FabSwingers.com forum: Road to Hell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t masturbate while driving x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer pt1

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Don’t masturbate while driving x"

...and use your Chris Rea mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving x"

Ummm... My boys will be in the car

I'll try my hardest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Much prefer pt1"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving x

...and use your Chris Rea mirror"

With all the nutters on the loose for bank holiday. I will be.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck xx have a lovely day tho xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Good luck with this 1....dont forget to smile

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

* "

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck xx have a lovely day tho xx"

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck with this 1....dont forget to smile

If it looks like I am, the sun is probably in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?"

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely."

I do. It's the other drivers that concern me. Was it? I'm adopting it for M6. Just hoping the Smart Motorway does it's job and keeps things flowing. I don't mind riding it at 50mph the whole way up. It's the stop start stop start that gets on my nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was ok last weekend, steady fifty all way.. Enjoy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

M25 heathrow is the worst part of any motorway...ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few nice Fabbers up north if you’re at a loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was ok last weekend, steady fifty all way.. Enjoy

Bank holiday though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Safe travels "

Gracias

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hell? Rude! You love it up North.

Have a good journey. Hope the ‘are we there yet’ questions are few and far between. Don’t forget to visit Notarianni!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a few nice Fabbers up north if you’re at a loss"

So do I thankyou

I can't stress this enough though.. My boys are with me. No funny business!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a great time

I'll try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hell? Rude! You love it up North.

Have a good journey. Hope the ‘are we there yet’ questions are few and far between. Don’t forget to visit Notarianni! "

Oh God.. my youngest usually starts before we get to Birmingham

I will try to steer us towards Notarianni's as best I can.

My who is near location will be firmly on full time. See how close I get to some of the Forum on my travels. If I'm within 5miles of anyone in here, then I expect a flying high five Fab.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.

Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41

That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.

Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41

That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly

I'd have got out and walked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

On Good Friday?

You'll need more than luck.

I'll wave at you though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"M25 heathrow is the worst part of any motorway...ever."

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay to go on the new road. It’s well worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

As much as the boys would laugh at my Howler Monkey impression.. I think I'd scar them for life and hopefully be arrested with the assistance of the motorway cameras.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pay to go on the new road. It’s well worth it

Bitch please

I ain't no road snob. I'll slum it in cattle class with MY PEOPLE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????

They usually fling it in the car at a safari park

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On Good Friday?

You'll need more than luck.

I'll wave at you though."

I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On Good Friday?

You'll need more than luck.

I'll wave at you though.

I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig"

Valhalla shiny and chrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????

They usually fling it in the car at a safari park"

Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pay to go on the new road. It’s well worth it

Bitch please

I ain't no road snob. I'll slum it in cattle class with MY PEOPLE

Hahaha

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Bound to be an accident somewhere between J12 & J16!!!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of. "

I think the word he was looking for is canal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????

They usually fling it in the car at a safari park

Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat.....

Like a more fun version of dogging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bound to be an accident somewhere between J12 & J16!!!"

Don't jinx me you fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

I think the word he was looking for is anal"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.

Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41

That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly

I'd have got out and walked

I was tempted!

I finally arrived home at 18.44

I was at work at 19.00

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.

Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41

That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly

I'd have got out and walked

I was tempted!

I finally arrived home at 18.44

I was at work at 19.00

I'd have quit

Sorry boss, life's just not being fair today.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

* "

Have you had your innoculations? We're tough up North.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t masturbate while driving again x

Again?

Seconded, pull over to masturbate and then fling it out the window like a howler monkey

You've watched a howler monkey masturbate in a car????

They usually fling it in the car at a safari park

Love a good bit of monkey cock/hairy balls sliding down my windscreen like a kinky see through sex slide at Longleat.....

Like a more fun version of dogging? "

I disappear having a philosophical debate for two minutes and look where it goes! Cant leave you two alone can I? Now sit down in the back, shut up and watch the monkeys jerk off like the wholesome family day out we are here to enjoy!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"On Good Friday?

You'll need more than luck.

I'll wave at you though.

I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig

Valhalla shiny and chrome"

This I can definitely see. You'd fit in perfectly to that world!

Stay strong Op, stay strong.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I hate driving the M6 up towards Manchester. My deepest sympathies are with you on this holy day

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I had Spotify on shuffle play last week when driving home from the Midlands.

Grinding to a halt on the M1, staring at about 15 miles of red on my sat nav screen, watching my arrival time flip from 15.48 to 18.41

That song came on, I did laugh quite loudly

I'd have got out and walked

I was tempted!

I finally arrived home at 18.44

I was at work at 19.00

I'd have quit

Sorry boss, life's just not being fair today."

I am the boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got as far as Stafford services.. it's not looking good now. Quick fag break.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Wrong direction you should be heading down to the beautiful south singing " gods great banana skin"

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Last Friday I had to drive from Cheltenham to Exeter, leaving at 3, just as all the kids left school and their parents drove them to the Westcountry for Easter holidays.

I got home at 8

Good luck

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Drive at night, it's easier

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"M25 heathrow is the worst part of any motorway...ever."
agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I made it.. Eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrong direction you should be heading down to the beautiful south singing " gods great banana skin"

I'd of preferred to head South if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope uve packed food and water and

DONT GO OVER 70 haahaa as if ull get over 40

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

Have you had your innoculations? We're tough up North."

I'm part UP NORTH myself.. I'm immune

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On Good Friday?

You'll need more than luck.

I'll wave at you though.

I know.. I've come prepared. Supplies.. oil.. water.. battle ram, boys on polecats, a legion of warboyz.. I'm driving the war-rig

Valhalla shiny and chrome

This I can definitely see. You'd fit in perfectly to that world!

Stay strong Op, stay strong."

Holding back the tears..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate driving the M6 up towards Manchester. My deepest sympathies are with you on this holy day"

Thankyou Tea Monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Friday I had to drive from Cheltenham to Exeter, leaving at 3, just as all the kids left school and their parents drove them to the Westcountry for Easter holidays.

I got home at 8

Good luck

Ouch!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I made it.. Eventually."

Yay...and breathe

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.

Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!

It was an absolute fucking nightmare!

Hope your journey was far better op! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made it.. Eventually.

Yay...and breathe "

Really!? That was the EASY bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.

Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!

It was an absolute fucking nightmare!

Hope your journey was far better op! Xx"

Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.

Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!

It was an absolute fucking nightmare!

Hope your journey was far better op! Xx

Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning

Hopefully that won’t be too bad! Just pray everyone else is only making the return on Monday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll I'm standing by a river but the water doesn't flow

It boils with every poison you can think of.

Then I'm underneath the streetlights

But the light of joy I know

Scared beyond belief way down in the shadows.

And the perverted fear of violence *censored* a smile on every face

And common sense is ringing out the bells.

This ain't no technological breakdown

Oh no, this is the road to hell.

*Wish me luck, headed North on the M6 today

That was written about the M24 and M4 and a motorway in Slovakia.....no mention of the M6 but I’m sure you have enough sense to drive safely.

Worst journey I ever had on the M6 was driving back to the north from Stratford Upon Avon a couple of years ago! Just over a 100 miles! Left there at noon - got home 8.40pm!

It was an absolute fucking nightmare!

Hope your journey was far better op! Xx

Wasn't too bad today thanks. Round two Sunday morning

Hopefully that won’t be too bad! Just pray everyone else is only making the return on Monday!

That's what I'm praying to the asphalt god for

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I made it.. Eventually.

Yay...and breathe

Really!? That was the EASY bit

I hear you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M6 is why the good Lord in his wisdom gave us Xanax.

He giveth he taketh away.

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