,

The Lawyers and Bankers are ever so rude

when it comes to these two we all have been screwed.

So who can you trust on this valentines day

who can you trust in the right kind of way,

Who'll pay for the dinner or pay for the lunch

who'll buy you the flowers and pick out the bunch,

Who'll pay for the cinema, buy you the card

if you think it through darling it's really not hard,

The best part of all is your really in luck

at the end of the night all I want is a f***!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Roses are red

I guess they are nice

Not really the same

As a shag with Blackspice

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When I wake on Valentines Day

Will I get a nice surprise?

Will I be excited and get belly butterflies?

Will the postman walk up to my door?

Will there be something on the mat?

A something that won’t leave a stain and squeezed out by the cat.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You are my Sunday morning, it’s the one I love the most

It’s when I can have a fry-up, instead of hurried toast

It’s the one where I can lay in bed and savour all the bliss

Of staying in my bed so long with nothing planned to miss

It’s the one which brings serenity where all is good and calm

A special day where little things are seen for their real charm

When I get up I’ll sit in peace, not uttering a word

The pleasure as my bowels relax and fill the loo with turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are my Sunday morning, it’s the one I love the most

It’s when I can have a fry-up, instead of hurried toast

It’s the one where I can lay in bed and savour all the bliss

Of staying in my bed so long with nothing planned to miss

It’s the one which brings serenity where all is good and calm

A special day where little things are seen for their real charm

When I get up I’ll sit in peace, not uttering a word

The pleasure as my bowels relax and fill the loo with turd

"
Very good

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My dear, my love, my darling, twenty years we’ve been together

We’ve stood the test of time and sailed our way through stormy weather

So what if time has left its scars, so what if you’re now grey

So what if you are not as svelte as on our wedding day

I don’t mind all you’re cuddly bits and the wrinkles on your face

Gravity may have played around and pulled things out of place

It’s been twenty years my darling from the roof I want to shout

My knock-off won euro millions, so it’s time to kick you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

The thorns are spikey

I'll clamber on board

If yiu lift up my nighty

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Roses are red

Violets ae blue

Will you fuck me real hard

If I say 'I love you'?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Will you suck on my cock

And swallow my goo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Please dont kiss me,

cuz I have the flu. xx lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Share this card with your mum

I've been shagging her too

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