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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

If jesus joined fab, would you have a sexy meet with him?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Why not, my soul was damned a long time ago.

He might absolve me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, people have been ignoring his messages for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, people have been ignoring his messages for years

Although, beards are 'in'

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

He's a bit above my top age limit so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, dunno what he looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will he rise to the occasion

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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Nah, people have been ignoring his messages for years

Just brilliant

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put him back on the cross? That could be fun

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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Can I put him back on the cross? That could be fun

Don't see why not... Everyone enjoys a little bdsm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I don’t like beards

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By *iss BunWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

No, I’m here for ladies only fun

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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

"No, I’m here for ladies only fun

OK. If I arrange a meet with Mary Magdeline, would you be interested. I am omnipresent so is it OK if I watch...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m not saying a word because I don’t want to be struck down (if he really looks like the images then ... yes!)

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By *iss BunWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

"No, I’m here for ladies only fun

OK. If I arrange a meet with Mary Magdeline, would you be interested. I am omnipresent so is it OK if I watch...

Yes to Mary Magdeline, if we liked each other

No, you can’t watch!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

All he would need to do is put "Can change water in to wine" as his profile heading and he'd be inundated. I might just try that myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as he's a bit too old for me

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"If jesus joined fab, would you have a sexy meet with him?

No, he has a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not my type. Sorry, Jesus.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hahaha .. can't believe Jesus can't get a meeting because he has a beard ..lol you can always sit on his right hand...and if you run out of wine he can help you out...

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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

Well, that goes to prove ladies on fab are over critical. If our Lord and saviour can't get a meet, what chance do us single guys have? Even with the bdsm experience (whipping, tieing up, humiliation, pai) I thought at least a dominatrix might be interested?

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By *ab james OP Man
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Well, that goes to prove ladies on fab are over critical. If our Lord and saviour can't get a meet, what chance do us single guys have? Even with the bdsm experience (whipping, tieing up, humiliation, pai) I thought at least a dominatrix might be interested?

*apologies to any Christians for poor taste joke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.

If he turned up with socks under his sandals then no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea, dunno what he looks like. "

Jason Momoa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'd me more interested in some of his intresting lady friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard....abs......generous........

Jesus is getting meets....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Yeah he has that hipster vibe

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"No idea, dunno what he looks like.

Jason Momoa."

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm really upset that no one's made a 'second coming' joke yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the pics I have seen he does nothing for me, I hate long hair on a dude lol xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm really upset that no one's made a 'second coming' joke yet"

Or getting nailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really upset that no one's made a 'second coming' joke yet

Or getting nailed"

On here ?

They'd have been crucified

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm really upset that no one's made a 'second coming' joke yet

Or getting nailed

On here ?

They'd have been crucified "

Thorny subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.. if I bury them under the patio I'd like them to stay there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah.. if I bury them under the patio I'd like them to stay there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id stick my hand up his frock. Why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really upset that no one's made a 'second coming' joke yet"

I know!! It's the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.

Ahem..Why would you want to meet Jesus? Christians have been waiting 2000 years just for his second cumming.

Boom boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy woud look like a mummified hobo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, don't like excessive facial hair.

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