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3 virtues maketh a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave boy............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can do all three with finess too

and bloody good at all 3

so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls of steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing"

well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!

anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing

well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!

anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser "

Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suck and fuck much better than i cook...i usually get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard the saying, cook in the kitchen and slut in the bedroom (or something like that)

Not killed anyone yet in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing

well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!

anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser

Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl"

am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as you know J, I do all 3 extremely well, just don't advertise it hahahaha

Yv xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as you know J, I do all 3 extremely well, just don't advertise it hahahaha

Yv xxx"

Don't believe you, a woman in Leigh that can cook, yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my curries are legendary and me big breakfasts are sooooooooo tasty.

mind......they have to earn the brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing

well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!

anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser

Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl

am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you"

Wasnt your phone pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dated a toothless virgin who could burn water. Needless to say, the relationship ran it's course and fizzled out .... in about 3 seconds flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing

well i tell people i give a crap bj, i burn stuff when cooking, well that only leaves fuck...who knows!!!!

anyhow i cant be a lady when am a gobby scouser

Well you didnt sound like it on the message you left me saturday night pmsl

am off to check my phone records as i cannot remember ringing you. and bloody sssssh dont be letting me secrets out you

Wasnt your phone pmsl "

erm its coming back to me now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well if your a good fuck and good at blowjobs he will get you a cook and cleaner, so i just got to do a bit of brushing up on one. Not sure which but any volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do all 3 very well and can drive a boat and change a car wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do all 3 very well and can drive a boat and change a car wheel "

Ahem... one SAILS a boat, one DRIVES a car... feckin wumun!! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once told by an old sage, there be only "3 virtues that maketh a woman"

Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed, unless your a swiss army wife..haha - Not an intended joke just inspiration at time of writing"

a friend of mine reckons if it flies floats or fucks ...rent it dont buy it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh am independant enough to have my own cleaner and I wan a man for pleasure not for chores hahaha

As for cooking, that is my pleasure second only to a man's body and company both fulfill vital requirements hahaha

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do all 3 very well and can drive a boat and change a car wheel

Ahem... one SAILS a boat, one DRIVES a car... feckin wumun!! hehehe "

I don't have a sail on my boat... it's a speed boat and it has a wheel so i drive it lmao

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"I've heard the saying, cook in the kitchen and slut in the bedroom (or something like that)

Not killed anyone yet in the kitchen "

So, how many you killed in the bedroom then? hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck, fuck and cook

Trying to get a woman to do all three is a rare thing indeed,"

So I am a lady, yeah!!!

Sorry, I do not do housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as you know J, I do all 3 extremely well, just don't advertise it hahahaha

Yv xxx

Don't believe you, a woman in Leigh that can cook, yeah right "
hey gorgeous ....i cook too .... xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't cook - won't cook.....

That's about it really....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

love to cook, love to fuck, love to suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love to cook, love to fuck, love to suck "

I'd like to find a woman who would be happy to do just two of the 3... not fussy which... any offers.. x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"love to cook, love to fuck, love to suck

I'd like to find a woman who would be happy to do just two of the 3... not fussy which... any offers.. x

"
two out of three aint bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when do you find time to eat J ?

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

well u no us ladies are known 4 our multitasking lol bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm crap at all 3, thats me fucked lol

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