FabSwingers.com forum: The things people say.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get really pee'd off by some guys asking what im looking for, when i think it obvious really as im on Fab.So it got me thinking as to what winds you peeps up on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listening to people interviewed and constantly ending sentences with 'like' or 'ya know'.

boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here as in the site?

Or generally?

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

"give it up ""

you know when an artist as ended and the compare says give it up give what the fuck up !!

i must be old school whencompares said and lets give ...... a big hand jeez who the fuck came up with GIVE IT UP cos i wish they would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on people who use the forums to score points or try to look clever. But nothing really bothers me that much, I just log off if it's getting irritating

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The only thing that I find a bit strange is couples that keep viewing me, but their not looking for single fella's anyway, so I cannot send them a nice message for having a peek at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who say they are attractive and well endowed, when they are not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purely work related, but colleagues who ask if i need help..if i look like i need assistance, don't ask just get stuck in..dislike the word, but its called teamwork.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On here as in site x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Men who say they are attractive and well endowed, when they are not."

they might be to some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one that gets on my boobs is the Mcdonalds advert and at the end of it,they come out with AND THEM SOME what the hell is that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought of one thing that does my head in - when people quote massive posts or several long ones specially when it's just a small part of it they're using or if it's a general reply to the OP. Makes for lots of scrolling through repetition which can be a pain on a phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say they are attractive and well endowed, when they are not."

Soapy toddles off ta change his profile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get really pee'd off by some guys asking what im looking for, when i think it obvious really as im on Fab.So it got me thinking as to what winds you peeps up on here.

So what are ya looking for then?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phrasing.

It makes me wanna kick their shins when someone talks with that irritating type of phrasing when they say the last word but makes it raise in tone like they are asking a question instead of a statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say they are attractive and well endowed, when they are not.

Soapy toddles off ta change his profile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touch base.

wtf is that all about?? its a meet ffs

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

People who don't read profiles. People who put they can accommodate but can't, who then pester you to accommodate. I got one guy asking when my daughter went to bed so he could come over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi soapy ya cheeky sud pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant stand people sayiny Two times. For fucks sake its Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant stand people sayiny Two times. For fucks sake its Twice

You said it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here: messages to our couples profile that read "hi gorgeous". I know they ain't referring to me!!!

Driving: middle lane morons.

General: people that say basically at the beginning of every sentence.

Appraisals: when your line manager says "going forward". What other way is there to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here: messages to our couples profile that read "hi gorgeous". I know they ain't referring to me!!!

Oi i mean you not her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here: messages to our couples profile that read "hi gorgeous". I know they ain't referring to me!!!

Oi i mean you not her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say must have face pictures but don't have any on theres

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

On here: people who constantly post as the Font of All Knowledge on a particular subject.

Oh and posters who are blatently having a dig but think thats ok because they put a smiley afterwards.

In the real world: people who leave their wheely bins on the street because they are too lazy to put them away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the best one i get asked is, aye foxie what we goin do when we meet.Thats when the sarcasm has to come out.pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have face pics they just different kind of cheeks than the norm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have face pics they just different kind of cheeks than the norm lol

I can see you smiling now

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"On here: people who constantly post as the Font of All Knowledge on a particular subject.

Oh and posters who are blatently having a dig but think thats ok because they put a smiley afterwards.

In the real world: people who leave their wheely bins on the street because they are too lazy to put them away"

All of the above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying there only having a look

we must all be in a zoo or something

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"People saying there only having a look

we must all be in a zoo or something

Well, we are on show behind glass

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im giggling so much at this thread, little things that wind us up. For me its the word telly, drives me insane and you wouldnt believe how many fucking times aday you here someone say it. Its a fucking television.

Found another one the other day, my son has a new phone so i asked him what the number was(i was ringing his old one) he said "ill facebook it you", you fucking what, why cant you just read it out to me like a normal person. I didnt say that too him but i thought it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its great have a break from the norm and gives us all a chance say hi and get know each other a bit better xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here, people who say they are proffesionals.... how very erm, unprofessional

Generally people who say 'off-of', its 'from'

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

cannot accom

cannot travel

what can you do /how you going to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I say no, getting a message back that says your loss, honestly it isn't

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"when I say no, getting a message back that says your loss, honestly it isn't

When I say no, getting a message back saying 'why not?' Really grinds my gears that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What winds me up is profiles where they declare themselves goodlooking. Erh what the fuck is that not for the person viewing to judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when I say no, getting a message back that says your loss, honestly it isn't

When I say no, getting a message back saying 'why not?' Really grinds my gears that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say they are attractive and well endowed, when they are not.

they might be to some

indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrasing.

Isn't that just the Australian accent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What winds me up is when men keep f**king asking me if they still cant shag me, when i say sorry! im gay! or a male part of a couple saying oh your gay, ok,...well can i at least watch? ggrrrrrr what part of no you f**King cant im f**King gay dont you get!!??? sorry havin a bad night with it. They just dont frigging listen!! GGRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And people who say "Yeah, no" in the same sentence as they speak.

Do they mean yes or do they mean no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here its the obsessive wikipedia lovers, those who get into a debate and throw facts and figures quoted from wiki, just use your own thoughts and ideas to debate.

The word fems, why can't the correct word women be used, or ladies if a pleasant word is required. I especially hate to be referred to as 'the fem' in messages.

The word 'nilla'. Made up swinging words are not my thing anyway but I can see the need for the use of them on this website, but just this shortened version of the word vanilla irritates me.

Silly things I know and of course we all have our own quirky ways which will irritate someone

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

People use "literally" when they don't mean it e.g. I literally jumped out of my skin. No you bloody didn't!

This seems to be a southern thing but people who swap "bought" and "brought". Bought is when you buy something in the past, brought is when you bring something in the past, not the other way round.

This is something I do myself, so I get on my own tits lol!. The current month is February but I bet nearly everyone who reads this pronounces it Feb-u-ary not Feb-ru-ary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What winds me up is when men keep f**king asking me if they still cant shag me, when i say sorry! im gay! or a male part of a couple saying oh your gay, ok,...well can i at least watch? ggrrrrrr what part of no you f**King cant im f**King gay dont you get!!??? sorry havin a bad night with it. They just dont frigging listen!! GGRR

im sorry, i dont get what your trying to say....

lol.

kids......

they dont even have to do anything, they just have to be there to annoy me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A current issue:

People who grab the last Metro on the bus and sit there with it on their laps without reading it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God those that bore the tits of me with their endless Wiki quotes. Try and have an original thought.

Those that constantly hijack threads to flirt spoiling threads instead of taking it to pm.

The Relate counselors and Mary Whitehouse Appreciation Society members.

The sneering; make thinly veiled nasty comments which they think people can't see through.

The whining single men wanting advice on their profiles.

Conversely, people who question what others have on their profiles...if you don't like move on...there, not hard is it?

The jealous and stupid who constantly ask what "professional" means. I ask you.

Other people's kids.

My kids who contribute nothing to my home but try and dictate how my house is run...

....not a lot bothers me really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol yep i agree,think they do virtual sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think what they should write is im as vane as hell.I wouldnt touch with a barge pole.Any bloke who takes longer than a women get ready is a no no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

management speak :

sharpen your pencil

come to the party

stop skiving and get some work done (that one really gets on my tits!)

on here :

people who DEMAND face pictures who have no visable pics or verifies for that matter!

people who leave you great verifies then piss off from the site so they disappear

the fact there is no sexy hot female couples who want to do a whole host of weird and wonderful things to me on here

in general :

litter bugs

people with poor hygiene

the bastards who win the big jackpots on the euro's

shitty poo signal on my phone ggggrrrr

think that will do for now, can feel the anger bubbling up inside . . . . . . and breathe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that sit at 50 on he motorway, and when a truck goes to overtake, speed up to 60, then slow back down when i pull in.

tell you what, next time i wont pull out, see how you like my 40ft piece of meat up your arse!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dogs, why do people think cause their fucking dog decides to walk up to me or sniff me should they think im going to speak to it or pat it. Its their dog keep it away from me. Kids(peoples who arnt related or friends of mines kids) especially fucking toddlers, screaching and coming up to you and pulling at you, why the hell should i be expected to goo goo and tell them how gorgeous/wonderful their little prince or princess is.

People that walk up and down almost empty train carriages about three times then decide to sit on the seat next to me, surely im not the only person they do this too, it bizarre how many times it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get really pee'd off by some guys asking what im looking for, when i think it obvious really as im on Fab.So it got me thinking as to what winds you peeps up on here.

Are you here for a shag??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"listening to people interviewed and constantly ending sentences with 'like' or 'ya know'.

boils my piss"

oh yes, esp peeps on mobile phones at stations.

Well gf was coming over like and like she say she's gonna wear something special like and I'm like wow like........

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (like)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant stand people sayiny Two times. For fucks sake its Twice

You said it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs, why do people think cause their fucking dog decides to walk up to me or sniff me should they think im going to speak to it or pat it. Its their dog keep it away from me. Kids(peoples who arnt related or friends of mines kids) especially fucking toddlers, screaching and coming up to you and pulling at you, why the hell should i be expected to goo goo and tell them how gorgeous/wonderful their little prince or princess is.

please tell me im not the only one who thinks they should al be kept on leads lol

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"I get really pee'd off by some guys asking what im looking for, when i think it obvious really as im on Fab.So it got me thinking as to what winds you peeps up on here.

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+1

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

I HATE clichés, especially making no sense in the context in which they are used.

"Age is only a number" - no it isnt - its a LOT more than that

"At the end of the day" yeah yeah - it'll be night. So what?

"Life is too short" for what? It doesnt matter HOW short it is, there are some guys with whom I will never cram in a meeting!

Also, in keeping with others above, I HATE being referred to as a 'fem' and I deeply resent the assumption some people make that, because I am on a site like this, I am desperate to jump into bed with them in particular. Helloo-oo - no I'm not.

Finally (nearing the end of the rant now you will be pleased to hear) mixing up which and witch - ggrrrr

So I'm a placid person in general.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phrasing.

oh rhetorical then ?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hello"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On many profiles...

I/we have made many good friends through here.

Anyone said, meet a right bunch of tossers and glad i'm not that desperate...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Oh God those that bore the tits of me with their endless Wiki quotes. Try and have an original thought.

Those that constantly hijack threads to flirt spoiling threads instead of taking it to pm.

The Relate counselors and Mary Whitehouse Appreciation Society members.

The sneering; make thinly veiled nasty comments which they think people can't see through.

The whining single men wanting advice on their profiles.

Conversely, people who question what others have on their profiles...if you don't like move on...there, not hard is it?

....not a lot bothers me really.

Couldnt have put it better myself

got loads of other moans today but im going to be nice and not moan or rant.... Well not too much anyway

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